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LadyBramante rolled 2 20-sided dice:
19, 10
Total: 29 (2-40)
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 Posted: Mon Dec 06, 2010 11:07 pm
Heroically, she sneaks up on the oblivious Grunny...
She biffs it sharply with a rolled up copy of the Australian Women's Weekly:
Enemy: Grunnies
AC: 10
HP: 40
Rolled AC: 19
Rolled damage: 10
Attack successful.
Remaining enemy HP: 30
Remaining daily attacks: 1
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LadyBramante rolled 2 20-sided dice:
9, 19
Total: 28 (2-40)
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Posted: Mon Dec 06, 2010 11:22 pm
It turns, red hell light burning in its eyes ... and she attempts to swat it over the hedge with a two handed swing of her rolled up paper.
But it ducks and bounces up, straight at her throat!
Enemy: Grunnies
AC: 10
HP: 40
Rolled AC: 9
Rolled damage: 19
Attack Failed!
Remaining enemy HP: 31
Remaining daily attacks: 0
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LadyBramante rolled 2 20-sided dice:
16, 16
Total: 32 (2-40)
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Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2010 12:06 am
Bleeding from a superficial bunny-nibble, Grungekitty backs off, swinging her rolled magazine in a blur of glossy print. The Grunny strikes - and gets clipped upside its green fuzzy head.
Enemy: Grunnies
AC: 10
HP: 40
Rolled AC: 16
Rolled damage: 16
Attack Succeeded!
Remaining enemy HP: 15
Remaining daily attacks: 1
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LadyBramante rolled 2 20-sided dice:
8, 14
Total: 22 (2-40)
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Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2010 12:08 am
The Grunny clatters into a pile of stacked Pinatas - which burst, showered cheap hard candy in all directions. Why are we fighting in a Pinata store? No time for exposition now for it opens its mouth in a drooling leer of hatred and springs again!)
Grungekitty attempts to stop thrust it, but slips on a boiled sweet and is gored by one its surprisingly sharp ear-tips...
Enemy: Grunnies
AC: 10
HP: 40
Rolled AC: 8
Rolled damage: 14
Attack Failed!
Remaining enemy HP: 15
Remaining daily attacks: 0
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LadyBramante rolled 2 20-sided dice:
8, 16
Total: 24 (2-40)
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Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2010 11:05 pm
The Grunny gets her in the leg! She's down, flailing wildly and about to be bunny-bashed!
Enemy: Grunnies
AC: 10
HP: 40
Rolled AC: 8
Rolled damage: 16
Attack Failed!
Remaining enemy HP: 15
Remaining daily attacks: 1
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LadyBramante rolled 2 20-sided dice:
19, 12
Total: 31 (2-40)
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Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2010 11:07 pm
But, as the Grunny comes in for the kill, she throws a handful of pinata fragments at its eyes. While it is blinded and staggering, she snatches up a pinata weaver's flock mallet and biffs it sharply on the top of the head. Its eyes cross. The Grunny is staggering but still up.
Enemy: Grunnies
AC: 10
HP: 40
Rolled AC: 19
Rolled damage: 12
Attack Succeeded!
Remaining enemy HP: 3
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LadyBramante rolled 2 20-sided dice:
4, 20
Total: 24 (2-40)
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Posted: Thu Dec 09, 2010 11:15 pm
While it is staggering, Grungekitty climbs onto a bench and tries to drop a sewing machine on it... but misses.
Enemy: Grunnies
AC: 10
HP: 40
Rolled AC: 4
Rolled damage: 20
Attack Failed!
Remaining enemy HP: 3
Attacks remaining today: 1
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LadyBramante rolled 2 20-sided dice:
4, 5
Total: 9 (2-40)
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Posted: Thu Dec 09, 2010 11:17 pm
Another sewing machine crashes to the floor! And the Grunny is gone, somewhere under the bench. Grungekitty dare not step back on the floor in case it attacks..
Enemy: Grunnies
AC: 10
HP: 40
Rolled AC: 4
Rolled damage: 20
Attack Failed!
Remaining enemy HP: 3
Remaining Daily Attacks: 0
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LadyBramante rolled 2 20-sided dice:
14, 2
Total: 16 (2-40)
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Posted: Sat Dec 11, 2010 7:14 am
Grungekitty spies the Grunny lurking under the next row of tables. She removes her shredded, bloodsoaked jersey, twists it into a rat tail and gives that ornery green rabbit a smack that will leave a welt!
Enemy: Grunnies
AC: 10
HP: 40
Rolled AC: 14
Rolled damage: 2
Attack Succeeded!
Remaining enemy HP: 1
Remaining Daily Attacks: 1
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LadyBramante rolled 2 20-sided dice:
14, 2
Total: 16 (2-40)
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Posted: Sat Dec 11, 2010 7:17 am
The Grunny snarls at her, baring its hideous, razor sharp fangs. Kitty picks up a pinata sweet and throws it with ninja accuracy into the Grunny's open mouth.
The boiled sweet chokes it and it expires in convulsions!
Enemy: Grunnies
AC: 10
HP: 40
Rolled AC: 14
Rolled damage: 2
Attack Succeeded!
Remaining enemy HP: -1
Remaining Daily Attacks: 0
VICTORY!
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LadyBramante rolled 2 20-sided dice:
10, 13
Total: 23 (2-40)
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Posted: Sun Dec 12, 2010 9:19 am
Grungekitty was just putting the deceased grunny into her grunny sack, when she heard the crash of a door being kicked in. Looking round, she saw a vacant-eyed Lab Tech robo-walking into the workshop... Shrewdly guessing that they weren't going to become best pals, she commenced throwing pinatas at the unwelcome visitor. They're not very aerodynamic and she didn't manage to hit him.
Enemy: Lab Tech
AC: 12
HP: 60
Rolled AC: 10
Rolled damage: 13
Attack Failed!
Remaining enemy HP: 60
Remaining Daily Attacks: 1
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LadyBramante rolled 2 20-sided dice:
3, 5
Total: 8 (2-40)
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Posted: Sun Dec 12, 2010 9:52 am
Gradually, her fusillade died away as she realised the drooling stranger with the bizarre hat seemed unharmed by gaily the coloured papier-mache animals. Perhaps he had some strange mutant immunity?
Enemy: Lab Tech
AC: 12
HP: 60
Rolled AC: 3
Rolled damage: 5
Attack Failed!
Remaining enemy HP: 60
Remaining Daily Attacks: 0
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