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Colorful Shadows Vice Captain
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 Posted: Wed Nov 24, 2010 6:02 pm
 An says...
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Alright, everyone loves really corny jokes, right? So corny, they make you LAUGH SO HARD!
So, got any? I need to laugh.
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Posted: Wed Nov 24, 2010 6:06 pm
what is it the best time to go to the doctor when a tooth ache.
At tooth hurty. 2:30
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Colorful Shadows Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Nov 24, 2010 6:09 pm
An says...
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That's a knee slapper, my friend! smile
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Posted: Wed Nov 24, 2010 6:10 pm
D: i know one corny joke
knock knock
whos there
joe
joe who
joe mama
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Colorful Shadows Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Nov 24, 2010 6:15 pm
An says...
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That made me giggle.
Here's one:
How do you stop a charging rhinosaurous? (excuse spelling)
You take away it's credit card!
Yo mamma joke: (don't take it bad, please!)
Yo mamma so fat that when she saw a bus full of white kids, she yelled, "Get the twinkies!"
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Posted: Thu Nov 25, 2010 8:05 am
Haha, I get it.
Why did the kid throw the butter out the window?
He wanted to see a butter fly!
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Colorful Shadows Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Nov 25, 2010 10:52 am
An says...
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That's a good one too.
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Posted: Thu Nov 25, 2010 5:42 pm
Two men walk into a bar.............. the third ducks.
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Posted: Mon Nov 29, 2010 3:45 pm
Heard about the kidnap in South Dakota?
He woke up.
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Posted: Thu Dec 23, 2010 12:16 pm
One day three guys were driving in the middle of nowhere when their car broke down.
They got out and looked around at their surroundings.
Finally, the first guy says, "I'm gonna go look for some food."
The other two guys say, "Why?".
"So we can eat of course." says the first guy.
Once the first guy comes back the second guy says, "I'm going to go get some water".
"Why" asked the other two.
"So we can drink it if we get thirsty of course".
Once the second guy gets back the third guy goes and tears off the car door.
"Whats that for?" asked the other two.
" In case we get hot we can roll down the window
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Posted: Thu Dec 23, 2010 12:17 pm
I was walking home last night when I noticed an old drunk staggering along the road. He passed a woman who was walking a young child. "Lady", said the drunk, "that's the ugliest kid I've ever seen. Damn, that is one ugly child!." As the drunk wandered off, the lady burst into tears. Just then, a mailman came to her rescue. "What's the matter, madam?" he asked. "I've just been horribly insulted" she sobbed. "There there," said the mailman, reaching into his pocket. "Dry your eyes with this tissue, and here's a banana for the chimp"
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Posted: Sat Jan 08, 2011 12:45 pm
ROFL!
I love the "kidnap in South Dakota" one. xD
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Colorful Shadows Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Jan 08, 2011 12:56 pm
Okay, I got one:
I walk into a bar and there's a duck, a nun, and an amish person. That was when I realized my whole life has been a joke.
Get it?!?! xD
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Posted: Wed Jan 12, 2011 7:23 pm
I got a couple.
So the other day my friend was feeling really down, so I told him ten different puns to try and cheer him up.
Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
A priest, a rabbi, and a cowboy walk into a bar. The bar tender asks, "What is this, a joke?"
My friend told me he was taking a karate class. I asked him why, and he responded, "Just for kicks."
After Halloween last year, I had to get rid of my neutron costume. Some kid was interested and asked how much it was, I told him it was free of charge.
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