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 Posted: Fri Nov 19, 2010 8:46 am
CORNDICKS
sexy Guess what, I am here to show you mofos how it's DONE
werd
You can post here now. G'wan, post some s**t.
Saving breeding ideas!Harper x Peaseblossom (Scara) again. yesss Adelice x Mustardseed Salubrious x Teiji (Snoof) Butch x male Chaspawn Butch x I Ate the Sunset (Haisyn) Harper x Strawberry Splot (Harper) Salubrious x Machkan-na-saya-Jakrika (Harper) Dongle x Miss Demeanor (TTF) Obi x Death by Chocolate (TTF) Corncrake (maybe, otherwise Eustace) x Bed Intruder (TTF) 
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Posted: Fri Nov 19, 2010 8:58 am
I got 99 problems...
and loads of Dicks
That's Harper
Maia
Butch
Nega
Corncrake
Eustace
Nikita
Gordeen
Dongle
Boomalatty
Salubrious
Obi
A CapellaDapper SpatsAdeliceHweenisAnd RayD8
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Posted: Fri Nov 19, 2010 9:01 am
You know, I don't want to brag or anything... First is Harper, a true-blue d**k He's old as dirt, but still pretty slick! ... But I HAVE done some awesome shit.
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Posted: Fri Nov 19, 2010 9:28 am
Just stand still and keep talking... Then comes Maia, lookin' kinda glum, She mostly don't care, and is kind of a bum! ... It'll hurt less if I can aim properly.
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Posted: Fri Nov 19, 2010 9:30 am
When you say things like that, it hurts my feelings... Did you know Harper got laid? It's true, and such! He had like three kids, like this one, named Butch! And then I want to hurt you, and that's more effort than you deserve. So stop.
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Posted: Fri Nov 19, 2010 9:54 am
Dun say I ain't th' sharpest Dick y'know 'til I bites ya... Then comes Nega, of whom I'm quite possessive; He's pretty damn boss, but I always forget him! Shut up that is called poetic license... Ghhhhehehehehhhehh.
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Posted: Fri Nov 19, 2010 9:57 am
You are going to lower your eyebrows to a more respectable height... And here is sweet Corncrake, old Pearl Grey's beau! Apparently there's some mystery as to if she's alive, though? ... And I am going to try VERY HARD not to SCREAM.
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Posted: Fri Nov 19, 2010 9:59 am
What'd you say this meat was? Eustace is next, the first d**k that I colored! He loves food and drink, but is kind of a dullard. ... Whatever, pass the gravy.
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Posted: Fri Nov 19, 2010 10:02 am
You go ahead and do what you think best... And then was Nikita, a saucy lil' dame! She's vicious and trig, and by no means tame. ... I'll stay back here and do the real work.
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Posted: Fri Nov 19, 2010 10:04 am
 Next is Gordeen, she's kind of mixed-up. Her name's a misspelling, so's her mate's and her pups'!
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Posted: Fri Nov 19, 2010 10:06 am
 Dongle came after, born of royal blood. Well, his father's a Duek. Not good enough? Crud.
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Posted: Fri Nov 19, 2010 10:16 am
 Nikita got nasty with a bunch of other d**k-os, Boomalatty resulted from that orgy of sickos!
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Posted: Fri Nov 19, 2010 10:24 am
 Salubrious also has origins orgiastic, Her vocabulary's to die for, about books she's bombastic!
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Posted: Fri Nov 19, 2010 10:26 am
 And here's little Obi, scrawny, mild and meek. He's real good with children, every day of the week.
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Posted: Fri Nov 19, 2010 10:33 am
Let Acapella sing for you, she sounds so sweet! The nicest little alt dame you'll ever meet.
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