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Slot info, procedure, payment.

CUSTOMS
As far as I know I have relative liberty to do lots of things. These lots of things are mainly large edits and lots of customs. I'll probably not take on nearly as many at once as I have in the past, but I really like doing them, so count on there being a lot of Dicks made to order.

Arbitrarily deciding that I do two kinds of custom, and those are Somewhat and Entirely. Both may have edits included or excluded; prices will be adjusted according to complexity/quantity of edits. They can be chosen Fisrt-Come-First-Serve or Colorist's Choice.

Somewhat-Customs are cheaper because you get less say in the final product. Basically you give me lines, gender, and something to work with - one to three pictures, a short writing piece, a song, or a color palette and a pattern suggestion or two (possibly other things? We can talk). I take that information and run with it. You get no works-in-progress, just the final d**k. WARNING; giving me this kind of free reign is not always a good thing! Sometimes I create horrible, horrible monsters.
Base price is 70k. You may ask for edits, but they will cost extra and be left to my discretion. Pain-in-the-a** coloring jobs will also cost extra.

Entirely-Customs are more expensive because they put me at your beck and call. We talk extensively in private (that is how business is done; behind backs and closed doors, a quiet buildup to a momentous unveiling) about what you would like. I will send you works in progress at points I am unsure of, and of edit sketches if you're buying those. You give me feedback all along the way.
Base price is 100k. You may include edits, but they will cost extra. Pain-in-the-a** coloring jobs will also cost extra.



BREEDINGS
I love babby. Love love love. I will draw you babby.

Breedings can happen in like three ways? First-Come-First-Serve, Raffle and Colorist's Choice.

FCFS will be kind of rare around here because seriously what the ********? It’s kind of mean. The way this works, in case you can’t intuit it from the name, is that the first person or people to post a couple get the slot. I don’t know if I would like better to announce this loudly in a crowded shop or not announce it in quiet hours, but I will not give any warning in either case.

Raffle will be the sort of standard option. Within a certain window of time, people can post a number of couples per person. The couples are compiled in a list, I use the RNG to pick who gets laid. Simple enough, yeah?

CC is a special little snowflake. It means you, within a certain window of time, post couples or individuals, depending on what I determine at the start, and then I pick whoever I want. If it’s individuals, I’ll let you make note if you don’t want certain genders or what have you, but only to an extent.

If you're looking for hints for CC events, my tastes tend towards the ridiculous. Gaudy colors and interesting patterns are a favorite, as well as funny inter-d**k relationships. I'm not beyond picking more subdued pairs/individuals, though.

A note on n-somes: more than two dicks can breed together at once, you know. This is a rare-ish occasion. I’ll let you know whether I’m accepting n-somes when the slot opens, and up to what value of n we’re talking about.

IMPORTANT ******** RULES!
for Breedings:
New s**t!
Only two slots per owner per month. Exceptions may be made at colorist's discretion.
Only three Dicks entered per owner per raffle or CC event.
Unlimited entries for mix and match.

Older but still important s**t!
A basic breeding for 2-4 pups costs 10k.
Breedings will be taken on at our colorists' discretion.
The number of pups is rolled for in [the main] thread.
Same sex couples can breed - they stand a 1 in 4 chance of opposite-sexed puppies as opposed to 1 in 2.
Two pets from the same owner can breed.
Two related pets can breed. (don't knock it, you can get some sweet edits that way! dramallama )
Breeding payment can be split up in any way; all we need is in-thread or PM confirmation from both owners.
Additional puppies can be bought for an extra 5k (1-2 extra) or 10k (2-4 extra).



PET TRADES
Iiiiii am kind of a hoarder. Will not deny it, I love me a fresh piece of sig candy. If I like your shop and I like your work, I'll do an exchange with you.

Procedure for these is a lot like customs; once you get cleared, we'll take it to PMs and chat about the exact details, I'll do some sketching, etc etc.

SLOT STATUS: YOU CAN ALWAYS ASK ABOUT THESE

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