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 Posted: Mon Dec 06, 2010 11:58 pm
PLEASE NOTE: Zenphor would love to stuff this thread to the brim with soely her posts, please!
Other users who post are liable to distract her with the delicious prospect of company! [That's what my profile/inbox are for.] 4laugh heart
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Zenphor rolled 2 20-sided dice:
4, 6
Total: 10 (2-40)
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Posted: Tue Dec 07, 2010 12:01 am
 First Attack of the Day!Why That Shade of Green?Enemy -- Grunny
AC -- 10
HP -- 40Heroine -- Zenphor
AC -- 4
DMG -- 6Attack Unsuccessful.Remaining HP -- 40
Remaining Daily Attacks -- 1Battle Recap --It had been a relatively peaceful day, accented only by the distant chorus of Christmas carols and low murmur of forum activity -- Gaians engaged in a range of scintillation conversation. Lazily surfing from one Exchange thread to another, Zenphor began growing increasingly dismayed at the sky-rocketing rate of inflation.
What happened to the good ol' '03 days?!
It wasn't long before she finally tossed her arms up to the heavens in exasperation, as if in supplication to Gaian designers in the feeble hope that affairs could return to the way they used to be. Preferably, when her coffers weren't empty, save for a occasional wandering lint bunny. When her silent pleas were replied with much the same treatment, she huffed and resigned to perusing the social joys of Facebook instead (blasphemous, I know!).
Some time had passed before she too grew weary of the repetition of relation scandals and status updates. Returning to her roots, she met the latest Community Announcement with some surprise, having never heard of been a part of this so-called "Modmass" due to an extended hiatus from the site. Determined to make up for lost time, she began ploughing through the wall of posts.
But as expected, her non-existent attention span caused many a painful mental face-plant. More often than not, she stole away from the phalanxes of paragraphs and deferred to the pretty pictures instead. This of course would not do. So she resolved to complete the first contest requirements instead.
By the time she had finished, she could hardly contain her excitement at the prospect of reward for defeating such an unassuming bundle of fur. How hard could it be? It was scarcely the size of her OMG (which isn't to say she has a big head, mind you). Rolling back her black, pixelated sleeves up into the crook of her elbows, she puffed her chest in a display confidence before striding directly into the Grunny's warpath. Her cushioned slippers padded soundlessly across the unblemished whiteness of the Modmas Guild post background.
This was a done deal -- she was sure of it.
Just as she had wound herself into a tightly-coiled spring, ready to tackle the bright green bundle, a sinister flash of crimson pupils - dilated beyond normality - darted her way over its shoulder. Glistening fangs lengthened behind lips curled back in a menacing grin.
.. Well. You know the rest.
Hobbling away in a grumbling fit, Zenphor made a mental note to put her toe on ice when she got back to her inventory.
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Zenphor rolled 2 20-sided dice:
11, 18
Total: 29 (2-40)
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Posted: Tue Dec 07, 2010 12:03 am
Second Attack of the Day!You Scratch My Back, I'll Smash YoursEnemy -- Grunny
AC -- 10
HP -- 40Heroine -- Zenphor
AC -- 11
DMG -- 18Attack Successful!Remaining HP -- 22
Remaining Daily Attacks -- 0Battle Recap --[Up 'n coming.]
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Zenphor rolled 2 20-sided dice:
18, 18
Total: 36 (2-40)
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Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2010 12:02 am
First Attack of the Day![TBA]Enemy -- Grunny
AC -- 10
HP -- 22Heroine -- Zenphor
AC -- 18
DMG -- 18Attack Successful!Remaining HP -- 4
Remaining Daily Attacks -- 1Battle Recap --[Up 'n coming.]
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Zenphor rolled 2 20-sided dice:
19, 16
Total: 35 (2-40)
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Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2010 12:05 am
Second Attack of the Day![TBA]Enemy -- Grunny
AC -- 10
HP -- 4Heroine -- Zenphor
AC -- 19
DMG -- 16Attack Successful!Remaining HP -- -14 [KO'd!]Remaining Daily Attacks -- 0Battle Recap --[Up 'n coming.]
