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 Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2010 5:03 pm
Just a dash of silicone/Shake your new maracas and you're fine!Live from New York London South Bend Chicago, it's...
Tits and a** can change your life!/They sure changed mine!
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Posted: Mon Nov 15, 2010 8:04 am
So, listen, Arthur darling, though I know that it's the sticks:Production Schedule
1. Playbill
2. Production Schedule
3. Terms of Engagement
4. Actors' Equity Agreements
5. Understudies
6. The Fairy Queene
7. The Modern Major General
8. The Second Fairy
9. Zorbette the Greek
10. The... Character Actress
11. The FABULOUS One
12. The One Who Can't Spel
13. She Paints With All The Colors Of The (Broken) Wind
14. What Do You Do With A BA In Dickish?
15. The Daft Punk Disco d**k
16. The Moon and Me
17. The Shaggy Dog
18. The Set
19. The Angry Critic
20. OH MY GOD IT'S GARY COLEMAN
21. Sadder Than Lazar Wolf After Getting Rejected For A Tailor
22. Springtime for Dickens
23. The Child Actress
24. Daft Punk Disco d**k II: Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger
25. Horrible
26. I Saw Mommy Blowing Santa Claus
27. It's Super Effective! Enemy Decency Fainted!
28. But Just Who Shot Who Whom?
29. Derezzed
30. Card Games On Motorcycles
31.Build the Robots
32. The Third Fairy
33. It All Changed Around Strip 500
Rule 34. A Little of the Old In-Out, In-Out
35. abbey doobie
36. Nuclear Pervert
37. blub blub
38. Walk Like An Egyptian
39.Dahl's Chickens
40. You Can Be Half As Loud As The Hell You Want When You're Jerking Off
41. WUBWUBWUB
42. ^W^
43. Feeling horny? ;-P
44. I Don't Want To Set The World On Fire (I Just Want To Start A Flame In Your Heart)
45. Look at This ******** Hipster
46. Yer A Wizard, Hairy
47. I'm A Little Tea Pot
48. Fashion Police
49. Birthday Dethday
50. 9g78 35aqy;
51. The Fourth Fairy
52. Rainbow Party
53. What What (In The Butt)
54. Wear Your Heart On Your Flank
55. Dia de los Muertos
56. Cranberry Brains
57. I have a drinking problem.
58. Glamour and glitter and fashion and fame
59. aeiouaeiouaeiouaeiouaeiouaeiouaeiouaeiousnaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake
60. ae;hoa0537&
61. Hnnf
62. Boom Boom Pow
63. Hunka hunka burnin'... something
64. What a Drip!
65. No One Lives Forever
666. The Offspring of the Beast (alternatively: Frankly, he's the reason cousins shouldn't marry.)
67. [error: token not found]
68. i̢a͟͡!̶͢ ̨̀҉͞i̡͏̶͢á̡͟͟͞!̷͡ ̶̵̧͠͏c̷̀́͘t̡͡͝h̛͝ų҉͢l̷̶̴͘͠h̢͘͞u̸̢͜ ̶̵̸̶͢f̢̧͝͝t͏͝h̴͏à̧҉ģ̨n̵̴͟͠!̵̵̶͟
69. For some reason it's just a circle of everybody you knew clapping and saying "congratulations"
70. Space Goat Coast to Coast
71. Atom Bomb Baby
72. cookies
73. I know the Queen, you know.
74. beep bop
75. Degenerates like you belong on a cross
76. ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
77. scara's a ******** weeb
78. i don't have enough gbp to write a good description here
79. despite being named after a dragon, not a dragon
80. he did it. he really ******** that asparagus.
We won't succeed on Broadway if you don't have any dicks!
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Posted: Mon Nov 15, 2010 8:20 am
I wanna be a producer/Sport a top hat and a caneTerms of Engagement
1. This production, like all good theatre productions, is to be watched by the audience. Let the actors do their thing. If we find you editing the script, we'll take away your SAG card.
2. Wanna book any of these dicks for YOUR production? Get their manager! Either bother her in the thread or talk to wrathlet on AIM or send her a PM with the word DICKS in the title and she'll get back to you.
