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 Posted: Sun Nov 21, 2010 8:26 am
alright guys, since this is a MAN ONLY CLUB! *woots a few times* i got a question that is gonna make this fun, and interesting.
it's about the females that may or may not have been in your life.
we've all shivered and gone (OH ********!) in our heads when we heard this "we need to talk" *shivers*
so i thought i'd ask you guys, what have you heard that has come out of a womans mouth that has made you shiver and think OH ******** be creative~
biggrin
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Posted: Sun Nov 21, 2010 8:43 am
or we cna go with phrases that a woman should never say unless they want a one way ticket to dumped land~
such as
"i wish i met your room mate before i met you"
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Posted: Sun Nov 21, 2010 12:12 pm
"This is hard for me to tell you"
She'd been acting weird for like a week and it was around 4 thanksgiving ago and Thursday afternoon when i was walking her home , we were talking about her family joining mine for that particular thanksgiving is when she said "this is hard for me to tell you" I instantly thought about her cheating since she was going out with her drama group alot and 1 of the guys liked her, but turns out she just wanted to say she couldn't stand my uncle and she was nervous to tell me since me and my uncle are as close as father and son (with a good relationship).
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Posted: Sun Nov 21, 2010 12:43 pm
Chessmaster180 "This is hard for me to tell you" She'd been acting weird for like a week and it was around 4 thanksgiving ago and Thursday afternoon when i was walking her home , we were talking about her family joining mine for that particular thanksgiving is when she said "this is hard for me to tell you" I instantly thought about her cheating since she was going out with her drama group alot and 1 of the guys liked her, but turns out she just wanted to say she couldn't stand my uncle and she was nervous to tell me since me and my uncle are as close as father and son (with a good relationship). i read that line and was like (daww s**t!)
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Posted: Sun Nov 21, 2010 1:12 pm
"My breasts were feeling a little sore, so I took a pregnancy test this morning. . . "
Forget about breakups, that line will make you s**t out your own liver.
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Posted: Mon Nov 22, 2010 2:28 pm
Lord Bitememan "My breasts were feeling a little sore, so I took a pregnancy test this morning. . . " Forget about breakups, that line will make you s**t out your own liver. dude, that one nearly did. o.o that would just SUCK *seven years later* this is our little accedient biggrin
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Posted: Sat Dec 04, 2010 4:42 pm
*girlfriend hands you a note* "dont read this till i am out of sight"
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Posted: Sat Dec 04, 2010 4:51 pm
Your all missing the big one. I've never had this said to me but it's still something if it did I may actually run to neverland.
"The hospital told me I have a 'problem'..."
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Posted: Sat Dec 04, 2010 4:56 pm
"i have a litte tumor in my uterus (or womb idr) and its slowly growing and in 9 months it will be gone isnt that amazing"
never happened to me
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Posted: Sat Dec 04, 2010 5:03 pm
No I mean a NON pregnant problem if you get what I mean
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Posted: Sat Dec 04, 2010 5:04 pm
no no i dont know what you mean
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Posted: Sat Dec 04, 2010 5:06 pm
STIs man. You know like HIV, AIDS all those things.
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Posted: Sat Dec 04, 2010 10:04 pm
ahhhhh pregnancy can be classified a a STI/STD if you think about it lol
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Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2010 2:22 pm
Soulrev *girlfriend hands you a note* "dont read this till i am out of sight" ...wow, that's harsh. i mean REALLY harsh. i'd have crumpled it up and threw it away. ******** the reading. i can tell you don't want me if your gonna walk away.
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