Welcome to Gaia! ::

So this is the intro post. And yeah, I left my place holder text in here because it amused me. Shut the ******** up and deal. >:[

Anyway I'm basically having this post with the intro and rules and a directory sorta thing, and then on to the dicks, 'cause I know that's all y'all want from me. sad (I still love you though, just, I have abandonment issues, is all. Sorry about duct-taping you to the wall last night.)

THESE ARE THE RULEZ.

1. No posting in here plz.
2. PM me if you want to bang my d**k with your d**k. It's about the fastest way to get a hold of me.
3. Don't be mad if I say no. It probably won't happen often but sometimes I have plans for these guys that involve specific partners.
4. I want some cheese, damn it.
5. GIANT TURTLES.
6. Don't act like an assface.
7. On the off chance all you want is RP, PM me also. :B

DIRECTORY OF DICKING.

1. Here, adurr.
2. Misc. stuff about my dickens, like breeding agreements or art or w/e.
~ Also, tsaiah's Dickens, which I have psuedo-control over as she is my RL roomie and is probably not coming back to Gaia.
3. Heartburn
4. Beetlejizz
5. Wild Card
6. I Ate The Sunset
7. I Feel Glacial
8. Ace of Shrooms
9. The Gathering
10. Wasabi
11. Raspberry Requiem
12. Vera Green
13: SEKRIT PR0N FAIRY
14. Dachion dickens style
15. Lil Sock Devil
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1. Rife
2. Spicy Pickle
3. Sweet Pepper
4. Hat Head

So... he's a fatty but he's not all about the grub. Mostly he's a pretty chill sort of guy, but he's a serious tail-chaser, and will flirt with basically any girl ever. He's not opposed some guy-lovin if an interesting opportunity crops up but for the most part he likes chicks. His goal in life is to build a giant harem. Also he's not really a bad sort of playboy, just a bit awkward when it comes to more genuine displays of affection. He'll look after his girls and give them cuddles whenever asked, and defend them as best he can if he needs to.

General Location: Spice Row, a street block full of mostly restaurants and fast food joints of the spicy food variety.

WC is sweet as sugar when she wants to be, but she's also a possessive b***h and has one hell of a temper. She's "temperamental"... maybe a bit bi-polar. She kind of enjoys messing with people's heads a bit, but if someone manages to mess with her head instead she seems to wind up with a mini-crush on them. Also she is all about the good times in the back-room, though she is at least a little bit selective about her partners. So far she seems particular to lots of bright colors and/or interesting patterns, and definitely males. ...Though I'm not sure she'd be all that opposed to females if the right one was offered.

Currently claiming: Magical Shroomies, with side helping of LSD. And dear god, that makes her sound like a druggie and I am trying not to laugh my a** off.

General Location: Habitates a run-down casino.

This is I Feel Glacial. She looked snowy patterned to me in the small image from the flatsale, but apparently she is cloud-patterned! She even has little birds on her. She is sweet and adorable and loving right up until someone tries to bang her and then she starts being all frosty-snatch. (She is an awesome lay if you can actually manage to get her to let you do it, though.)

General Location: She also hangs out in the theater with Sunset. They have a very platonic relationship, though.

This is Ace's brother, The Gathering. (Magical Shroomies + Wild Card = Magic Cards, ahaha.) He's a four color deck that likes playing the odds, though it's a little hard to tell whether he's about to play something to help you out, or blast you in the face. He does whatever seems like an interesting addition to his deck. Also, what Ace tells him to.

General Location: Wild Card's casino.

This is Raspberry Requiem. She is one of five daughters born to Bleeding Heart and Oscar. Sweet, adorable, and just a little bit disturbed would be the best way to describe her. I won her in a story contest! She is a serious momma's girl, spending most of her time trying to find pretties for Bleeding Heart and cheer her up. If you say nice things about her mommy, she loves you. If you say bad things about her mommy, she hates you and might try to sacrifice you to the Singers.

General Location: She lives in the insane asylum with her mommy. c:

There is music in the spaces between
A place of things both seen and unseen
Listen then child, if you dare
To those that might not really be there

She liked to listen to the voices. They sang to her, you see. Whether she was out in the meadows gathering flowers to try and weave into pretty things for her mother to wear, or she was in town getting ice cream with her father... they were always there. The voices were always a little off, a discord that made her fur stand on end at times. But it was still a beautiful melody...

Stare into the sun and see
Us dancing for the gift you send
The sunset of another life
That, for us, you end

They only occasionally requested her to do violence. Usually just a small animal... a bird perhaps. Small sacrifices were but a little price to pay to keep them happy, to keep them singing. She loved her song... it was hers and no one else's. Nobody else could understand. It wasn't wrong for her to want to keep it, right?

And as long as Mommy and Daddy didn't know the song said she wouldn't have to hurt them! Everyone was a winner even if they had no idea they were.

This is the Sekrit Porn Fairy. It's the porn that's secret, and when you're going to get it, not the fact that she's the SPF. She's a fancy fairy lady with a very dirty sense of humor. She's up for about anything in regards to sex, the kinkier the better.

General Location: Who's having the biggest orgy tonight?

She likes to bite people and eat socks. Not really sure what else!

General location: An abandoned and mildewy laundromat.