Hey guys, since the Christmas Event is coming the admins decided to launch their Make-your-own-Christmas-letters, which allow you to fill out and send randomly funny letters to your Gaian friends. I got a few funny ones, and wanted to share them. Post yours too if you feel like it. wink
Ones I received:
Dear Abiding Angel,
One of my favorite parts of the holiday season is getting warm and cozy when it's cold outside. Right now we are all huddled around a Whalephant for warmth drinking Dr.Pepper. I'm reading a book on the history of Moose-- really red stuff. What''s the weather like where you are? I heard it might get pretty shy before the week's over. Oh well; rain or shine, you can always hop under a loin cloth and snuggle up with a Spider monkey on your lap!
Yours awkwardly,
Aerokotsu_Shikkoku
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Dear Abiding Angel,
Looks like winter's here--llamas have been falling all night and now the ground is completely covered! I almost couldn't get out of the house; this stuff is up to my spleen. So I got out a awl and swam them into a pile. Yamaxchan and I have been jumping in it all day. I'm hoping that the weather changes, though; before Christmas I really want to make mint oil angels.
Yours rapidly,
mugoi_usagi
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Dear Abiding Angel,
I'm writing this letter to wish you a Crispy Xmas! I'm sure visions of Wafer-plums are already Eating in your head, but there's still work to be done. Did you remember to deck your Dashboards with boughs of Plasma? Have you spiked the Sausage with plenty of Birch Beer? Have you Consume your Kilt by the chimney with care? Did you leave out Haggis and some Eggnog for Santa and his reindeer?
Yours Thankfully,
Thee Alchemyst
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Dear Abiding Angel,
One of my favorite parts of the holiday season is getting warm and cozy when it's cold outside. Right now we are all huddled around a dinosaur for warmth drinking pee. I'm reading a book on the history of cow-- really big stuff. What''s the weather like where you are? I heard it might get pretty white before the week's over. Oh well; rain or shine, you can always hop under a panties and snuggle up with a lion on your lap!
Yours dancing,
`[Heartbreaker Jo]`
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Dear Abiding Angel,
Today we decorated our holiday blimp. I hung strings of furry mitten all over it, and topped it with a toasters. It's slushy! Plus it smells like a tuna fish, wafting holiday cheer throughout the house. Pretty soon I'm going to flop some cookies to give to Kiki. I've got a few special ingredients I want to include: some chicken wings, garbage trucks and sweating berries. Doesn't that sound delicious?
Yours stupidly,
Meeptastique
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Ones I sent:
Merry Xmas, friend! I sure hope Santa brings you all the things you asked for this year. I know how badly you wanted that new PS3 you saw in Victoria Secrets-- I remember you telling me, "Boy, I sure would give my left thumb to have one of those, even if I had to commit a thousand hit and runs to get it. I'd gladly throw my childhood hero, Lanzer, out of a moving bus to get my hands on one. I''d punch Batman in the big toe for just one moment with that thing." Let's hope it never comes to that.
Yours Happily,
Abiding Angel
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