Once there was a lizard, that had horns on its back. It was called the horned toad. Now the horned toad lived in the desert after his family moved into the new hole in the desert. They lived in a old hole, that was rumoured to have once been lived in by a snake, who now and then passed by his hole in memory of it. It was a nice neighborhood actually, quite suburban, but alittle on the country side though.
One day, the horned toad went to the park on a nice sunny day. And when he told anyone his name, everyone made fun of him for it. Everyone kept calling him, "Blood Eyes", "Short Tailed". And they kept making fun of his "stubby legs", "big mouth", and "anteater imposter" body. But the worst thing that they would call him was something so awful, I dare not tell you right now. He ran home later that day after everyone had made fun of him and laughed at him. He told his mother and father that they had called him horrible mean, taunting names. Then he told his mother and father the worst name and taunt he was called. It was "Horny Toad". His mother and father was shocked at that name the others had called him. But alas, the parents could do nothing. For the other children were snakes, and snakes eat horned toads! So, the horned toad was always taunted for the rest of his life.
Until one day the horned toad went to the park, and fought back. He shot blood into the eyes of the snakelings, stepped on them with his stubby legs, he whacked them with his tail, he bit them with his big mouth, and he threatened ants so they would be scared into stinging the snakelings till they cried. The worst thing he did to them wass ram them with his horned back, or to call it his horny back. And then the snakes ran away home, and nevber taunted him ever again. And some of them even were so amazed at his confidence and skills, that they became his friend. And he and all lived happily ever after, till the one night, when the snake of the old hole caqme back to haunt the horned toad.
The End,
For Now
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