[[a large parchement, handwritten with a quail feather.]]
Dear Mister Baker,
Your body presence have been noticed by me and my brother at his wedding. You have made quite the sexual impression on us, as part of our group orgy best men. It is for this reason that we invite you to a private naked gathering with the town's sexiest elite. Come naked tomorrow night at the hot spring when the moon may be shimmering on your toned body is at it's highest. Do not bring anythign but yournakedself
Please, do not be late, of we will be forced to go get you.
With love,
Schtolteheim Reinbach III