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BUZZ NOTE!! This Pulitzer prize nominee was written by Nymphie, she did me a favor, because I had a "date", which I'm still kind of on. It's TOTALLY legit, and there was just not going to be an update tonight. THANK YOU NYMPHIE FOR STEPPING UP! <3
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Heavensdark had recently been made mayor of Sniperville and had taken advantage of her new position by embezzling heavily and taking crack bribes from all the crack rings in town. Unfortunately the 69,995,885lbs of crack she had snorted yesterday did not satisfy her and she needed more! So even though it was a dark, creepy night, and she knew two killers were on the loose, she went out alone in search of more drugs. The Crazed Killer had seen what she was up to so he took some of his crack supply and laid a crack trail to a wombat hole in the park. Sure enough Heavensdark had found the trail and sniffed her way into the wombat hole.For those who do not know, wombats have asses made of crazy hard bone, used to kill those who try to enter their burrow. The crazed killer watched with delight as Heavensdark stuck her entire bust into the hole and the wombat attacked! It smashed his a** so hard into Heavensdark's head that she immediately went blind and lost her ability to vividly imagine Golden Girls smut! And then she bled out and died. SUCKS!

On the other side of town the sniper was closely watching his prey, Meliara. She was frolicking through some dandylions while picking her nose, paying absolutely no attention to what was going on around her. This would be an easy kill, the sniper thought to himself. He pointed his gun at her and was about to pull the trigger when a hooded figure ran up and kicked him in the balls!! The sniper screeched in pain, and dropping his gun fell to the ground! Meliara finally noticing something unusal was happening, and instead of running away like a smart person she ran right up to the sniper to see what was wrong! The sniper was screaming and wailing so loudly the whole town ran out to see what was the matter, and when they got there they saw a very suspicous sight indeed! Meli and Ginji were on the ground with the sniper rifle laying between them!

The crowd grabbed Ginji and dragged him to the courthouse where the goon was waiting for them. The goon was over thinking up creative ways to find out if the person on trial was innocent or not, so he decided to just stab Ginji in the head instead. If Ginji lived he was the sniper. If he died he was innocent. And if he sharted then he must be the crazed killer. Luckily for all the witnesses Ginji did not shart. However he did not die. As the Goon raised the knife to stab Ginji in the head Ginji yelled out "SNIPEY POWERS ACTIVATE!!!" and no matter how hard the Goon tried Ginji could not be penetrated! Ginji was the sniper!! No one knew what to do with Ginji, since there was no jail, and he couldnt be stabbed to death, so they tied him to a chair and were going to leave them there when Mea and Nymphie decided to make a fuss!

"We saw Meliara at the crime scene next to the gun!" Mea exclaimed!
"Why would she be with the Sniper if she is innocent??" Nymphie asked.
Meliara, who is no good at going home when she should, had followed the crowd to the courthouse and was still there. Nymphie grabbed her before she could escape and Mea, using the goons logic, stabbed her in the head. The whole room held their noses, prepared for a mighty shart, but it never came. Meliara just died.

Heavensdark, the Mayor, has been crazily killed
Meliara the White, gteam, was saved by the other g-team, then killed by Mea and Nymphie
Ginji, the Sniper, has been jailed.

#23, Ezzy, votes for #1, Bellecat.

Because it's never always Belle.

#6, Haven.

Birthday dinners tonight and tomorrow, no time to think. Baaaaa. gonk

#9 KeJoRo votes for #6 Haven.

Guys, Belle went inactive! Stop voting for her! gonk