On the second day of Hogswatch, I sent my true love backA nasty little letter--ha!
And a partridge in a pear tree!
What do you mean, you’ve never heard of the Unseen University?! Preposterous! Well, my dear boy—or dear lady—the UU is the university for wizards on the Disc! Well…besides the university in Four-Ecks. The UU has a reputation for backstabbing, but most of that is in the past—largely due to this man dragon wizard here—the current Archchancellor, Mustrum Ridcully. If you want him to follow you home, you must prove yourself to be Discworld-savvy.
That’s right, ladies and boys—it’s trivia time. PM the answers to these fifty questions to Godar (please put the answers in red). The person with the most points win. In the case of a tie, the winner will be randomized.
Rules:
1: DO NOT QUESTION ME!!!
2: Don't cheat. ...Whatever that means.
3: Do. Not. Question. Me.
4: Cheating is here defined as asking other contestants for answers, giving false answers to contestants, or giving any answers at all, right or wrong, to contestants. Pull yourself up by yo' own bootstraps, yo.
5: YOU!! IN THE GREEN!! ARE YOU QUESTIONING ME?!
6: Don't eat Wow-Wow Sauce after its expiration date. And never eat a charcoal biscuit and have a smoke after consuming Wow-Wow Sauce.
7: Questioning me will result in banishment to the Dungeon Dimensions.
8: Don't call the Librarian a...you-know-what.
Starts: Noon PST, Friday December 24th (1pm MST, 2pm CST, 3pm EST)
Ends: Noon PST, Friday December 31st (1pm MST, 2pm CST, 3pm EST)
