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PostPosted: Thu Oct 28, 2010 9:02 pm


Then something went wrong for Fay Wray and King Kong
They got caught in a celluloid jam
Then at a deadly pace it came from outer space
And this is how the message ran:

Science Fiction - Double Feature
Dr. X will build a creature
See androids fighting Brad and Janet
Anne Francis stars in Forbidden Planet
Oh-oh at the late night, double feature, picture show.


Welcome to Adona's Late Night Double Feature Picture Show! aka her colorist journal.

Here, you will find all information pertaining to breedings, customs, and pet trades. Also, if Adona ever opens breedings or customs, this is where you'll go to post yer forms and pray like, well... You know. ;3 So read on, tiny dancer, read on.

SLOTS
Customs

Next Opening: NEVER EVER.
1. StarieMichie
2. Kitty Sprightt
3. Scaramouche Fandango

Breedings
Next Opening: To be determined!
1. CLOSED
2. CLOSED
3. CLOSED

Pet Trades
Closed.

Bribes
Always opened. Willing to take one-two bribes right now!
PostPosted: Thu Oct 28, 2010 9:05 pm


Such an effort
If he only knew of my plan
In just seven days
I can make you a man!



No, seriously. I can totally make you a man. Or a lady. But not a transvestite. Sorry, guys, I went through those parts last week. :[

Anyway. As you can tell, this is customs. Not the international kind, the "you pick, I do" kind. Basically there are two kinds of customs, the ******** edited ones and the wimpy colored ones. Adona enjoys the wimpy colored ones, the ******** edited ones are bitches.

For a wimpy colored dickens, it starts at 100k and goes up accordingly to hellacomplicated patterns. (For example, painting the Sistine Chapel on a d**k, while crazy, is also like 300k. Leopard spots'll probably bump it to 110k at most, depending on how thorough you want 'em.) Mostly, Adona sticks with 100k and just toughs it out, but be warned that it can go up.

For a ******** edited dickens, it starts at 300k and goes up accordingly to edits. Adona likes doing small edits, like hair and jewelry, but if you want complicated it's going to go up a lot more. The best way to get a guarantee price from Dona is to get a quote, which I'm totally cool with giving if you wanna PM me or ask in the thread here.


Adona runs customs when she gets the chance, usually once a month or once every two months. She'll post information in the thread, and here, about what kind of spots. There'll either be CC (colorist's choice), raffle, or speed. Most of the time there'll be a mix, like one CC and two raffle. Just keep your eyes opened, and if you want to try for a slot, post this form:


[size=15][b]THERE'S A LIGHT OVER AT THE FRANKENSTEIN PLACE[/b][/size]
[b]Username:[/b] Your name
[b]Name:[/b] Dicken's name
[b]Gender:[/b] Male or female, yo.
[b]Stage:[/b] Adult or babby, basically. Babby is gonna be extra, Dona hates growths. :C
[b]Lines:[/b] Alt, chubby, uncut, original, fatty, WUT. ]<
[b]Description:[/b] Basically tell me whatcha want.
[b]Edits?[/b] Yes or no, if yes then what?
[b]Refs:[/b] Adona LOVES these. 8|
[b]Anything else?[/b] And no, you needn't tell me how much you love me. I know. 8]


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PostPosted: Thu Oct 28, 2010 9:06 pm


June wedding
The bride dreading
The leg-spreading
While London's rich
Come here and b***h!...b***h!...b***h!


This is the breeding post! Look at it in wonder and amazement.

Basically, Adona offers a couple different breeding options. The CC, where she picks pairings, and the raffle, where it's all up to chance. There are also three options for your breeding: The 10, the 15k, and the 20k.

For 10k, your dicks can have anywhere between 2-4 puppies. For 15k, you can have between 3-5, and the 20k means you can have a whopping 4-8 puppies! You are allowed to pick whichever option you like, just be sure to fill in the correct spot on the form.

Now, the rules of breedings are as follows, copied right from the main thread!

1. Owners can win up to 2 breeding slots per month total.
2. The number of pups will be rolled in-thread.
3. Same sex couples can breed -- they stand a 1 in 4 chance of opposite-sexed puppies as opposed to 1 in 2.
4. Two pets from the same owner can breed.
5. Two related pets can breed.

Breeding payments can be split any way you want, as long as both owners are aware of who is paying what.

Now, from time to time, Adona offers Mix-and-Match breedings. For these, you may enter as many dicks as you want, because it is up to me to pick who gets breedings.

