And she's been over a lot, but she gets drunk and like breaks 6 of my glasses by throwing them all off a counter and then goes in a drunk rage against some guy.
And he like takes her outside, and I guess at some point he puts her in a head lock so she can't continue to assault him, which she complains about.
In any case, I texted her: You broke six of my glasses... Because well...she did. And I wanted her to know, because well...glasses are expensive.
But for the comeback part, my friend posts this picture on his facebook of me:

And she responds as a comment:
Casandra L Kaufman-Stewart
I think you just look like a f**.
I really want to respond: Hey Cassy, you can go ******** yourself
....buuut, I think I should do something better and not so crude.
Any suggestions?