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((Oh, I intend to...but it would probably make a bit more sense for this to be at the top of the card, rather than directly before the main event.))

As the camera fades in, the backstage interviewer is seen standing in the middle of the ring. "Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome my guest at this time...the new CWW World Heavyweight Champion, Major Devastation!"

As the opening riffs of Metallica's Don't Tread On Me begin to play, the lights in the arena switch to an alternating green and brown hue. A billowing American flag appears on the titantron with the words "Major Devastation" appearing in the foreground over the USMC Eagle, Globe and Anchor logo.

Rather than rising from the stage like he normally does, the Master of Disaster would walk through the tunnel with the CWW World Heavyweight Championship slung over his shoulder. Major Devastation salutes the crowd as red, white and blue fountains of sparks spray around him before making his way down the ramp.

As he reaches the side of the ring, he slides the title belt under the bottom rope and performs a standing leap onto the ring apron before stepping between the top and middle ropes to enter the ring itself, retrieving the belt in the process. He climbs the turnbuckles and raises the strap overhead in a fashion similar to The Rock while playing to the crowd before hopping down, slinging the belt over his shoulder once again and joining the interviewer in the middle of the ring as the music faded out.

"Major, last week you made history as being only the second person ever to win a World Heavyweight Championship in your debut match! How are you feeling?"

"Well," the champ began, "I've got to say this...the realization that this isn't too good to be true, that I'm not dreaming has finally set in, and right now the best way to describe what I'm feeling right now would be best summed up with the immortal words of the late, great Michael Hegstrand...'OOOOOOOOOH, WHAT A RUUUUUUUUUUUUSH!'

Now, I know that most of y'all have never even heard of me before last week, much less actually know me, but I intend to rectify that situation real soon! You see, I came here to do three things...to bust some heads, win some titles," he paused for a moment as he took a look down at the World Title sitting on his shoulder before continuing, "which obviously I'm doing a pretty good job at so far, and to put on a show every week that will send each and every one of you, the fans, home with a smile on your faces!"

The crowd began cheering wildly at the Major's last remark, and he waited until they had settled down a bit before continuing. "Now, I'm not entirely sure whether it was sheer dumb luck or management seeing something in me that got me that title shot last week, but right now it doesn't really matter because now I AM the WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION, and I plan on keeping this title for a very long time!"

((Care to add your two cents, Damian?))