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Note: This will be the Japanese remake only available for the Super Famicom.



Dragon Quest III is a prequel to II and I, it covers this whole Roto/Erdrick character who we borrowed his equipment from. In a way, this game is sort of where IX got its inspiration from in that you get three characters to recruit much like the whole Patty's Planning Place and it is ranked near top-tier in my favourite Dragon Quests/Warriors that I played. So, with that said, let's go into Roto's story!

PS: Roto, you excited as I am to get this started? I know you love this game. : P

Oh, that's a great idea! I'll make Roto a girl then of course and I'll use my real name of course just to reference my I & II LP, I wonder who the Sage should be?

These are my thoughts:

Roto-Hero class (by default)
Kang- Cleric (I'd rather be a Fighter, but the team needs a healer. D: )
Guardian- Soldier (As the name applies, or maybe I'll name him Liam.)
Guv- Thief (They look kick-a** in this one, much like the hero of Dragon Quest VIII.)

I got it all figured out (hopefully), and I finally got all the pictures up, hopefully this LP doesn't pull a Monshou no Nazo on me, or I'll swear off screenshot LPs and move onto video LPs so everyone can hear how Indonesian I actually am. gonk

Chapter I: I'M A GIRL DAMMIT!

PS: Not me as in Kang, pricks, we're talkin' our heroine. mad



First of all: we must salute these people, without them, it would be impossible for me to do this LP/play this game.



Then Enix of course -leans over to whisper- I've always liked Enix more than Square by the way.. >.>



And the main attraction, instead of leaping right into the game like a boss, I shall make you watch the Prologue. D<



Love this man, he's the kind who is all about tradition and not making the series into some cash cow of an MMORPG.



Then the standard overview of the beginning point, we've just begun!



Three people gathered around the house, my RPG instincts tell me something's going on!



Eww, the birth gross is probably all over the furniture! gonk ever heard of a hospital?



"It kicked the Mother on the way out of the womb and cut the umbilical cord off by itself! I see a heroine a'comin!



Yeah, thanks for assuming, pricks. mad What if she just wants to be a lovely librarian who wears flowing skirts and uses large words? D<



The first things the villagers give her her a present is a dagger, SHE JUST WANTS TO BE A PRETTY VILLAGE GIRL AND PICK STRAWBERRIES IN FIELDS FOREVER!



As always, this qt of a man has been with the series since day one and has always gave the series its beautiful taste by not changing artists every five games.



And the King is a big giant p***k so he decides to send Ortega to wreck this Baramos figure shortly after his wife gives birth so he can't enjoy this baby like everyone is.



Way to make him nervous, asscrunch. mad



As usual, being the standard Dragon Quest King, he's too lazy to do anything about it, so he makes up lies to make some other guy do all the work.



And they don't.



Lazy bastards. D<



Without a doubt, my favourite composer in all of gaming history (Motoi Sakauraba closely follows.)



We don't need to be reminded. mad I think you just don't like him and you're delivering the "good riddance" to him, pricks.



They don't really say, so it's safe to assume that they probably bought it at Walmart or something.



Well, that's a bit sexist, or the Mother isn't really the greatest one in the land..

**NEXT CHAPTER- Ortega falls for the King's words and tries to save the world, Mother figure isn't the greatest, volcanoes and maybe just maybe Roto in her teen years.

Chapter III: Dongopuss's Sister

You'll see why. By the way Dongopuss is nothing nasty, it's some cat from some Super Mario ROM hack that makes the Super Mario vets look like four year olds chewing on the controller. So, last chapter, Ortega died much like any other video game's hero(ine)'s father, and then because of the whole Magical Sperm Theory, Roto's dreams of being a librarian came to a crashing halt as she has to save the world, with that said, let's continue.



And of course, the menu, of course we could just choose continue, but we'd be sort of at the end of the the secret dungeon only accessible after actually beating the game.



Heroine Roto is a woman if you didn't see the very first picture of this LP. mad



And some time has apparently passed since then, and Roto is just going home from her usual daily dancing around naked in the forest with a flute to summon faeries, when..



