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 Posted: Mon Oct 25, 2010 5:55 am
Girls can fart. A way to get ride of bacteria on our tummy. But its turn very embarrassing especially in crowd where silence take place (exams/class etc). Some fart doesn't give out sound but some does. Soo . . . I just farted in a class today stare which audible enough cause' its is exam. What would you do when you're going to before/after fart?
Its pretty much embarrassing redface and I always fart (I got some issues in my tummy)
Any tips on that, girls?
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Posted: Mon Oct 25, 2010 7:22 am
Go to the bathroom..
Or if people are in there as well.. walk slower in the hall or something.
I dont think Ive ever farted at school.
Always held it in even if it hurt me x.x;
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Posted: Mon Oct 25, 2010 8:24 am
Always carry a wooden pencil. When you sudden find yourself full of gas, get up and walk toward the sharpener. With each step, let loose a little tiny fart. Or ask to go to the bathroom.
Or just do what my friend did in any public situation. When she farted, she'd stand up, take a bow, and sat back down and acted like nothing happened. 8D
Of course we'd all giggle insanely like school girls but that's all fun and games afterward.
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Posted: Wed Oct 27, 2010 3:02 pm
dont try to press your butt checks together it will only make the fart louder. or if your siting down breath in and out slowly and try not to move to much.
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Posted: Mon Nov 01, 2010 1:25 pm
If you feel it coming, try and let it out slowly so it comes out as air, I've got farting problems too because I have IBS, so that's what I do. It doesn't bother me at home, but in public I just let it out slow and hope it works.
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Posted: Tue Nov 02, 2010 6:01 am
oh goodness...i went to a gyno once and was about to get an exam, i let one loose, it was loud and smelly (i had been eating cheese Doritos wrong move moochi XD) i was laughing so hard and so was the doctor, so yeah you can say i've gotten over farting in public, if your doctor's looking at your vajayjay and you fart, well what the hell, people can't see your goods (that and i always blame my sisters and brother XD)
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Posted: Sun Nov 07, 2010 12:19 pm
I hold it in for the life of me until I hit the bathroom or go outside
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Posted: Mon Nov 08, 2010 11:32 am
Maybe you should learn how to be a ventriloquist so you can throw your farts smile
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Posted: Mon Nov 08, 2010 11:44 am
basselope7 Maybe you should learn how to be a ventriloquist so you can throw your farts smile
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Posted: Mon Nov 08, 2010 1:48 pm
♪♫ I always make sure to fart silently
Or cough while farting so it can't be heard at all. xD.
Or hold it in till the bathroom. ♫ ♪
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An Invisible Shapeshifter
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Posted: Sun Nov 21, 2010 7:22 pm
Lily the Vocaloid dont try to press your butt checks together it will only make the fart louder. or if your siting down breath in and out slowly and try not to move to much. Thats a good tip...and bye the way...I tried to rename my mule Lilyl the vocaloid but they said that name was already taken...lol
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Posted: Sun Nov 28, 2010 12:02 pm
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Posted: Sun Nov 28, 2010 12:16 pm
I always blame it on a friend. <3
Preferably a guy one.
Much more believable.
(I fart and burp a lot during swim practice..)
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Posted: Fri Dec 03, 2010 5:05 pm
Eh, farting or burping doesn't bother me a lot,
even in public,
but that's usually 'cause it's just air.
On those rare occasions when they decide to be musical,
I just lean forward and relax, and most of the time they have no choice but to be plain air.
And those few occasions when they actually did make noise,
well,
I'm the quiet type,
and everybody at my school generally knew me, 'cause for some reason I stuck with them a lot since middle school,
so they just pretended they didn't hear anything.
Even during tests.
It was nice of them.
c:
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Posted: Tue Dec 14, 2010 6:25 pm
My class is always silent so when I have to fart I don't breath cause apparently your ugly if you fart in my school!
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