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 Posted: Fri Dec 17, 2010 5:45 pm
Lately, Gaia has been bringing the mad libs letter to each holiday. Share the ones that you sent or received, here.
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Posted: Fri Dec 17, 2010 5:46 pm
I plan to send one back to everyone that delivers one to me. Letter Dear Sam The Fire Pokemon, Merry Xmas, friend! I sure hope Santa brings you all the things you asked for this year. I know how badly you wanted that new disembodied human head you saw in Macy's-- I remember you telling me, "Boy, I sure would give my left thumbnail to have one of those, even if I had to commit a thousand jaywalkings to get it. I'd gladly throw my childhood hero, Adolph Hitler, out of a moving bus to get my hands on one. I''d punch Batman in the cuticle for just one moment with that thing." Well, I hope it doesn't come to that. May all your holiday wishes come true! Yours haltingly, Matasoga I love it.
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Posted: Fri Dec 17, 2010 5:51 pm
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Posted: Fri Dec 17, 2010 10:11 pm
I sent one along the lines of: Quote: Dear RubyRedSmashball, One of my favorite parts of the holiday season is getting warm and cozy when it's cold outside. Right now we are all huddled around a house for warmth drinking acid. I'm reading a book on the history of earthworms-- really bloody stuff. What''s the weather like where you are? I heard it might get pretty crimson before the week's over. Oh well; rain or shine, you can always hop under a toque and snuggle up with a squirrel on your lap! Yours sinkingly, Shoujo Bibliophile Cagra
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Posted: Sat Dec 18, 2010 7:14 pm
[quote="Letter]Dear _RI0SAN_,
Today we decorated our holiday piano. I hung strings of wretched maggots all over it, and topped it with a pickle jar. It's heinous! Plus it smells like a week-old corpse, wafting holiday cheer throughout the house. Pretty soon I'm going to drink some cookies to give to Kenny. I've got a few special ingredients I want to include: some shoes, octopi and lachrymose berries. Doesn't that sound delicious?
Yours atrociously,
Matasoga
Strings of wretched maggots... Sounds like a very Josh Christmas, indeed.
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Posted: Sat Dec 18, 2010 7:21 pm
I sent one to you.
XD
Sorry, it didn't come out like I planned...
I'm not very good with grammar stuffs.
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Posted: Sun Dec 19, 2010 1:37 am
Quote: Dear Drehstuhl, Looks like winter's here--deer antlers have been falling all night and now the ground is completely covered! I almost couldn't get out of the house; this stuff is up to my hip. So I got out a a scythe and pimp slapped them into a pile. everyone and I have been jumping in it all day. I'm hoping that the weather changes, though; before Christmas I really want to make blood angels. Yours NO ADVERB FOR YOU Dx, Sam The Fire Pokemon o.0
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Posted: Sun Dec 19, 2010 6:53 am
Letter Dear Testicular Diabetes , One of my favorite parts of the holiday season is getting warm and cozy when it's cold outside. Right now we are all huddled around a gorilla for warmth drinking bile. I'm reading a book on the history of coins-- really obese stuff. What''s the weather like where you are? I heard it might get pretty slutty before the week's over. Oh well; rain or shine, you can always hop under a panties and snuggle up with a chinchilla on your lap! Yours jadedly, Matasoga It sure is... That was less funny and more depressing than I was expecting. Quote: Dear Ichigo_Shindou, Looks like winter's here--fedoras have been falling all night and now the ground is completely covered! I almost couldn't get out of the house; this stuff is up to my sleen. So I got out a bandsaw and lost them into a pile. Julia and I have been jumping in it all day. I'm hoping that the weather changes, though; before Christmas I really want to make fungus angels. Yours confusedly, Matasoga That is not at all what I would do if it were raining fedoras. Even if they are plentiful, they are made to be treated with respect. I'd collect them and store them safely, at least the black ones. You can really never have too many fedoras.
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Posted: Mon Dec 20, 2010 1:06 am
I got this from one of my friends. Quote: Dear Titaniana, Looks like winter's here--Apples have been falling all night and now the ground is completely covered! I almost couldn't get out of the house; this stuff is up to my "finger". So I got out a hoe and ducked them into a pile. (insert name here) and I have been jumping in it all day. I'm hoping that the weather changes, though; before Christmas I really want to make dirt angels. Yours What was an adverb again?, Ac1dBlaze
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Posted: Mon Dec 20, 2010 10:30 pm
Letter Dear mmm---bl00d, I'm writing this letter to wish you a disturbing Xmas! I'm sure visions of hot dog-plums are already dreaming in your head, but there's still work to be done. Did you remember to deck your monkeys with boughs of clam chowder? Have you spiked the sushi with plenty of root beer? Have you swelling your sock by the chimney with care? Did you leave out steak and some meade for Santa and his reindeer? Yours nightmarishly, Matasoga Steak and meade?! I want to be Santa, this year... And every other year.
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