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Posted: Sat Dec 04, 2010 3:30 pm
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Auditions? Christof had been in school now for a few days, classes hadn't started yet for him, and so he had been keeping himself busy making new friends and exploring, which had been educational enough. At the sight of the "mandatory auditions" sign, the patchwork's mind had begun to turn. He had seen this play before, years ago, when accompanying his Master once to a theater. It had been a grand production, no expenses spared, and somehow he knew the school play would not live up to the memory in his mind's eye.
And yet.... a feeling of excitement bubbled up in him, gripping his chest and throat like an oncoming fever. He wanted to be a part of it, he wanted to be involved *so badly*- alas, singing was not his strong point. But maybe.... maybe there was another way he could contribute. Another way to get attention instead of hiding in the shadows at the rear of the auditorium while everyone else cheered and laughed and had a good time... He had other talents, after all. And so, inspiration driving him forward he set about the place in a mad hunt for supplies.
He found plenty of sticks along the edge of the forest, (Going INTO the forest had proven tricky, and so he made due with what he could find), and even came across some burlap someone had thrown out after finishing their own costume. With enough remnants it would be plenty- He was a master seams-man... how many times had he had to reattach his own limbs?
Bits from here, pieces from there, all small things no one would notice (he hoped) and the thief spent the entire weekend locked in his dorm building.... Oh yes, he'd give this Audition a whirl, but the problem lay when the sound track was concerned.
The library had plenty of books and scripts and recounts of the now age-old play, but no pre-recorded sound tracks. No cassettes, SkeeDees, or even a video of the play to utilize some sort of background. HELL ON A CRACKER. How was he supposed to continue? Hum the stupid songs? No one would be convinced by that.
Forlornly, he continued his hunt for SOMETHING that could help finish up what he considered a brilliant audition in the making. He tugged the wagon he had found, filled to the brim with his contraption along the pathways trying to find a remote area where he could set up and practice at least.
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Posted: Sat Dec 04, 2010 4:50 pm
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Mandatory auditions. As in required. As in undodgable by regular means. Skipping the play (or at least the audition process) was apparently out of the equation.
So Bartholomew had a plan. It was, as far as he was concerned, a very good plan.
He had briefly considered a Zero audition, which meant putting a sheet over his head and standing there. He wouldn't even have to bother about eye holes. But the terrifying thought occurred to him that he might actually get the part, which meant an entirely different level of hassle. So he grabbed a script and a mop and headed somewhere secluded to ensure the audition would be as awful as he hoped.
The script went in one hand, and the mop went on top of his head as an impromptu and smelly wig (his entire costume).
After selecting a spot and arranging himself in a proper lounging position, he cleared his throat and after a brief warm up
Do Re Me ...candlejack it.
With a surprisingly clear voice (probably the only ounce of charm the lazy demon possessed), he sang his own personal rendition of the lyrics.
I sense there's something blah blah crap Who even cares about this story And though I'd like to take a nap This stupid play is mandatory.
While Barth had a winning baritone, the deep vibrato was ill-suited for Jack's shy love interest. Calculatively ill-suited. Besides, every pretty, talented, and actual girl in school would be trying out for Sally. He was confident that this was a roll he was safe from being billed as.
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Posted: Sat Dec 04, 2010 4:55 pm
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Posted: Sat Dec 04, 2010 5:16 pm
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Posted: Sat Dec 04, 2010 5:24 pm
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Posted: Sat Dec 04, 2010 6:01 pm
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Posted: Sat Dec 04, 2010 6:03 pm
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Posted: Sat Dec 04, 2010 6:06 pm
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Posted: Sat Dec 04, 2010 6:10 pm
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Posted: Sat Dec 04, 2010 6:23 pm
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Posted: Sat Dec 04, 2010 6:30 pm
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Posted: Sat Dec 04, 2010 6:49 pm
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Ah, that's right, he wouldn't have to memorize anything at all, would he? Barth looked into Christof's eyes.
Those big, pleading, mismatched, eager, hardworking eyes.
"Alright," he said, finally. "You do the Boogie, I do the Oogie. But I'll be expecting you to make recompense."
With great deliberation, he relieved the hunchback of the script with one hand, and offered him the other.
"Deal?"
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Posted: Sat Dec 04, 2010 7:35 pm
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Posted: Sat Dec 04, 2010 7:46 pm
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There was a brief, muted crackling sound, and a peculiar tingling feeling on Christof's shoulder.
"Alright, alright, yes yes, we're all very excited," Barth withdrew his hand, shaking it out limply.
If they didn't get the part, it was only 10-odd lines. If they did, Barth was going to milk the contract for whatever it was worth. A month of homework, at least.
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Posted: Sat Dec 04, 2010 8:03 pm
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As the crackling lifted, Christof's expression drooped a bit in confusion. What was that? The tingling grew worse, itching and then hot, like something being branded onto him and he stepped back to pull his scarf and collar away from his smaller, more humanly proportioned shoulder to see what had happened... There, burned into the pale patch of skin, centered between the stitches around it was a series of circles with a pentagram within, punctuated by strategic dots, symbols and curls... the mark of a demonic pact. Well, normal people would have been horrified. Normal people would have instantly regretted what had just transpired. Normal people would have known how dangerous it was to make deals with demons. Christof, though, glanced back up at Barth with a look of wonderment. To him, this mark meant only one thing: a nice, stable job! Suddenly, the idea of a NEW master occurred to him, and it would seem this lazy demon was at the top of his own personal audition list.
Before knowing what he was doing he lunged forward to give Barth a tight hug, pinning the Avarice demon's arms to his side as he squeezed with glee.
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