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 Posted: Sun Dec 19, 2010 5:00 pm
Show opener:
Landry vs E-Rock
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Posted: Sun Dec 19, 2010 6:31 pm
"The following contest is scheduled for one-fall!"
Metallica - Am I Evil?
My mother was a witch, she was burned alive
Thankless little b***h, for tears I cried
Take her down now, don't wanna see her face
All blistered and burnt, can't hide my disgrace
The music of Mike Landry began to play through the arena and spotlights shone on the stage, waiting for the entrant.
Twenty-seven, everyone was nice
Gotta see 'em make 'em pay the price
See their bodies out on the ice
Take my time
Finally Landry did appear sporting new ring gear, black and red tights and a matching ring jacket, connected by a large H much like Christian's old jacket which connected the two sides with a C. Alongside him as always was "Les Navre," Mardy Wilkes-Boothe.
"From Denver, Colorado weighing in at 245 pounds, he is "The Heartbreaker," Mike Landry!"
Am I evil? Yes, I am
Am I evil? I am man, yes, I am
The pick of new music was oddly disturbing and blunt after his actions three weeks ago, seemingly ending the life of Phoenixfire infront of the entire world. Even after the report last week no charges have been filed due to the enigmatic nature of the situation. No one was willing to bring the man up on charges because of his high profile.
As I watched my mother die, I lost my head
Revenge now I sought, to break with my bread
Taking no chances, you come with me
I'll split you to the bone, help set you free
Twenty-seven, everyone was nice
Gotta see 'em, make 'em pay the price
See their bodies out on the ice
Take my time
Landry and Mardy marched down the ramp arm-in-arm, a devious grin on each of them. They had just gotten away with murder, and now they intended on getting away with the King of the Canvas. Landry stepped up onto the apron followed by Mardy, and once again he waited for Mardy to lower the middle ropes for him before he stepped inside. He stood in the center of the ring as Mardy followed in after him and he hit the "Heartbreak," symbol across his chest. Mardy hung over her man,the kissing him on cheek before stepping back to the outside and Landry moved into his corner...and of course, grabbed a microphone from the ringside attendent.
Am I evil? Yes, I am
Am I evil? I am man, yes, I am, ooh
As the Heartbreaker's music faded Landry lifted the mic to his face so he could speak.
"Last week...Kid Omega, arguably the most talented Luchador since El Santo, took me on in the first round of King of the Canvas. And just like I promised...I sent him packing. I made Kid Omega tap to the Figure of Perfection, and now I am one win closer to the Fatal Fourway at Royal Rumble, where I will become...THE NEW HBK...THE HEART. BREAK. KING! And nobody is going to stop me! Not Kid Omega, not some wannabe hasbeen tonight, and certainly none of the other three competitors at Royal Rumble. And who knows? Once I become the Heart Break King, I might just be inclined to compete in the Royal Rumble...beat down 29 other competitors...and go on to Wrestlemania to complete my domination of the wrestling world. SO SAYS THE HEARTBREAKER...So shall it be..."
Landry tossed the mic heedlessly to the ringside area, awaiting his opponent's entrance.
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Posted: Mon Dec 20, 2010 1:50 pm
*Purple strobes flashed throughout the arena. "We Be Steady Mobbin'" played.*
Man ******** these niggas
Imma spare everything but these niggas
I flip the gun and gun-buck these niggas
Take the knife off the AK and cut these niggas
Ya
And ******** these bitches
I swear I care bout everything but these bitches
I don’t care, I "so what" these bitches
And I put young mula baby way above these bitches
*E Rock came out on stage holding a mic. Slowly, he walked down the ramp.*
Yo, Yo, Yo, cut the music. Cut the music
Yo, we here today in Paris, France
a place renowned for their tramps
*The crowd booed.*
I can't wait to go back home, this place sucks
*E Rock took out a dollar bill and threw it into the crowd.*
They call me B. Jennings cuz I get Milwaukee bucks
*E Rock then smirked at Landry.*
Yo, is this the dude who's facing me?
You won't walk out of here, you best believe
Yo, how am I gonna lose to a poser
a wannable murderer, what a loser
You ain't evil, dawg, you have a hubby
*E Rock pointed to Mardy*
I saw you backstage jerking off to Teletubbies
Man, between you and me, Omega was weak and little
But dawg, your brain ain't the only thing on you that's little
Yo, you call yourself the new Heart Break King
The only thing's breaking tonight is your dream
After I lay you a** out
you can suck my trout
and you can't doubt
that after this bout
You gonna know what I'm about
I'm E Rock, homie, and Mardy's your cheap ho
I got a five dollar bill, and she's gonna give me a blow.
18 DUMMIES!
*E Rock yelled into the mic and entered the ring.*
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Posted: Mon Dec 20, 2010 2:01 pm
Landry scoffed at E-Rock's complete inability to rap. His Great Uncle Billy Graham would be up in arms if he wasn't crippled in both knees.
Ding
Ding
Ding
Landry took the center of the ring as the match beegan, offering a lockup to start things off.
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Posted: Mon Dec 20, 2010 5:04 pm
*As Landry approached for a lock up, E Rock tried to surprise the Heartbreaker with a low dropkick to the knees.*
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Posted: Mon Dec 20, 2010 6:00 pm
(Timhaynie edit:: Please follow the rules.)
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Posted: Tue Dec 21, 2010 8:35 am
If Landry didn't see something like that comming from E-Rock right off the bat then he didn't belong in the business. Landry sidestepped it and looked down at his opponent giving him a silent look as if to say, "Is that really your best?"
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Posted: Tue Dec 21, 2010 12:06 pm
*E Rock laid on the ground for a second and smirked. Grabbing Landry's right leg, E Rock tried to sweep him off his feet.*
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Posted: Tue Dec 21, 2010 12:50 pm
((You're facing the opposite direction after missing a poorly timed dropkick and you're going to reach across your entire body to grab my legs which are now farther away than they were when you tried to attack me?))
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Posted: Tue Dec 21, 2010 1:33 pm
Neo_Hurricane ((You're facing the opposite direction after missing a poorly timed dropkick and you're going to reach across your entire body to grab my legs which are now farther away than they were when you tried to attack me?)) (You said you side-stepped the attack, so I thought that you took a step to one side to avoid the dropkick. You did not account for how far you are from me. But I'll do it your way.)) *E Rock rolled over the ropes and slowly stood up, watching Landry*
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Posted: Tue Dec 21, 2010 5:01 pm
((I'm just saying that if you try to dropkick me your legs are the closest things to me so either way you can't grab me.))
Landry allowed E-Rock to stand and yawned, unimpressed. He raised a hand up for a test of strength so they could get this wrestling match underway.
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Posted: Tue Dec 21, 2010 5:03 pm
Neo_Hurricane ((I'm just saying that if you try to dropkick me your legs are the closest things to me so either way you can't grab me.)) Landry allowed E-Rock to stand and yawned, unimpressed. He raised a hand up for a test of strength so they could get this wrestling match underway. *E Rock slowly approached Landry and tried to grip Landry's hand with his left.*
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Posted: Wed Dec 22, 2010 8:18 am
Landry was hoping he'd accept, and instead of a Test of Strength Landry attempted to keep his hand locked with his opponent and duck behind for a hammerlock.
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