For CC and Raffle breedings, you may enter up to 3 total dicks of your own.

To enter breedings, post the following form when breedings are open. Please note that for Mix and Match, there is a DIFFERENT FORM, that will be posted with the information for Mix and Match. Do NOT use this form for mix and match. This form is ONLY for raffle or CC. And if there are more than one parents, just c/p the Momma or Daddy d**k line and repeat as necesssary. ;]


[color=purple][size=15][b]You and me, baby, we ain't nothin' but mammals[/b][/size][/color]
[size=11][b]Momma d**k:[/b] [url=UNCERTED IMAGE][img]CERTED IMAGE[/img][/url]
[b]Daddy d**k:[/b] [url=UNCERTED IMAGE][img]CERTED IMAGE[/img][/url]
[b]Breeding Fee?[/b] 10k, 15k, 20k[/size]
PostPosted: Thu Oct 28, 2010 9:08 pm


The stars are blazing
Like rebel diamonds
Cut out of the sun
Can you read my mind?



Adona LOVES pet trades. Honestly, she only plans on taking them once every couple of months, but she loves them so much. Below is a list of shops Adona frequents probably way too much to be safe and sane, but just 'cause your shop isn't up here doesn't mean it's a no-go. You can always PM me and ask, even if I'm not taking trades that month, and I can let you know if I'd accept it from that shop. ;]

Dona's Haunts
Shadows of Africa
oh DICKENS
This Is Halloween
Hart & Hind
Extrasensory



See that? NOT a big list. So feel free to PM me asking. ;] There's no form for this, just PM me and ask. If I accept it, then go ahead and fill out a custom form and PM it to me. You don't have to post that in the thread.

If I accept a trade, regardless of who started it, I'll pretty much start the pet as soon as I get the form, but I won't cert it until I get mine, just to be fair.


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In regards to bribes, my Dicken Bribes are always opened for offers, however! I have the right to turn them down if I do not have the time to do them.

To see items Adona will accept, go HERE!
I also accept gold bribes.

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 28, 2010 9:10 pm


'Cause baby, I am
The opening act
The headliner
Afterparty, oh, afterparty
Afterparty
Afterparty


As per upcoming changes in the breeding situation, and because Donar was gonna do this anyway, I will be keeping track of breedings. Namely, when they were done, how many kids, ect. Growths are now in the post below this one. Below is an example!

(Date of breeding) d**k 1 (owner of d**k), d**k 2 (owner of d**k) = KID 1, KID 2, KID 3


See? Simple. Below are the actual breedings! Enjoy!

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(11-14-10) Oscar (moineau bavarde), Bleeding Heart (ex o ex Snoof) = Raspberry Requiem, Cough Drop, Papaya Sundae, Domino, Power Ballad
(11-13-10) Poppycock (Lissome Llia), Flocculant (WindRiderNaya) = Tee Eye Double Gee Arr, Honey Glazed Dicken, Viviente, Muerto, Degasser
(11-11-10) Gay Pride Parade (Three Tailed Fox), Dicktacle (Lolli McHotpants) = Tentacle Rape, Fetish, Thong Monster
PostPosted: Fri Oct 29, 2010 12:38 pm


Once I rose above the noise and confusion
Just to get a glimpse beyond this illusion
I was soaring every higher
But I flew too high.


This is Adona's growing schedule. The growing pets Adona colors all grow on a two-week schedule based on their cert date, not on the day they were delivered. In cases of litters, Adona will cert the whole litter at once, not separately, so please post them together or be patient if the other owners haven't posted them.

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 29, 2010 12:40 pm


You ever love somebody so much
You can barely breathe when you're with them?
You meet and neither one of you
Even knows it hit them?


This is a list of past customs Adona has done, as an example of what I'm capable of and feel comfortable doing. Also, to help me keep track of whose gotten customs and who hasn't, in the event of newbies and CCs, so I can distribute them evenly. cool

These are posted in order of when the slots were won, not when they were delivered. Links are to the final certs.

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07-28-11 - StarieMichie (CC), Scaramouche Fandango (Raffle)
12-23-10 -- Haisyn Fierra (CC), Rabid Ice Weasel (CC), tsaiah (Raffle), Ugly Butter (newbRaffle), hibi-tea (Gift)
PostPosted: Fri Oct 29, 2010 12:43 pm


I think this line's mostly filler.

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 29, 2010 12:59 pm


I think this line's mostly filler.
PostPosted: Fri Oct 29, 2010 1:15 pm


I think this line's mostly filler.

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