Bribery Freebies!
As a standard, Thackery had an excess of enthusiasm. When he was actually excited about something,
he got worse. So...he might have gone a little overboard.
Unlike a lot of the other candidates, he lacked pins (for now). He had spared no time or expense on what he
did have, however. He hadn't slept. He'd spent
hours crafting little keepsakes out of cloth and clay. But he was proud, and his classmates would like them, and that meant his classmates would like
him. Oh, perfect!
(Thackery will also be displaying propaganda for Erebus' campaign - bros before hos! *note: this does not mean he thinks that the other VP candidates are hos. He's not even actually sure what it means. He just heard it once, somewhere, and knows it has something to do with brothers. And he loves his brothers.)
The eager Cerberus' booth is covered in little bags. In metallic handwritten font, they all urge you to vote for Tack. If you pick one up and unwrap it, you'll find a happy surprise inside.
One is a figurine, made of hard clay with glossy eyes. The eyes stare at you. Constantly. You get the feeling that they're staring at you while you make your voting decision (they are).
One is a fluffy plushie. The stitches are a little loose, and the fabric doesn't match up in places,
and the arms are pretty nubby, but...it's kind of cute. Less intimidating, at least.
One is a deformed little figurine, also made of clay. The giant eyes are a little disturbing. You think that it might kill you with cute if you stare at it too long. It reminds you a bit of the Princess Corner.
They're all Thackery-themed, so you can think of him all the time! Just what you always wanted!
Next to the bags is a small
stack of t-shirts. They also are very pushy in the "voting for Thackery" department, each meticulously written upon with fabric paint. Upon closer inspection, you realize that they all are cut to display your midriff...hm...
(click the bag to see which item it contains - feel free to pick whichever you would like!)