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Zenphor rolled 2 20-sided dice:
15, 13
Total: 28 (2-40)
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Posted: Thu Dec 09, 2010 4:12 pm
First Attack of the Day![TBA]Enemy -- Grunny
AC -- 10
HP -- 40Heroine -- Zenphor
AC -- 15
DMG -- 13Attack Successful!Remaining HP -- 27
Remaining Daily Attacks -- 1Battle Recap --[Up 'n coming.]
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Zenphor rolled 2 20-sided dice:
1, 1
Total: 2 (2-40)
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Posted: Thu Dec 09, 2010 4:14 pm
Second Attack of the Day!EPIC FAILEnemy -- Grunny
AC -- 10
HP -- 27Heroine -- Zenphor
AC -- 1
DMG -- 1Attack Unsuccessful!Remaining HP -- 27
Remaining Daily Attacks -- 0Battle Recap --[Up 'n coming.]
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Zenphor rolled 2 20-sided dice:
6, 14
Total: 20 (2-40)
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Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2010 3:08 am
First Attack of the Day![TBA]Enemy -- Labtechs
AC -- 12
HP -- 60Heroine -- Zenphor
AC -- 6
DMG -- 14Attack Unsuccessful.Remaining HP -- 60
Remaining Daily Attacks -- 1Battle Recap --[Up 'n coming.]
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Zenphor rolled 2 20-sided dice:
19, 19
Total: 38 (2-40)
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Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2010 3:11 am
Second Attack of the Day![TBA]Enemy -- Labtechs
AC -- 12
HP -- 60Heroine -- Zenphor
AC -- 19
DMG -- 19Attack Successful!Remaining HP -- 41
Remaining Daily Attacks -- 0Battle Recap --[Up 'n coming.]
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Zenphor rolled 2 20-sided dice:
3, 4
Total: 7 (2-40)
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Posted: Sat Dec 11, 2010 12:18 am
First Attack of the Day!EPIC FAIL -- The SequelEnemy -- Labtechs
AC -- 12
HP -- 41Heroine -- Zenphor
AC -- 3
DMG -- 4Attack Unsuccessful.Remaining HP -- 41
Remaining Daily Attacks -- 1Battle Recap --[Up 'n coming.]
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Zenphor rolled 2 20-sided dice:
5, 13
Total: 18 (2-40)
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Posted: Sat Dec 11, 2010 12:20 am
Second Attack of the Day!EPIC FAIL -- Strikes BackEnemy -- Labtechs
AC -- 12
HP -- 41Heroine -- Zenphor
AC -- 5
DMG -- 13Attack Unsuccessful.Remaining HP -- 41
Remaining Daily Attacks -- 0Battle Recap --[Up 'n coming.]
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Zenphor rolled 2 20-sided dice:
2, 10
Total: 12 (2-40)
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Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2010 12:56 am
First Attack of the Day![TBA]Enemy -- Labtechs
AC -- 12
HP -- 41Heroine -- Zenphor
AC -- 2
DMG -- 10Attack Unsuccessful.Remaining HP -- 41
Remaining Daily Attacks -- 1Battle Recap --[Up 'n coming.]
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Zenphor rolled 2 20-sided dice:
9, 5
Total: 14 (2-40)
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Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2010 12:57 am
Second Attack of the Day![TBA]Enemy -- Labtechs
AC -- 12
HP -- 41Heroine -- Zenphor
AC -- 9
DMG -- 5Attack Unsuccessful.Remaining HP -- 41
Remaining Daily Attacks -- 0Battle Recap --[Up 'n coming.]
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Zenphor rolled 2 20-sided dice:
19, 1
Total: 20 (2-40)
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Posted: Tue Dec 14, 2010 1:09 am
First Attack of the Day![TBA]Enemy -- Labtechs
AC -- 12
HP -- 41Heroine -- Zenphor
AC -- 19
DMG -- 1Attack Successful!Remaining HP -- 40
Remaining Daily Attacks -- 1Battle Recap --[Up 'n coming.]
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Zenphor rolled 2 20-sided dice:
7, 2
Total: 9 (2-40)
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Posted: Tue Dec 14, 2010 1:10 am
Second Attack of the Day![TBA]Enemy -- Labtechs
AC -- 12
HP -- 40Heroine -- Zenphor
AC -- 7
DMG -- 2Attack Unsuccessful.Remaining HP -- 40
Remaining Daily Attacks -- 0Battle Recap --[Up 'n coming.]
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