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 Posted: Mon Dec 06, 2010 11:45 pm
I'm really looking forward to some old school Grunny crunching. pirate
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Ghash rolled 2 20-sided dice:
2, 14
Total: 16 (2-40)
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Posted: Mon Dec 06, 2010 11:51 pm
Enemy: Grunnies
AC: 10
HP: 40
Rolled AC: 2
Rolled damage: 14
Attack failed.
Remaining enemy HP: 40
Remaining daily attacks: 1
I rush in wish great bombast and flourish. Promptly falling on my face in front of this Grunny. A shameful display indeed.
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Ghash rolled 2 20-sided dice:
16, 16
Total: 32 (2-40)
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Posted: Mon Dec 06, 2010 11:54 pm
Enemy: Grunnies
AC: 10
HP: 40
Rolled AC: 16
Rolled damage: 16
Attack successful.
Remaining enemy HP: 24
Remaining daily attacks: 0
I don't even bother to raise myself from the ground. The Grunny mistakes my clumsy entrance for a sign of weakness and hops too close. I rip off its arm with my teeth, and cook it up in a nice red wine sauce right there on the floor. While it's roasting I eagerly await this much need meal after the ordeals of the day. I'll need my strength for the morning. . .
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Ghash rolled 2 20-sided dice:
2, 3
Total: 5 (2-40)
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Posted: Tue Dec 07, 2010 10:04 pm
Enemy: Grunnies
AC: 10
HP: 24
Rolled AC: 2
Rolled damage: 3
Attack failed.
Remaining enemy HP: 24
Remaining daily attacks: 1
To throw the Grunny off guard, I start beating myself up. Channeling my inner Jim Carey. I fail even at this, giving myself just a hangnail. emo
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Ghash rolled 2 20-sided dice:
11, 8
Total: 19 (2-40)
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Posted: Tue Dec 07, 2010 10:09 pm
Enemy: Grunnies
AC: 10
HP: 24
Rolled AC: 11
Rolled damage: 8
Attack sucessful.
Remaining enemy HP: 16
Remaining daily attacks: 0
I kick the Grunny in its face, then I taunt it. "Embarrassing isn't it. I kick for your face!"
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Ghash rolled 2 20-sided dice:
8, 18
Total: 26 (2-40)
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Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2010 10:34 pm
Enemy: Grunnies
AC: 10
HP: 16
Rolled AC: 8
Rolled damage: 18
Attack failed.
Remaining enemy HP: 16
Remaining daily attacks: 1
I flop around on the ground urgently.
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Ghash rolled 2 20-sided dice:
9, 11
Total: 20 (2-40)
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Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2010 10:38 pm
Enemy: Grunnies
AC: 10
HP: 16
Rolled AC: 9
Rolled damage: 11
Attack failed.
Remaining enemy HP: 16
Remaining daily attacks: 0
The Grunny hops all over me, while I cringe in paralyzed fear.
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Ghash rolled 2 20-sided dice:
9, 13
Total: 22 (2-40)
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Posted: Thu Dec 09, 2010 5:11 pm
Enemy: Grunnies
AC: 10
HP: 16
Rolled AC: 9
Rolled damage: 13
Attack failed.
Remaining enemy HP: 16
Remaining daily attacks: 1
The fierce Grunny spits on my sleeping form. Frustrated at this further delay in the battle.
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Ghash rolled 2 20-sided dice:
8, 11
Total: 19 (2-40)
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Posted: Thu Dec 09, 2010 5:14 pm
Enemy: Grunnies
AC: 10
HP: 16
Rolled AC: 8
Rolled damage: 11
Attack failed.
Remaining enemy HP: 16
Remaining daily attacks: 0
.I continue sleeping. . .
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Ghash rolled 2 20-sided dice:
3, 18
Total: 21 (2-40)
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Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2010 11:29 pm
Enemy: Grunnies
AC: 10
HP: 16
Rolled AC: 3
Rolled damage: 18
Attack failed.
Remaining enemy HP: 16
Remaining daily attacks: 1
With grim determination I roll over and take a nap.
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Ghash rolled 2 20-sided dice:
7, 9
Total: 16 (2-40)
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Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2010 11:32 pm
Enemy: Grunnies
AC: 10
HP: 16
Rolled AC: 7
Rolled damage: 9
Attack failed.
Remaining enemy HP: 16
Remaining daily attacks: 0
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!"
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Ghash rolled 2 20-sided dice:
13, 7
Total: 20 (2-40)
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Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2010 11:41 pm
Enemy: Grunnies
AC: 10
HP: 16
Rolled AC: 13
Rolled damage: 7
Attack successful.
Remaining enemy HP: 9
Remaining daily attacks: 1
The Grunny rushes me, I bob and weave, bob and weave, and of course bob, without forgetting to weave. Suffice it to say, to make a long story short, the Grunny got hurt.
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Ghash rolled 2 20-sided dice:
16, 11
Total: 27 (2-40)
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Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2010 11:44 pm
Enemy: Grunnies
AC: 10
HP: 9
Rolled AC: 16
Rolled damage: 11
Attack successful.
Remaining enemy HP: -2
Remaining daily attacks: 0
I ignore the little buggar until it drops dead through lack of attention.
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Ghash rolled 2 20-sided dice:
7, 8
Total: 15 (2-40)
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Posted: Tue Dec 14, 2010 5:32 pm
Enemy: Labtechs
AC: 12
HP: 60
Rolled AC: 7
Rolled damage: 8
Attack failed.
Remaining enemy HP: 60
Remaining daily attacks: 1
Maybe I should change my tactics. The Labtechs are going to be much harder than that Grunny.
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Ghash rolled 2 20-sided dice:
8, 17
Total: 25 (2-40)
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Posted: Tue Dec 14, 2010 5:35 pm
Enemy: Labtechs
AC: 12
HP: 60
Rolled AC: 8
Rolled damage: 17
Attack failed.
Remaining enemy HP: 60
Remaining daily attacks: 0
I curl up for a nap before really starting this fight.
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