“Make a journal to keep yourself sane.” Mistro tells me with that same, annoyingly smug grin on his face. Me writing down my thoughts isn't gonna get me away from these morons any faster or, at least, prevent this horribly mismatched group from getting more lost. At least I've found a way to preoccupy my time as the rest of them go about their ways. It's not like they'd listen to me anyway.
My name is Wolf and to say my life has been anything but normal would be an understatement. I've been 'assigned' (dragged in) to overseeing a group of overpowered misfits, because the supposed 'deity' who 'assigned' me on this task is on his vacation. Yes, you heard me right. An all powerful being taking a vacation for an undisclosed amount of time and leaving the fate of the world in the hands of incredibly dysfunctional, lightly-monitored teenagers. But if that's not ridiculous enough, there's also that whole demonic legion trying to take over the world and the supposed 'heroes' that have the same goal in mind as well, but I'll spare you the details of those points.
I suppose I should start talking more about myself, less I go into a blind fury and tear this book into pieces. As you can see, I'm very irritable and sarcastic. (With the situation, who can blame me?) Mistro says the term for that is 'snark'. In all honesty, I'm actually a nice person, and really shy by nature. It's just that nearly a year or more of this unnecessary insanity has taken it's toll on my once cheerful and optimistic demeanor. Ever since I got myself dragged into this war I've felt less like my normal self. This could be thanks to the mass amount of mistrust and annoyance aimed in my general direction. You honestly expect me to be helpful when you treat me like absolute trash? Treat me with some basic human decency, and then we'll talk.
By now, it's obvious that I deeply despise most of the members of this cult-like club. The ringleaders are women and with this brings a rating of feminism so obnoxiously high it hinges on a reverse sexism-based dictatorship We have Degona who seems, at a glance, to have no positive emotions whatsoever. I understand your body inhabits a demon but would it kill you to not have to kill everything within a five mile radius. Next there's Destiny, who I know virtually nothing about, mainly because she's always getting kidnapped by the demonic kingpin who has some deep, sexual obsession with her. Lastly there's Danielle, or as she'd prefer, 'The Mutant Kitten Queen'. No sign of an ego there, right? I don't know what it is about her but she just pisses me off. She's unnecessarily demanding and doesn't do anything to be of any help to the rest of us. I'd say something but I'm afraid I'll be murdered in my sleep. (Either it be by the other or the mutant kittens.)
She seems to get some kind of kick out of talking down to others, especially me. She treats me like a child! Alright, given the fact I am a few years younger than her BUT STILL! Then she seems to just giggle and call me 'cute'. Why? The heck if I know. Mistro says it's because I seem to start blushing when she treats me like that, which is just ridiculous. ...What? It's not like I enjoy that kind of treatment! I'm a young adult and should be treated as such! Yes...Now my head's starting to hurt again. Best finish up and hide this so I can make sure the others don't find it. Epically Mistro, the jerk...
My name is Wolf and to say my life has been anything but normal would be an understatement. I've been 'assigned' (dragged in) to overseeing a group of overpowered misfits, because the supposed 'deity' who 'assigned' me on this task is on his vacation. Yes, you heard me right. An all powerful being taking a vacation for an undisclosed amount of time and leaving the fate of the world in the hands of incredibly dysfunctional, lightly-monitored teenagers. But if that's not ridiculous enough, there's also that whole demonic legion trying to take over the world and the supposed 'heroes' that have the same goal in mind as well, but I'll spare you the details of those points.
I suppose I should start talking more about myself, less I go into a blind fury and tear this book into pieces. As you can see, I'm very irritable and sarcastic. (With the situation, who can blame me?) Mistro says the term for that is 'snark'. In all honesty, I'm actually a nice person, and really shy by nature. It's just that nearly a year or more of this unnecessary insanity has taken it's toll on my once cheerful and optimistic demeanor. Ever since I got myself dragged into this war I've felt less like my normal self. This could be thanks to the mass amount of mistrust and annoyance aimed in my general direction. You honestly expect me to be helpful when you treat me like absolute trash? Treat me with some basic human decency, and then we'll talk.
By now, it's obvious that I deeply despise most of the members of this cult-like club. The ringleaders are women and with this brings a rating of feminism so obnoxiously high it hinges on a reverse sexism-based dictatorship We have Degona who seems, at a glance, to have no positive emotions whatsoever. I understand your body inhabits a demon but would it kill you to not have to kill everything within a five mile radius. Next there's Destiny, who I know virtually nothing about, mainly because she's always getting kidnapped by the demonic kingpin who has some deep, sexual obsession with her. Lastly there's Danielle, or as she'd prefer, 'The Mutant Kitten Queen'. No sign of an ego there, right? I don't know what it is about her but she just pisses me off. She's unnecessarily demanding and doesn't do anything to be of any help to the rest of us. I'd say something but I'm afraid I'll be murdered in my sleep. (Either it be by the other or the mutant kittens.)
She seems to get some kind of kick out of talking down to others, especially me. She treats me like a child! Alright, given the fact I am a few years younger than her BUT STILL! Then she seems to just giggle and call me 'cute'. Why? The heck if I know. Mistro says it's because I seem to start blushing when she treats me like that, which is just ridiculous. ...What? It's not like I enjoy that kind of treatment! I'm a young adult and should be treated as such! Yes...Now my head's starting to hurt again. Best finish up and hide this so I can make sure the others don't find it. Epically Mistro, the jerk...
