Newfag here, I would like to introduce myself: I'm a disgruntled black clown and a connoisseur of s**t. Please enjoy:
http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/bt/the-sage/fanfic-theatre/15170-ep012a
http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/bt/the-sage/fanfic-theatre/16465-my-immortal-part-ii
http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/bt/the-sage/fanfic-theatre/17728-my-immortal-part-iii
http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/bt/the-sage/fanfic-theatre/19181-my-immortal-part-iv
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