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Hi Guild, its time for GM apps again. Since we've had little to no turn out the last couple of times, I'm loosing the rules this time around.

1. Players must have at least played in one game.

By playing one game you at least have a clue as to how things are done. If we got 2+ applications recently I wouldn't do this but we need some new ideas since people don't seem to want to apply anymore. I don't know why that is but I hope this will at least inspire some of the newer players to try.

Advice as a former GM:
Get a co-GM if you can or want. Working as a team can make things easier.

Have an idea that gives every other person roles or everyone something to do even after they are dead or jailed. Do it.

Want to do a thread game. Do it.

Want to try something a little different for a change. Do it.

And I think you guys should get an idea that this time, anything goes, within reason. Want a big game, small game. Apply and run for GM, as long as you know you'll have enough free time in the next month and can have things set up in case something pops up that makes you short on free time.

Deadline is Friday Nov. 12th by midnight.

GM app 2

So Pixie was walking down the street, strolling along, barefoot, with curlers in her hair, drinking pop, and holding an old magazine in her hand. Then all of a sudden, a gunshot is heard! Pixie slumps forward, and lays on the pavement, but then she moves a little bit, and the sniper notices, so the sniper walks up to her and she's all staring at them, and the sniper is all "DIE b***h!" so the sniper shoots her with a hand gun, but he missed, SO THE SNIPER SHOT HER LIKE 10 MORE TIMES BECAUSE SHE IS A REALLY BAD MONKEY SNATCHER! And then he went on his merry way, to eat ice cream, and pretend like he had not just shot the single most biggest crackpot in the town. The sniper would never have to hear her rambling on about some story she was writing.
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Later that day, after the great big party at Pixies place, people were leaving, except for Moseley, who was sitting around being bitter FOR NO REASON. So there he was sitting in a rocking chair, talking about how Buzz (who wasn't even at the party, because he had a broken heart and was just sitting at home crying) had ruined his entire day. The CK was near, hearing Moseley's tireless rant, and knew this was the time to attack.
The CK snuck up behind Moseley and stabbed him from behind, Moseley started screaming, and stuff, so the CK pulled knife out of his back, and shoved it in his throat, and then Moseley started kicking stuff, so the CK got angry and screamed "JUST DIE ALREADY!" so the ck stuck the knife in Mose's heart, but that just seemed to anger the beast, so the CK just pulled out and let it fall to the floor. So then the CK was all "SCREW THIS!" and whipped out a shot gun, and aimed it at Mose's head, and BLAMF, the CK blew Mose's head clean off, but Mose's torso and legs kept flailing around and the CK thought "This guy really DOES have a body that just won't quit".
So the CK got angrier, and just started stabbing the crap out of Mose, and finally, after 66 more stab wounds the MoFo died! The CK lifted his arms up in victory and screamed YAY! I AM FINALLY DONE! And then the CK realized that at some point during this, Mose had pissed himself, but it wasn't noticeable, because of all the blood everywhere.

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Everyone in Sniperville had gathered in the town square, and they had all cast their votes to send a person to the with trial. The person that was chosen was a reluctant looking Unphotographable.
The current mayor of Sniperville, Buzz, however, did not agree with the decision. "I don't want him to go to trial! I choose to pardon his offenses and save him for today"
Everyone in town was kind of shocked, but Buzz was not changing his mind "In his place, we will send Shadow_Articuno! He seems suspicious" Everyone started shouting their agreement.
So the big burly sexy man guards grabbed the disturbed looking young man who kept screaming "WHY ARE THEY OILY? AND WHY ARE THEY ONLY WEARING SHORT SHORTS? I promise I won't try to run, just make them let go of me! It's so gross!"
They finally reached the edge of the river "Today's witch trial is as follows," announced Buzz "We will throw him into the water, if he floats he is the CK, so we will shoot him, if he swims, then he is sniper, so we will shoot him, if he sinks, then he is innocent, and will will retrieve your body in 2 days, giving us enough time to judge whether or not you are truly a killer."
Shadow_Articuno just stared in disbelief "ARE YOU SERIOUS?!The end result will always be, I DIE!"
"Well if you can survive then you won't die! DUH!" Buzz responded "but if you do survive, we will throw you into the hot oil pit, because it means you're a witch, so good luck" and then the sweaty, sexy, studly guards shoved Shadow_Articuno into the river, where he flailed for a bit, and then started swimming.
Some body screamed "SNIPER" and Mr. Articuno was dead, leaving a trail of red water as he flowed down the river.
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OK, that's basically how it will run, Sniper, CK, Sniper NR, CK NR, 3 g-teamers, a mayor and a village drunk.

NEW ROLES:
MAYOR- Every 3 voting rounds the mayor will have final authority over who is sent to "witch trials". The mayor will be chosen randomly and will be mayor for 3 days, in those three days, the mayor may be called up for other jobs, because they ARE mayor after all. Basically, if any of the roles do not fulfill their duties for that day the mayor will be asked to step up and do what must be done. They may have to either choose a kill for CK, or Sniper or choose a save for g-team. FUN!

VILLAGE DRUNK-- The village drunk is always around at night, when things get very suspicious, and they see a lot of shady things happening, secret meeting, sketchy shadow dwellers, and things of that nature. Everyday they village drunk will get a list of 3 names, those are the people he saw walking around the night before. They might be killers, they might be gteam, they might be the NRs, they might just be 3 lost kids who wandered in from the next town over looking for booze and sex. But It will be up to the SGers to decide if they should go for somebody on the list, or not.