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 Posted: Wed Nov 03, 2010 3:24 pm
Post your funny quotes, or tiny tiny storys!
Mom: Your Grounded.
Teen: Psh I dont care.
Mom: Okay, then give me your phone.
Teen: NOOO NOO I LOVE YOU MOM IM SORRY!!!
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Fire Alarm:
6th graders: WHAT DO WE DOOOO
7th graders: Is it really on fire?
8th graders: Parrrty!!!
9th and 10th graders: Yay!! No test!
12th graders: Yaaah... I did that...
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Posted: Wed Nov 03, 2010 4:13 pm
 Then: Younger sister: Hey, you know what's weird? Older sister: Your face? Younger: Your Dad Older: My dad is your dad Younger: How do we know this? If you don't get it, it's okay ;D
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Posted: Wed Nov 03, 2010 4:16 pm
Lol, I like the picture, and the sister thing, as in its like adopted or whatever? : P
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Posted: Wed Nov 03, 2010 4:27 pm
You're close....keep guessing
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Posted: Wed Nov 03, 2010 4:29 pm
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Posted: Wed Nov 03, 2010 4:33 pm
John gets a distressed phone call from his very blonde girlfriend Buffy.
"I've got a problem," says Buffy.
"What's the matter?" asks John.
"Well, I bought this jigsaw puzzle, but it's too hard. None of the pieces fit together and I can't find any edges."
"What's the picture of?" asks John.
"It's of a big rooster," replies Buffy.
"All right," says John. "I'll come over and have a look."
So he goes over to Buffy's house and she greets him by saying, "Thanks for coming over." Buffy leads John into her kitchen and shows him the jigsaw puzzle on the kitchen table.
John looks at the puzzle and then turns to her and says, "For heaven's sake, Buffy, put the cornflakes back in the box."
I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was "You'll never find anyone like me again!" I'm thinking, "I should hope not! If I don't want you, why would I want someone like you."
Dogs have Owners, Cats have Staff.
Love is like a booger. You keep picking at it until you get it, then wonder what to do with it.
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Posted: Wed Nov 03, 2010 4:35 pm
XD One mother. Two fathers Lets see what you can make of that, lol. And, niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice, Timecraze
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Posted: Wed Nov 03, 2010 4:36 pm
heart Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. heart
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Posted: Wed Nov 03, 2010 4:38 pm
There are three sides of an argument -- your side, my side and the right side.
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Posted: Wed Nov 03, 2010 4:50 pm
Some people were dropped as a baby. You however, was clearly thrown in the air, bouncing off the ceiling, into the wall, then thrown out the window : )
Student: Can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: Why didnt you go at break?
Student: Oh Im sorry for not making a pee schedule for you!
Dear teacher, Dont complain that you have to grade 140 papers, its clearly your fault for assigning them to us!
So the elaphant said to the camel, "Why do you have two boobs on your back?" The camel then replied, "A person shouldnt be talking if they hav a penes for a nose."
Facebook: "Is now single..." Haha, what a los- Wait thats my girlfriend!
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Posted: Wed Nov 03, 2010 4:57 pm
I love you, but I hate you. its like I wanna push you off a clif, then run to the bottom and catch you :3
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Posted: Wed Nov 03, 2010 4:58 pm
"One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures." -George W. Bush :3
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Posted: Wed Nov 03, 2010 4:58 pm
MY FAVORITE ONE OF ALL TIME
A boyfriend would reather kiss than make out, make out raither than have sex. But most of all He would want to change your last name
Wonders what guys would be like if they had to go though "that time of the mouth"
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Posted: Wed Nov 03, 2010 5:00 pm
A girlfriend needs blood, so her boyfriend gives it. They break up a few months later and the boy wants his blood back. The girl hands him a tampon and says she'll make monthly payments
xD
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Posted: Wed Nov 03, 2010 5:04 pm
Vegeta_Lover239 A girlfriend needs blood, so her boyfriend gives it. They break up a few months later and the boy wants his blood back. The girl hands him a tampon and says she'll make monthly payments xD Lmfao, I cracked up at that! XD OMG! You play the triangle? Excuse me while I take my clothes off... Girl: Hi Boy: Hi Girl: So I heard you like somebody. Boy: Yup Girl: Ooh, who is it? Boy: Cant tell you. Girl: Okay... well do I know her? Boy: Yes. Girl: What does she look like? Boy: Do you have a mirror?
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