3. No autographs.
4. This is the list of d**k pairs that can be entered in any raffle any time EVER.
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QC x Butts Disease (and give a babby to Hai and Sprouts and HOLD HAI TO THE FANFIC THING)
Meruvyourongtiem or Cile x Brodyqu3st
Wilma Fingerdu x ANYBODY
Chablis x ANYBODY
RAEGinald x Monster
Peaseblossm x Harper- this right here is my number 2 pairing!
Generally, any of my fairies x Another Fairy
Aana x ...Crusty Taco, I think? One of Aeth's dicks.
TRON x Bangalter x Homem
Homem x Dr. Steel
Adelice x Mustardseed- this right here is my number one pairing!
I wanna be a producer/And drive those chorus girls insane!
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Posted: Mon Nov 15, 2010 8:28 am
Brush up your Shakespeare/Start quoting him now.Actors' Equity Agreements [color=#B52201][size=10][i]Applicable Song Lyric[/i][/size][/color]
[align=center][color=#F05502][size=14]"Quote from the Play"[/size]
[img]CERT[/img]
This is [b]NAME[/b]. He She is a [b]STYLE[/b]. His Her parents are NAME and NAME, and his her siblings are NAMES. He She likes THING, THING, and THING. Generally, he's she's a TRAIT sort and ACTION. He She is not looking for sex right now. His Her favorite qualities in another d**k are TRAIT, TRAIT, and TRAIT. He She talks in [/color][color=name]NAME.[/color][/align]
[align=right][color=#B52201][size=10][i]Second half of that lyric[/i][/size][/color][/align] Brush up your Shakespeare/And the women you will wow!
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Posted: Mon Nov 15, 2010 8:34 am
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Posted: Mon Nov 15, 2010 8:44 am
If we shadows have offended/Think but this, and all is mended"Hail, mortal!"
This is Peaseblossom. She is a regular female fairy who has eleven children. That is a lot. Her parents were slain, and she has no siblings. She likes getting crunk on mead, snorting love-in-idleness, and the woods outside of Athens. Generally, she's a chill sort and tries to make peoples' lives easier. She is looking for sex right now, but only with Harper. Her favorite qualities in another d**k are wings, donkey heads, and their ability to speak in iambic pentameter. She talks in #A262E0. EENSY WEENSY TEENSY PEENSY  Also if Peasy was a corgi.  And this is if Peasey was an Ixi adoptable. And this is if Peasey was the worst thingAnd this is Peasey's giant family tree. That you have but slumber'd here/While these visions did appear.
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Posted: Mon Nov 15, 2010 8:48 am
I'm very good at integral and differential calculus, I know the scientific names of beings animalculous,
"I object to pirates as sons-in-law!"
This is Admiral Cuthbert. He is a regular dragon guy. His parents are Mick Jagger and a groupie and he has infinite siblings. He likes mustaches, toy boats, and casual sodomy. Generally, he's a dutiful sort and is typically very loyal. He isn't looking for sex right now. His favorite qualities in another d**k are their accent, strength, and general military air. He talks in #204378. In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral, I am the very model of a modern Major-General!
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Posted: Mon Nov 15, 2010 8:53 am
And this weak and idle theme/No more yielding but a dream,"Hail! ...Wait, is that my only line?"
This is Mote. She is a regular female fairy. Her parents are Peaseblossom and Harper, and her siblings are Butch, Twinkles, Cobweb, Puck, Starry Bruise, The Infinite Sadness, Amnesia, Starshine, Faerie Toast and one more. She likes men, women, and Titania. Generally, she's a helpful sort and likes to help people run errands. She is looking for sex right now. Her favorite qualities in another d**k are wings, wings, and more wings. She talks in #FEC513.
This is Mote if Corn drew her (which she did!)
This is Mote flyin' around with her bro
Gentles, do not reprehend/
if you pardon, we will mend.
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Posted: Mon Nov 15, 2010 9:03 am
And then he ran into my knife."It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands that I even knew they were dead!"
