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 Posted: Thu Nov 18, 2010 2:07 am
"ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG"
It was hard not to miss this avarice demon. He was wearing bright pink for crying out loud. He was also running towards our protagonist with the most crazy, foaming expression, ready for bloody murder.
Steve, in the middle of his weekly grocery shopping, barely had time to put down the bags, when he literally collided with Wrath, as both of them went flying, crashing into some rather unhappy Man-eating bushes.
"ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGLGLGLGGGGGGGGGGGGGG" continued Wrath, arms still flailing. His face was also bright red.
WRATH'S CHALLENGE:
Uh... maybe Wrath is like angry, really angry. There is only ONE thing to do in a situation like this:
Prove that YOU are angrier than wrath.
Rules:
- Express your ANGER, it can be in a block of incoherent text (or coherent), a picture, a photograph, we really don't care. People rarely are logical when they are angry
- This is a SOMEWHAT creativity contest, so really try to think outside the box for this one - how can you possibly prove that you are angrier and more threatening than Wrath?
- This contest closes November 20th, 11:59pm PST
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Posted: Thu Nov 18, 2010 2:09 am
NOW OPEN!  WRATH SAYS BRING IT ON
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Posted: Thu Nov 18, 2010 5:37 am
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Posted: Thu Nov 18, 2010 5:47 am
AAAAAAAAAUUUUUGHHFFHADLGHADHGNDOASNDONUTSAREDELICIOUS400KENYANBAIBES ANDTHEIRMOTHERSAREDELICIOUS. HOWDAREYDKFJSKLLSJDFHSDFLARGGHTHINKYOUAREANGRIERTHAN
IAMYOULITTLEANKERIHAVESOMUCHANGERISPITOUTBLOODANDBABIESTHATSHOOTFLAMESFROMTHEIR
MOUTHSLIKEANGRYTICKSKEJFSKDFHSDFAANDIAMSPEAKINGINTONGUESOHGODWHYDOYOUDOTHISTO
MEEEEEJRKLJAHKJSDHAKJFHSDKJFHSLDKJFHSLDJKFSOCLOSETOJUSTRIPPINGYOURFACEOFFANDWEARING
ITASAMASKSON.YOUHEARMEAFUKFKSJDKFJSDHINMASK.YOURMOTHERROASTSPEANUTSINHELLLLLLLLLO
KITTY'SBOWLS.AAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUGHFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGE!!!!
*Combuts, implodes, explodes, and leaves an un-removable and very nasty stain on the wall.*
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Posted: Thu Nov 18, 2010 8:10 am
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Posted: Thu Nov 18, 2010 9:03 am
!!!....!
(is so full of rage cannot think, much less talk!)
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Posted: Thu Nov 18, 2010 10:37 am
 "ARGH " - Is soooo angry that she turned into a man with razor sharp Claws and looks so creepy that she wants to Slash things with her raging awsome powers of ANGER !!!
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Posted: Thu Nov 18, 2010 11:13 am
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Posted: Thu Nov 18, 2010 12:38 pm
After a long day of doing responsible things, (the latest of which being grocery shopping so he wouldn't have to live off of what was under the sink anymore, that stuff was starting to give him a headache) Steve was hobbling down a sandwich vendor line with his groceries as something pink and yelling collided with him. Being knocked into the bushes Steve growled a bit from irritation and started to breath heavily his anger gauge rising, and rising. Soon he was foaming at the mouth and the expression he held required a warning label of side effects of which included: Your mind being cast into a pit of endless fear and sorrow, uncontrollable movements of bowels and bladders, faces melting upon view, and mild rash or itchiness. With the fury of hell itself Steve rose from the bush and stomped over to the sandwich vendor, small furry things quaking in his wake. Releasing this abomination of emotions he said  ((sammiches are srs bznss yo.))
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Posted: Thu Nov 18, 2010 1:00 pm
I call your "ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGLGLGLGGGGGGGGGGGGGG" and I raise you an: But also angry pandas: A is for the way I attack. N is for the neverending pain. G is for growling menacingly. R is for ripping your body in two. Y is for the way you yell for help. P is for the panic that sets in. A is for the angry mood I'm in. N is for the need to destroy everything. D is for the way you'll died. A is for the way I ate your remains.
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Posted: Thu Nov 18, 2010 1:05 pm
 He thinks he's a TREE! ASJIGNJHJKHOPLEKLMNJOVKNLEHNKBNKERGGGHHHHHHJUIKLOHJGUUUUUUUUHHHHH! Im a tree!
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Posted: Thu Nov 18, 2010 1:27 pm
Wrath!cat goes ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGLGLGLGGGGGGGGGGGGGG! Steve flailed like a madman, trying to get the psycho avarice demon off of him. "WRATH!" he screamed, barely able to hear himself over the loud rabid sounds, "I HEAR YOUR MUMBLING AND I RAISE YOU THIS!"
Then he pulled out a picture of a cat and recolored it in about twelve seconds, topping it off with a decidedly appropiate caption. The resulting creation was thrown into Wrath's face.
''THIS IS TOTALLY YOU! YOU ARE AN ANGRY RABID CAT! ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGLGLGLGGGGGGGGGGGGG!"
(At this point, Steve gave up and just started screaming at his new nemesis; as it was the only thing getting through to the demon. Meh, whatever worked.)
Twenty minutes later, the two boys were engaged in a violent slapfight.
Twenty minutes after that, Steve was stomping on Wrath's back as the demon screamed like a little girl. "I AM SO TIRED OF ALL OF YOU SHE'S MY GIRLFRIEND GET OVER IT ALREADY," he declared, punctuating each word with another stomp endowed with the nails of an angry Cu Sith.
Onlookers had gotten bored of it by now, as the man-eating bush had eventually been ripped to pieces by the two angry boils. Stuff happened.
(Just for a fact, the surrounding ground didn't start growing plants again for a few weeks, such was the power of their fury.)
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Posted: Thu Nov 18, 2010 1:45 pm
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Posted: Thu Nov 18, 2010 1:57 pm
I meet you D:< with a C: <3
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Posted: Thu Nov 18, 2010 1:59 pm
It was just not Steve's day, from having been woken up early, to failing his exams, bad things seemed to be piling up around him and Steve was on the verge of a breakdown. The day was ending though, and he had just coming back from grocery shopping (after having to pay out of pocket since his card didn't work and having to deal with an annoying kid throwing candy at him). Steve was ready to go to bed and have everything return to normal...but his bad day only seemed to linger as Wrath screamed and crashed into Steve forcing him into falling in a pile of Man-eating bushes. It was in this moment Steve hit his own breaking point as Wrath flailed about angrily.
"Wrath" Steve stated in a eerily calm voice as he looked up at the other male his face darkened and eyes gleaming evilly, a smile forming on his lips. "I'll give you to the count of three..."
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