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Posted: Sat Nov 13, 2010 12:47 pm
Being in the Negaverse meant a lot of things to a lot of its members, particularly Captain Uranophane. It meant being part of something greater than oneself, something elite. It meant being an unsung hero in a (mostly) unseen battle against the exoplanetary tyranny the Sailor Senshi had brought upon the city. It meant knowing that a bit of sacrifice was a necessary evil for the sake of the greater good. And, perhaps above all else, it meant that when you were wearing your uniform, you were temporarily abandoning your humanity and all of its limitations.
For the most part.
There were certain necessities one couldn't escape from so easily, even with the aid of dark magic and countless hours of dedicated training. Certain... bodily functions still needed to be attended to once in a while, and for that Uranophane was an interesting mix of disdainful and grateful at the availability of a public bathroom at the bus station. It was sort of dingy and grimy, and the Captain counted out the numerous health violations she could see as she draped her long gloves over the edge of the sink and proceeded to give herself a careful, thorough hand-washing.
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Posted: Sat Nov 13, 2010 10:21 pm
Lifting her skirt, Sailor Hestia very carefully closed the toilet lid with her foot, so as to avoid breathing in her own urine. Did that other person close the lid...?! She couldn't remember...and therefore tried to breath as little as possible as she used her foot once again to flush. Deed done, she turned to the stall door and gave it a look of consideration.
The inside handle had been touched by countless people who had just used the bathroom. Tampons may have been involved.
She didn't have any disinfectant spray. She didn't even have hand sanitizer.
So it was, in her mind, entirely reasonable to kick the door open, making a mad dash to the sinks. It took her a moment of extreme hand washing action before she noticed the other girl. Hestia glanced at the mirror and gave her the stink eye, I better not have just breathed in your pee.
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Posted: Wed Nov 17, 2010 8:04 pm
Uranophane's ears picked up the noise of another stall being used and exited, the noise jarringly loud in the crisp acoustics created by the tiles, porcelain and cool air. Her eyes lifted somewhat disinterestedly to the mirror in front of her so she could see who was on their way out -- and then widened when she saw the distinctive fuku and bows. That sort of luck was unbelievable. She thought she had picked up the power signature of a senshi nearby, but in the bathroom?
The water kept running and the Negaverser did not budge an inch. Instead, Hestia's stink eye was met with another of equal magnitude, and thus began the staredown.
As they washed their hands.
Slowly.
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Posted: Wed Nov 17, 2010 10:23 pm
Hestia's eyes widened as the other girl made full out eye contact. Was this her way of challenging her? She felt an unpleasant frisson run up her spine. What was this? Could it be...?!
Her brows snapped together, sudden realization narrowing her eyes. This girl...this girl...definitely did not close the lid before flushing. Quite possibly on purpose. It was indeed a challenge, a "You're breathing my pee right now, but what can you do about it, huh?" - challenge.
Working up a good lather, the senshi's lip drew up in a small sneer. There was a lot she could, and would do about this girl and her bathroom habits. The girl obviously didn't realize who or what they were challenging in such a way. Well, she'd show them...
Right after she finished washing her hands.
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Posted: Tue Nov 23, 2010 9:45 am
The stares became more intense by the second, each one trying to out-death-glare the other. When Hestia's lips broke into a sneer, the Negaverser's did the same -- Uranophane was admittedly intrigued, that she had run into a senshi whom for once seemed to mean Serious Business about an encounter with a member of the adversary group. The only appropriate way to respond: be twice as Serious Business.
If anyone else had walked into that particular bathroom at that very moment, they would have been treated with the baffling sight of a fully henshined senshi and a fully suited-up Negaverser with rapidly mutating facial expressions as they both tried to come out on top with the most intimidating game face, the rushing noise of water playing over the scene all the while.
That was, at least, until one of the faucets turned off. Then the other.
The only working paper towel dispenser was clear on the other side of the room. It was go time.
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Posted: Wed Nov 24, 2010 4:10 pm
Game face firmly set, Hestia circled her opponent. She had to admit, between the uniform and the expression, the other girl obviously meant business. Serious Business. That was something the senshi could respect. Also, she had taken the time to wash her hands properly. Another point in her favour.