This is Moussaka. She is a regular lady. Her parents are nonexistant and she ate her siblings in the womb. She likes chocolate, cherries, and slaughter. Generally, she's a loving sort and doesn't murder anybody. Generally. She is looking for sex right now. Her favorite qualities in another d**k are anonymity, a sense of romance, and looseness of skin. She talks in #620512. He ran into my knife ten times!
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Posted: Mon Nov 15, 2010 9:06 am
Slice me off a piece of that
hog head cheese! Take a look inside/My book of recipes"I am not afraid to throw my weight around pound by pound by pound!"
This is Marscapone. She is a BBW. Her parents aren't around anymore, and she was an only child. She likes food, sleeping, and lunchtime. Generally, she's a lazy sort and mostly leaves people alone. She is not looking for sex right now. Her favorite qualities in another d**k are their cooking skills, snuggliness, and nommability. She talks in #8C6779. Now don't you sniff around
For something fluffy and light/We need a man who/
Brings a man sized appetite!
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Posted: Mon Nov 15, 2010 11:21 pm
And I can chat with you baby/Flirt a little maybe"Now you're so cute, I like your style. And I know what you mean when you give me a flash of that...smile..."
This is Freddie. He is a FAIRY. His parents are Mercury and Mote, and his siblings are Gehn, Interrobang, and Wangdoodle. He likes glitter, Queen, and jukebox musicals. This journal setup was totally his idea. Generally, he's a ridiculous sort and will ALWAYS make you smile. He is ALWAYS looking for sex. His favorite qualities in another d**k are a sweet smile, glitter, and no diseases. He talks in #3D1E6E. Does your mother know that you're out?
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Posted: Mon Nov 15, 2010 11:29 pm
A, B, C, E"Achouci? at a spelling bee?"
This is Viscount Mispeling. He is a tatted-up normal dude. His parents are Duek Typo and Gordeen, and his siblings are Duhcess, Dongle, Borrowed Luck, Ernie, Huayne, Lumi, and Orangeberry. He likes ponies, parties, and GTL. Generally, he's a sporty sort and loves to go on walks with people. He is looking for sex right now. His favorite qualities in another d**k are coolness, bro-ness, and their mad icing skills. He talks in #315A61. D, F, G
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Posted: Thu Nov 18, 2010 10:39 am
Come run the hidden pine trails of the forest,"*Talks to Trees*"
This is Aana-noodin-agidaa-niikan-apabiwin.. Her name means "Breaks Wind in the Seat of a Friend." You can call her Anna. She is a skinny b***h. Her parents are Chief Powhatan and a sexy cannoli, and her siblings are served at fine Italian restaurants. She likes Mel Gibson's voice, the Godfather movies, and running around in deerskin. Generally, she's a peaceful sort and loves to feed everybody. She is looking for sex right now. Her favorite qualities in another d**k are lots of garlic, marinara sauce, and fat content. She talks in #9E4727. Come taste the sun-sweet berries of the earth.
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Posted: Thu Nov 18, 2010 11:35 am
What do you do with a BA in Dickish?"But somehow I can't shake the feeling I might make a difference to the human race..."
This is Pocket Snake Plissken. She is a longdick. Her parents are career criminals, and her siblings are in prison. She likes infiltration missions, cardboard boxes, and reading. Generally, she's a clever sort and runs all kind of errands for the good guys. She is looking for sex right now. Her favorite qualities in another d**k are brains, brawn, and the ability to make a mean fried egg. She talks in #793C2E. Who the hell majors in that?
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Posted: Thu Nov 18, 2010 11:56 am
AROUND THE WORLD AROUND THE WORLD"AROUND THE WORLD AROUND THE WORLD, AROUND THE WORLD AROUND THE WORLD"
This is Bangalter. She is a Daft Punk Disco d**k. Her parents are a robot and a keytar, and her siblings are Sandstorm and VNV Nation. She likes nttss nttss, unk unk unk, and nff nff nff tsch nff. Generally, she's a groovy sort and does charity DJ work on the weekend. She is not looking for sex right now. Her favorite qualities in another d**k are their taste in music, their dj skills, and robots. She talks in #7FABBD. AROUND THE WORLD AROUND THE WORLD
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