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Okay so in the dream I was at this Sams Club type store (idk if they don't have those everywhere so the store the Dane Cook works at in Employee of the Month) and I was standing in the movie aisle looking at all the movies they had for rent. And this guy walks up (who I knew in the dream but not irl) and he has this pet crocodile. The crocodile has a dogs head and can talk, but it couldn't at the moment because it had reindeer horns tied onto it's head. Anyway so the guy starts telling me about how complicated renting the movies from there and that it costs $65 for just a week. Then he has to go and he leaves his crocodile with me to watch the movies and help someone if they need it. I start looking at the crocodile's dog head and feeling sad because he has string tied all over his face so I take off the antlers and he says thank you. He starts telling me about his family and living in the store. As he starts telling me about his Aunt Hilda we hear a commotion from the main aisle way so we walk and we see this huge like lime jello curtain behind a stage set off the ground and there is a man there with another crocodile (one without a dog head). And the one next to me tells me that that is his aunt Hilda. Suddenly the guy on the platform starts talking about how the horns do not hurt the crocodiles and he demonstrated by cutting into Aunt Hilda's arm a bit. She obviously flinched and the crocodile next to me became furious. Then the man said "What would be inhumane is if we did this to them all," and proceeded to chop off her head revealing her lime jello insides. And they started to skin her and eat the jello, and then I woke up.



I didn't know where to put this, I just though you guys should get that glimpse into who I am as a person lol

lol why thank you!