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 Posted: Tue Nov 09, 2010 6:08 pm
I'm going to be stuck in the hospital for a few days with a broken leg and a jacked up nose. I'm going to type via laptop but I don't know what hospital life is like. Do they probe me? I know I don't go to the bathroom to pee I have a little bowl but still...
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Posted: Tue Nov 09, 2010 6:10 pm
If you're not paralyzed, you get to pee in the bathroom. Nobody is going to anally probe you (that's prison life, not hospital), and don't trust the jello.
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Posted: Wed Nov 10, 2010 7:40 am
They'll probe your butt and your peethingy if you can't walk.
Also, be nice to the doctors.
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Posted: Wed Nov 10, 2010 9:40 am
Depends on how badly you are unable to walk.
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Posted: Wed Nov 10, 2010 12:32 pm
one word for you... catheter. as in urinary catheterization
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Posted: Thu Nov 11, 2010 8:55 am
House cetheterized himself once.
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Posted: Thu Nov 11, 2010 2:47 pm
Really hoping I don't need one. Also doc says he's giving me an anema tommorow. Not looking forward to that. (In case you don't know an anema is something that goes up you butthole and injects a liquid which irritates your bowels which makes you feel like you have explosive direaha and you have to rush to the toilet to poop. Not fun.)
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Posted: Thu Nov 11, 2010 3:21 pm
Ah yes, The classic Douche Bag XD
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Posted: Thu Nov 11, 2010 4:04 pm
Not fun at all. Got one as a kid
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Posted: Thu Nov 11, 2010 6:29 pm
But what about after?
Must feel sooooooo good.
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Posted: Fri Nov 12, 2010 2:42 pm
Makes you feel like you lost weight and makes your butthole hurt. yay?
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Posted: Fri Nov 12, 2010 7:09 pm
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Posted: Sat Nov 13, 2010 6:15 am
It feels like a waterfall coming out of a butt. Sorry if that disgusts you but it does.
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Posted: Sat Nov 13, 2010 11:15 am
.......................................awesome
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Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2010 6:15 am
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