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Fun Things to Do in an Elevator





1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.


2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex
to other passengers.


3. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering:
"Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"


4. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.


5. Sell Girl Scout cookies.


6. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.


7. Shave.


8. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside
ask: "Got enough air in there?"


9. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear
yours upside-down.


10. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall,
without getting off.


11. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the
doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.


12. Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!"


13. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake
and ask them to call you Admiral.


14. One word: Flatulence!


15. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that
it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the
shaft go "plink" at the bottom.


16. Do Tai Chi exercises.


17. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then
announce: "I've got new socks on!"


18. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back:
"Oh, not now, damn motion sickness!"


19. Give religious tracts to each passenger.


20. Meow occassionally.


21. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.


22. Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops!"


23. Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.


24. Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons.


25. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.


26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.


27. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one
of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.


28. Burp, and then say "mmmm...tasty!"


29. Leave a box between the doors.


30. Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.

31. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.


32. Start a sing-along.


33. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"


34. Play the harmonica.


35. Shadow box.


36. Say "Ding!" at each floor.


37. Lean against the button panel.


38. Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.


39. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.


40. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the
other passengers that this is your "personal space."


41. Bring a chair along.


42. Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna see
wha in muh mouf?"


43. Blow spit bubbles.


44. Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.


45. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."


46. Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.


47. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.


48. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.


49. Stare at your thumb and say "I think it's getting larger."


50. Tell the ******** OJ knock, knock joke & laugh at it.


51. As you are walking out, push as many buttons as you can.

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How to be annoying





1. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others
that you "like it that way."


2. Drum on every available surface.


3. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.


4. Staple papers in the middle of the page.


5. Ask 800 operators for dates.


6. Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copy warnings.


7. Sew anti-theft detector strips into people's backpacks.


8. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.


9. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."


10. Set alarms for random times.


11. Buy large quantities of mint dental floss just to lick the flavor off.


12. Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon.


13. Honk and wave to strangers.


14. Dress only in clothes colored Hunter's Orange.


15. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.


16. Tape pieces of "Sweating to the Oldies" over climactic parts of rental movies.


17. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complementary mints by the
cash register.


18. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.


19. only type in lowercase.


20. dont use any punctuation either.


21. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.


22. Pay for your dinner with pennies.


23. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.


24. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times:
"Do you hear that?"
"What?"
"Never mind, it's gone now."


25. Light road flares on a birthday cake.


26. Wander around the restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.


27. Leave tips in Bolivian currency.


28. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.


29. At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.


30. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.

31. Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.


32. Finish the 99 bottles of beer song.


33. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.


34. Pretend your mouse is a CB radio, and talk to it.


35. Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When
nearly done, announce "No, wait, I messed it up!" and repeat.


36. Drive half a block.


37. Name your dog "Dog."


38. Ask people what gender they are.


39. Reply to everything someone says with "That's what YOU think."


40. Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back in the tray.


41. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot".


42. Routinely handcuff yourself to furniture, informing the curious that you don't want
to fall off "in case the big one comes".


43. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with a can of Lysol.


44. Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers' brains, such as "Feliz
Navidad", the Archies' "Sugar" or the Mr. Rogers theme song.


45. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.


46. Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.


47. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.


48. Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September.


49. Change your name to John Aaaaasmith for the great glory of being first in the phone
book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each A.


50. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.


51. Chew on pens that you've borrowed.


52. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to
avoid the appearance of ignorance.


53. Wear a LOT of cologne.


54. Ask to "interface" with someone.


55. Listen to 33rpm records at 45rpm speed, and claim the faster speed is necessary
because of your "superior mental processing."


56. Sing along at the opera.


57. Mow your lawn with scissors.


58. At a golf tournament, chant "swing-batatatatatata-suhWING-batter!"


59. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophesy."


60. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.


61. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions, and scribble their answers in a notebook.
Mutter something about "psychological profiles."


62. Stare at static on the TV and claim you can see a "magic picture."


63. Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.


64. Scuff your feet on a dry, shaggy carpet and seek out victims.


65. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences
with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.


66. Never make eye contact.


67. Never break eye contact.


68. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.


69. Construct elaborate "crop circles" in your front lawn.


70. Construct your own pretend "tricorder" and "scan" people with it, announcing the results.


71. Give a play-by-play account of a person's every action in a nasal Howard Cossell voice.


72. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.


73. Make appointments for the 31st of September.


74. Invite lots of people to other people's parties.


75. Send fifty copies of this list to everyone you know.

Wow.... I love it!!!!

Especially the Girl Scout cookies one. (and thinks to myself "have i done that?"). Im a girl scout, just to let you know. its my last year - and i would most likely sell girl scout cookies to anyone on an elevator --- or they would ask me to buy some!!!!!

5 things i love to do at school !!

1.poke my friends til they scream and get mad (total fun)

2.play pranks on my friends (im not evil i just lova a laughf)

3.scear my friends wen they walk around a coner.

4.try to bite them like im a vampire XD.

5.BE AS SARCASTIC AS POSSIBLE!!

Why thank you! lol
I make a point of being funny

Here are some more things you can do~
1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."

3. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub."