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 Posted: Sun Nov 07, 2010 11:23 am
The other day a friend came up to me and she ax me so pointers on doing a**l.
So here I am sharing my wisdom with you all.
This is for you ladies and the crescent goddess
You might be wondering why guys want to get up your poop chute so bad, as my bi friends tell me its like the v****a but much tighter. Plus its safer you cant get knocked up with him knocking at the back door.
First and foremost don’t expect it to be easy or feel good right off the back, it will take time to get used to.
1) clean clean clean, you can try a enema, but ive herded turkey basters or those baby ear cleaners work with luke warm water work to (never used a turkey basters in the that way that’s some scary s**t yo)
2) lossin up, liquor will help if your tens its going to hurt, and push out like your taking a dump, it makes entering easier.
3) start off on top sitting on it will give you more control ad with the right angle it wont hurt as much. And if he start bulking when your not ready you can hit him the face.
practice makes perfect, or you can just say ******** off when someone ax you do it.
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Posted: Sun Nov 07, 2010 6:38 pm
a**l is awesome, but no guy wants to pull out with a chocolate d**k. So make sure its clean.
and the word "poop" is used too much in the above post.
not that its a bad thing but the word itself irks me.
I'm leaving the thread now before someone repetitvely says "that word" in order to piss me off.
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Mr Popo in your mouth Crew
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Posted: Sun Nov 07, 2010 6:48 pm
just put it in your mouth a**l is awesome, but no guy wants to pull out with a chocolate d**k. So make sure its clean. and the word "poop" is used too much in the above post. not that its a bad thing but the word itself irks me. I'm leaving the thread now before someone repetitvely says "that word" in order to piss me off. poop
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Posted: Sun Nov 07, 2010 7:17 pm
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Dallas Overload Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Nov 07, 2010 7:35 pm
the crescent goddess just put it in your mouth a**l is awesome, but no guy wants to pull out with a chocolate d**k. So make sure its clean. and the word "poop" is used too much in the above post. not that its a bad thing but the word itself irks me. I'm leaving the thread now before someone repetitvely says "that word" in order to piss me off. poop poop poop
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Posted: Sun Nov 07, 2010 9:26 pm
what im doing a public service here
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Posted: Mon Nov 08, 2010 1:45 am
BogiePop what im doing a public service here LMFAO!!!! this made me laugh nosferatu XDDDDD
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Posted: Mon Nov 08, 2010 9:19 pm
love the subject. didnt feel like reading the advice. no loosening needed if she likes pain hehe
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Posted: Sun Dec 26, 2010 6:48 pm
As turned off as I am by a**l, I figured I should throw in something you forgot to add.
Lube - lots and lots of lube.
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Posted: Sun Dec 26, 2010 8:20 pm
smile into the chaos As turned off as I am by a**l, I figured I should throw in something you forgot to add.
Lube - lots and lots of lube. true, also spit and and pre ooze work to
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