In an e-mail sent directly to the head hancho of the WWFG website, Mardy Wilkes-Booth responds to an article targeting her that she found an online "dirt sheet". You know the kind, posted by 20 something's hoping to make it in the pro's one day but for now they're stuck working tri-county federations each weekend. They won't ever have their day because they don't have a knack for this thing. Especially not in the way Mardy did.

Mardy's either been spotted in two different manners, silent or missing. Therefore her one year mark in the big ring federations just passed by in October, but Mardy hasn't said a word. In fact, as far as one could see, this is the first time Mardy has spoken since what has been simply referred to as "The Branding".

It makes skin crawl to even recall that moment in history. Fans in the front row who were interviewed after that show said they will never forget the sound of searing skin. Everyone's talking about it. Which is exactly why an article targets that moment for the front page of their website. Mo' talk, mo' money. The article, tactfully named "Mardy! Mardy! Mardy!", began by pooh-poohing on Mardy and her new relationship with the man they call "Dr. Evil" Mike "The Heartbreaker" Landry. However they only want to talk about the beginning of their relationship, which was "The Branding". It berated the entire image Mardy had. It then mocked her in-ring work.

The article went to far according to Mardy, when they began digging into her personal life. The author claimed to have the names of Mardy's estranged parents. The ones she has long since forgotten.

I now present Mardy's Rebuttal.

"Now this is just to far, Asswipe.com.
I bet I could find a dozen people out their who would like to rub s**t on your face. s**t on your face! You're lucky you're a website and not a magazine. You're not even a good website! I saw your slogan, "the best writers for the best readers!'

Whhhhhhhaaaaaaat! The most creative title your crew could come up with for you article is a Brady Bunch rip-off. Who's afraid of the big bad wolf? Nobody when you name your villain 'Dr. Evil'. What's next Mike Myers? Are you going to make another Shrek DVD? Ha! You wish you could be Mike Myers, or somebody other than your pathetic selves.

You want to know what I have to say? Is that what the whole world is dying for? Is it really?

There's a lot of people out there dying for something bigger. However, I'm highly aware of your meager lives. I'll grant you this one and tell you what I'm really thinking. I'll tell you everything if you stay out of my past.


Honestly now, I don't have a clue what is going on. However for some unspeakable reason the general public will not shut up about Landry and I. What's the problem? I don't get it. What, you don't like that he forcefully pressed a white hot brand against my back? I guess the general public wasn't listening to well, and that's too bad.

Mike Landry is probably the single greatest force in all of WWFG. He's cunning and powerful, you know, real powerful when it matters. The general public is up in a huff because he burned an 'M' and an 'L' in my back. I say, mind your own business. You people are like a jackhammer d***o, you look like dicks and you don't stop poking around where you shouldn't be.

Anyway, I have someone now. You jackhammers don't care if I'm happy. You think I like it here? No! I just not good at anything else and I need to make a living. No other job would let me smoke the way I do. Well, I did work in a grocery store once, well I have memories that I worked in a grocery store once. I don't know if that's true or not.

Ever since Mike came along, I don't have to do anything anymore. He tells me what to do. He tells me where to go. He's protecting me and so I'm going to do the same. As for what he does, again I don't really care. If you notice, I'm in good health. What he's doing isn't coming back to hurt me. GBL, take a lesson from the jackhammers out there and mind your own business too.

None of you stand a chance.

GBL makes me feel blue.
You know that sort of hullabaloo
Like when you learn your rent is overdo
If you had a tissue
You may cray boohoo
What might cheer you up is a tattoo
of a kangaroo
dancing to the kazoo
stylings of a happy caribou.
Oh, what an impromptu
slue
of voodoo
you wish you could undo."