Artimus Grenham's Journey!

[ArtimusGrenham]

Enemy: Grunnies
AC: 10
HP: 40

Rolled AC: 5
Rolled damage: 11

Attack failure.

Remaining enemy HP: 40

Remaining daily attacks: 1

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Artimus uses Plushie Attack!
Artimus misses!
Grunny points and laughs!  

[ArtimusGrenham]

Enemy: Grunnies
AC: 10
HP: 40

Rolled AC: 3
Rolled damage: 7

Attack failure.

Remaining enemy HP: 40

Remaining daily attacks: 0

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Artimus uses Emote Spam scream pirate evil mad stressed !
Artimus misses! gonk
Grunny continues to point and laugh! 3nodding  

[ArtimusGrenham]

Enemy: Grunnies
AC: 10
HP: 40

Rolled AC: 6
Rolled damage: 9

Attack failure.

Remaining enemy HP: 40

Remaining daily attacks: 1

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Artimus throws a rock in anger!
His aim is terrible! He misses!
Grunny has fallen asleep out of boredom.  

[ArtimusGrenham]

Enemy: Grunnies
AC: 10
HP: 40

Rolled AC: 8
Rolled damage: 10

Attack failure.

Remaining enemy HP: 40

Remaining daily attacks: 0

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Artimus stares at Grunny, trying to make its head explode!
Not surprisingly, this doesn't work!
Grunny sleeps soundly!  

[ArtimusGrenham]

Enemy: Grunnies
AC: 10
HP: 40

Rolled AC: 4
Rolled damage: 11

Attack failure.

Remaining enemy HP: 40

Remaining daily attacks: 1

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Attack failures continue.
Artimus enters fit of rage! stressed  

[ArtimusGrenham]

Enemy: Grunnies
AC: 10
HP: 40

Rolled AC: 6
Rolled damage: 18

Attack failure.

Remaining enemy HP: 40

Remaining daily attacks: 0

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Artimus rages! scream  

[ArtimusGrenham]

Enemy: Grunnies
AC: 10
HP: 40

Rolled AC: 19
Rolled damage: 8

Attack SUCCESS!

Remaining enemy HP: 32

Remaining daily attacks: 1

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Artimus' rage finally pays off! scream
Grunny is rudely awakened by a flurry of slaps! (-8 HP)  

[ArtimusGrenham]

Enemy: Grunnies
AC: 10
HP: 32

Rolled AC: 3
Rolled damage: 20

Attack FAILURE!

Remaining enemy HP: 32

Remaining daily attacks: 0

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Artimus charges his attack power for a grand attack...
...and proceeds to trip and falls flat on his face.
Grunny hmphs! angrily and kicks some dirt on the prone Artimus.  

[ArtimusGrenham]

Enemy: Grunnies
AC: 10
HP: 32

Rolled AC: 10
Rolled damage: 6

Attack SUCCESS!

Remaining enemy HP: 26

Remaining daily attacks: 1

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Artimus gets the jump on that wascally wabbit and pushes him!
Grunny is surprised and falls over! (-6 HP)  

[ArtimusGrenham]

Enemy: Grunnies
AC: 10
HP: 26

Rolled AC: 1
Rolled damage: 3

Attack FAILURE!

Remaining enemy HP: 26

Remaining daily attacks: 0

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Exhausted by his efforts thus far, Artimus rests.
Grunny rests.  

[ArtimusGrenham]

Enemy: Grunnies
AC: 10
HP: 26

Rolled AC: 13
Rolled damage: 10

Attack SUCCESS!

Remaining enemy HP: 16

Remaining daily attacks: 1

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Inspired by watching Inception, Artimus puts Grunny in a dream world where he's the architect.
Grunny is profoundly confused.  

[ArtimusGrenham]

Enemy: Grunnies
AC: 10
HP: 16

Rolled AC: 7
Rolled damage: 9

Attack FAILURE!

Remaining enemy HP: 16

Remaining daily attacks: 0

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Artimus subsequently messes up and is devoured by projections.
Grunny awakens, disturbed.  

[ArtimusGrenham]

Enemy: Grunnies
AC: 10
HP: 16

Rolled AC: 20
Rolled damage: 12

Attack SUCCESS!

Remaining enemy HP: 4

Remaining daily attacks: 1

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"Amazing turnaround folks! If you're just tuning in, Artimus has just gotten out of the corner of the ring and he's wailing on Grunny! I've never seen him like this, have you Rick?"

"Now this is what I'd call a good ol' wrasslin' match! Yee-haw!"

"Thanks Rick. Now what is Artimus doing? Oh my God he's climbing the corner! He's jumping! OH RIGHT ONTO GRUNNY! IS IT OVER?!"  

[ArtimusGrenham]

Enemy: Grunnies
AC: 10
HP: 4

Rolled AC: 17
Rolled damage: 5

Attack SUCCESS!

Remaining enemy HP: 0

Remaining daily attacks: 0

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"AND HERE'S THE FINISHER! ARTIMUS IS DOING THE PEOPLE'S ELBOW!"

"And there's the ref with the count... 1! 2! 3! ITS OVER FOLKS! Amazing match, amazing!"

"Helluva show!"

"That's the smartest thing I've ever heard you say Rick."

"See you in Hell Pat. See you in Hell."  

[ArtimusGrenham]

Enemy: Labtech
AC: 12
HP: 60

Rolled AC: 16
Rolled damage: 10

Attack successful!

Remaining enemy HP: 50

Remaining daily attacks: 1

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Artimus triumphs over Grunny!

While preening himself narcissistically, he is tapped on the shoulder and turns around to face a Labtech! Out of surprise, Artimus swings his Ruru plushie hard and knocks Labtech a good one upside the head!

Ruru cries in pain. crying