But still. Even without the urine issue, the longer Hestia was near her the more she simply disliked this person. It was a bit like watching someone walking around with a hideous stain on an otherwise nice white linen shirt. And all she could do is watch the walking eyesore gad about like nothing was wrong. It set her teeth on edge. It made her want to do something about it.
So there was respect. And there was loathing. And...was that an opening? For once not shouting out an attack name, the senshi quickly dashed toward the taller girl with the intention of tackling her down. In true Don Diablos fashion, Hestia decided she'd show her distaste by hitting the girl repeatedly, and show her respect by not holding back.
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Posted: Wed Nov 24, 2010 5:01 pm
Uranophane hadn't even had the chance to put her gloves back on before the senshi had gotten all over her, not to mention how her hands were still damp. Her opponent didn't seem to give a damn about that either -- when given the option of having dry hands and not letting her guard down, they both had chosen the latter. Little flecks of cooling tap water splattered over the front of her uniform as Hestia's fists flew in her direction.
There was barely any room at all to dodge in such a cramped space -- and jumping would have ended her up with a face full of ceiling -- so she was stuck backing across the tile, the senshi inching forward after her, while she tried to think of a way to retaliate. It wasn't long before she was inching along the wall and the doors of the stalls while trying to block and dodge what she could.
And then, with a pop! not unlike a small lightbulb bursting, a clipboard appeared in the Negaverser's hands, and Hestia was left to whittle her fists away on it until she realized that she was hitting wood and not the face of her opponent.
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Posted: Wed Nov 24, 2010 5:33 pm
It took a little while for Hestia to realize that those satisfying hits she was snapping off were only damaging her knuckles. She was being blocked. By a clipboard of all things. Where had that even come from?! With a soft snarl, the senshi planted her feet and tried to get a grip on the offending board to snatch it away.
It might have worked better if the senshi in question was larger, heavier, or more skilled in actual fighting. As it was, Uranophane had the fun of playing tug with an opponent that was like the worst cross of pitbull and purse dog.
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Posted: Sat Nov 27, 2010 5:26 pm
In retrospect, grabbing something an opponent was holding without taking the time to gauge their physical strength first was probably an incredibly bad idea. As a Negaverse Captain, Uranophane was a tier above by sheer virtue of the dark energy running over her nerves. Trying to win over by brute strength alone was going to be hard, and it wasn't ten seconds after Hestia had grabbed it that Uranophane forced her weight to the side in an attempt at sending her opponent into a nearby open stall.
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Posted: Sat Nov 27, 2010 9:42 pm
The senshi practically flew into the horrid stall. Caught out completely by the strength of the other girl, Hestia stumbled and just barely avoided smacking her forehead against the toilet tank. Hands braced on the seat, face thoroughly disgusted, she turned to look back at her opponent. What had just happened? Who is this person?
And more importantly...
When was the last time someone had cleaned this stall?!
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Posted: Sun Dec 05, 2010 12:34 pm
The stall was grimy. The stall was cramped. Unless she wanted to try jumping over its walls and risk scraping against all the who-knows-what-all-that-gunk-was on the ceiling, there was only one way back out of it: unfortunately for Hestia, the doorway was being blocked by none other than her adversary, who was all but looming over her in the flickery fluorescent light now.
With a swift, forceful kick, the poor senshi was knocked headfirst into the toilet bowl.
Flushing had never been quite so satisfying.
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Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2011 3:56 am
The sudden choking on water and panicked need air! reflex, kept Hestia from immediately realized her situation. The seat was held in a death grip and she gasped for air as she pressed back against the foot. It took a good moment for her to actually try and kick back at her opponents leg and even then it was more instinctive then thought out.
It was as she was coughing water back up into the toilet that she truly, and fully realized what had happened.
She just drank toilet water.
Toilet water.
In her mouth.
Public toilet water.
In her mouth.
OH GOD WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME IT HAD BEEN FLUSHED?!
Answer: Just now.
IN HER MOUTH.
The seat broke off it's hinges with a sharp snap!
Mouth. Unclean. Forever. Swallowed. Insides. Fouled. Forever.
In an hour or so, she'd have a shower room breakdown to rival The Crying Game but for now, Sailor Hestia was a frilly, wet ball of....
"AAAAAAAAARRRGGGLLLLLEEEEEFFFFFKKKKKKGGGGGGGG!!!"
...pure, unthinking rage, as she swung the toilet seat back toward her attacker.
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