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 Posted: Mon Dec 27, 2010 11:07 pm
This party isn't over until the year is over, so I decided to give away the remaining prizes in this thread. In Japan, the first dream of the year is very significant, and can make predictions about the rest of the year. It is very lucky to have a hawk, an eggplant, and or Mt. Fuji in your dream. So, in this short game, I am asking you to make up a joke that has one or more of these items in it. If you can manage to put all three in there, go for it! I will be out of town on the 30th and 31st, so I will make the entry deadline 11:59 PM (central) on January 1st. I'm not sure how I'm going to do the prizes yet. It all depends on the number of participants we have. The remaining prizes cost about 10k, so I'll figure something out. It's very possible that every participant will get something or other. (And if this game seems last minute and hastily put together, that's because it is.) rofl
Entries Epcot Illuminations What do you get when you place a hawk and an eggplant on top of Mt. Fuji? You get fried hawk with a side of eggplant. Delightfully Evil LordM So a hawk flies into a bar halfway up Mt. Fuji and takes a seat at the bar. "Hey bartender, gimme something strong to drink, I just had to fight an eagle to get here." the hawk says, taking a look around the bar, relieved to find no eagles inside (the bird or the band). When he didn't get his drink right away, he leaned over the counter to see the bartender wasn't a bartender at all, but an eggplant. "Well, now I know why I didn't get my drink," the hawk says to himself, "I wasn't speaking the right language!" Amigurumi Queen Hawk is sitting in a bar on Mt Fuji looking depressed. The bartender asks, "Why are you so down?" Hawk replies, "I was just out on Gaia and I have to come up with a joke that has a #@#@ eggplant in it." EVERYONE WHO ENTERED GETS A PRIZE! heart
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Posted: Tue Dec 28, 2010 5:27 pm
What do you get when you place a hawk and an eggplant on top of Mt. Fuji?
You get fried hawk with a side of eggplant.
((yes I know that is not funny, don't laugh unless you want to. I suck at jokes. crying )
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Posted: Tue Dec 28, 2010 7:52 pm
Epcot Illuminations What do you get when you place a hawk and an eggplant on top of Mt. Fuji? You get fried hawk with a side of eggplant. ((yes I know that is not funny, don't laugh unless you want to. I suck at jokes. crying ) It counts in my book! xd
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Posted: Fri Dec 31, 2010 11:38 pm
You still have one more day to submit a joke! They can be very bad, corny jokes that only briefly mention one of those three things. I want to get rid of those extra prizes!
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Posted: Sat Jan 01, 2011 5:31 pm
So a hawk flies into a bar halfway up Mt. Fuji and takes a seat at the bar. "Hey bartender, gimme something strong to drink, I just had to fight an eagle to get here." the hawk says, taking a look around the bar, relieved to find no eagles inside (the bird or the band). When he didn't get his drink right away, he leaned over the counter to see the bartender wasn't a bartender at all, but an eggplant. "Well, now I know why I didn't get my drink," the hawk says to himself, "I wasn't speaking the right language!"
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Posted: Sat Jan 01, 2011 9:10 pm
Hawk is sitting in a bar on Mt Fuji looking depressed. The bartender asks, "Why are you so down?"
Hawk replies, "I was just out on Gaia and I have to come up with a joke that has a #@#@ eggplant in it."
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Posted: Sat Jan 01, 2011 9:50 pm
Delightfully Evil LordM So a hawk flies into a bar halfway up Mt. Fuji and takes a seat at the bar. "Hey bartender, gimme something strong to drink, I just had to fight an eagle to get here." the hawk says, taking a look around the bar, relieved to find no eagles inside (the bird or the band). When he didn't get his drink right away, he leaned over the counter to see the bartender wasn't a bartender at all, but an eggplant. "Well, now I know why I didn't get my drink," the hawk says to himself, "I wasn't speaking the right language!" It's so corny that I love it! xd
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Posted: Sat Jan 01, 2011 9:54 pm
Amigurumi Queen Hawk is sitting in a bar on Mt Fuji looking depressed. The bartender asks, "Why are you so down?" Hawk replies, "I was just out on Gaia and I have to come up with a joke that has a #@#@ eggplant in it." It's so witty! rofl
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Posted: Sun Jan 02, 2011 5:42 pm
No more entries! We have just enough participants to give out a prize to everyone! xd
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