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Frizzzz

PostPosted: Thu Dec 02, 2010 4:22 pm


I've implied myself as being an expert and now I'm being put to the test, best advice and tips and be descriptive!!
PostPosted: Thu Dec 02, 2010 4:28 pm



Maybe you need to just stop getting yourself into these kinds of situations, dear.

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Frizzzz

PostPosted: Thu Dec 02, 2010 4:34 pm


Neccasaurus Rex

Maybe you need to just stop getting yourself into these kinds of situations, dear.


To be fair it's not like I went on about it, just when he implied I was good the reply was "you have no idea", that was all that was said about it, but it's more I would like to be better at it
PostPosted: Thu Dec 02, 2010 4:36 pm


In my experience, even the best handjob is something a guy could do to himself. xD Uh, the key is communication. You gotta know what your man likes. Talking during sexy things is really fun. Keep asking if he likes that, if he wants it faster or slower, harder to softer, that sort of thing.

But uh, if you're just giving a handjob to some random guy that you don't even like, I would say just don't. You shouldn't have to give a dude a handjob just because you said you're good at it, you should do it because you want to get off somebody that you're interested in.

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 02, 2010 4:38 pm


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But uh, if you're just giving a handjob to some random guy that you don't even like, I would say just don't. You shouldn't have to give a dude a handjob just because you said you're good at it, you should do it because you want to get off somebody that you're interested in.

PostPosted: Thu Dec 02, 2010 4:39 pm


unfathomable
In my experience, even the best handjob is something a guy could do to himself. xD Uh, the key is communication. You gotta know what your man likes. Talking during sexy things is really fun. Keep asking if he likes that, if he wants it faster or slower, harder to softer, that sort of thing.

But uh, if you're just giving a handjob to some random guy that you don't even like, I would say just don't. You shouldn't have to give a dude a handjob just because you said you're good at it, you should do it because you want to get off somebody that you're interested in.


This is a perfect answer.

Neuneu

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Indoloro

PostPosted: Thu Dec 02, 2010 5:42 pm


unfathomable
In my experience, even the best handjob is something a guy could do to himself. xD Uh, the key is communication. You gotta know what your man likes. Talking during sexy things is really fun. Keep asking if he likes that, if he wants it faster or slower, harder to softer, that sort of thing.

But uh, if you're just giving a handjob to some random guy that you don't even like, I would say just don't. You shouldn't have to give a dude a handjob just because you said you're good at it, you should do it because you want to get off somebody that you're interested in.

Quoted for truth.
PostPosted: Thu Dec 02, 2010 6:32 pm


I love how you only come here for sex help now.

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 02, 2010 6:57 pm


Please tell me this is not for the same guy you keep telling us about.


What Fathy said though.
PostPosted: Thu Dec 02, 2010 8:25 pm


Why would you implicate yourself as being an expert? Lying about your sexual prowess/experience is never really a good idea.

Morde


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PostPosted: Thu Dec 02, 2010 8:35 pm


Randomly Greek
I love how you only come here for sex help now.

qft + maybe you should respect yourself more...
PostPosted: Thu Dec 02, 2010 8:49 pm


I think we'd be a little more sympathetic if this wasn't the stupidest thing I've seen posted in a long-a** time. Sorry for the harshness, but Goddamn, you really need a little self-respect. Growing up isn't all about sex, yo.

Keito-san

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Klempky

PostPosted: Thu Dec 02, 2010 9:12 pm


This should aid you.

But seriously, everything that has been said.
PostPosted: Fri Dec 03, 2010 1:03 am


Literate Judgment Guild.

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Frizzzz

PostPosted: Fri Dec 03, 2010 1:28 am


Undecidability
Please tell me this is not for the same guy you keep telling us about.


What Fathy said though.


Noo! Different guy
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