A waterfall talks to her, I don't even know..



It's probably just King Aliahan doing his usual thing of injecting hope into strong looking people. mad



lolpersonalitytest.



Naturally, because I don't know Roto IRL, I'mma pretend I do. 4laugh



Well, there goes that plan..



So I just go with her Fire Emblem character.



*Closes my eyes and mashes the arrow keys" you are now born in May, Miss Roto.



They're not making this easy for me. gonk



Uhh, sure thing boss!



Oh for God's sakes, and worst part is, this is just the beginning of the quest for a personality. gonk



Maybe I should have just made Miss Roto do this part on her own. D:



Eh, college/university is boring in general, deduced yes on this one.



Our guild is up and running thanks to all her help- yes.



Artistic people are fun like that- totally!



See my artistic reason.



Who hasn't? gonk



Eh, I'm sure she has a way of making that person less boring in her mind, like imagining they have silly hair or something like that.



Just as much as I believe Princess Moonbrooke can not die.



Lots of walking around in college/university sure thing, bro.



I'm the pissy one here, not her. mad



Nice girl, totally, Lord knows how much times I said I'd be back this month. gonk



I would say yes because we're all obsessed with Dragon Quest/Warrior (don't lie mad ) but she has a college/university life so you don't really have room to obsess when your cramming your brain with that stuff.



"NOOOOOOO, NOT MY PRECIOUS 295:00 OF DARK CLOUD!!!!" O wate, that's me. gonk On the other hand, we all have those wacky gaming hours somewhere in our collection..



But he really doesn't.

Tune in next chapter for actual game play, a trippy time warp effect, and Kings and Queens and pretty things.

PS: You're amazing Roto, don't ever change.

heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart

Man, now I'm kinda embarrassed.... I haven't really done much, like a lot has gone unfulfilled.... But whatever about those insecurities. You certainly know how to make a really crappy day suddenly turn awesome Hassan. You're too cool for me. heart

What's fun is that even though you got a different personality then what I usually get, you got the exact same scenario that I always get. You just answered it differently, since you're not me, I guess. You answered a lot of them the way I would (Though I don't bore easily, really. When I get swamped with work it's anything but boring. gonk .). You did well guessing what I'd say, and that's pretty neat
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Also, DONGS made me fall out of my seat laughing.

Chapter VI: You are the Legendary Hero, Roto!

Right, so where we last left off, our heroine, Roto went to go end her normal life and take up the life of a hero, which she would rather not, but has to, with that said, let's go meet this King.



I beg your pardon? mad



That's more like it. D<



God forbid it being too much effort to visit the whole two families in Aliahan. mad



Every ******** morning. :/



And what did we learn from that, kids? That living double lives are only meant for prostitutes and elementary school teachers!



HAAAAAAAA, DARK PUN! heart



Aaaaandd here we go, straight to business this p***k goes. mad



DWI: Descendant of Erdrick, only you can save the world!
DWII: Descendant of Erdrick, only you can save the world!
DWIII: Erdrick, only you can save the world!
mad mad mad mad mad



A.K.A-Voldemort.



Fun fact- Baramos really doesn't do anything but sit on this throne in the ominous dungeon murmuring death threats at everything.



Which is why she is not a dumb brute and will not ditch her army of Soldiers at the base of a volcano, right? mad



*Glee*, the first monarch we met who isn't a stingy b*****d!



Regardless, the two clubs and a cypress stick still suck badly. -__-



Before we meet Roto's friends, let us raid this place.



Ah, ignorant old people, where would a game be without them?



You know, without a house and having to walk around all day and night? Yeah, that's the life..



She's not that manly looking. gonk



Shur you did, you're just some p***k who spends his day in an armour shop. mad



And here we go again. rolleyes Poor Roto, it must suck living in her Father's shadow. D:



He's guarding behind the armour shop as that's where the drug deals thrive in Aliahan.



"Yeah, he told me to give my life up and go slay an Archfiend!"



Then of course she's all like "That's nice dear."



ANYWAY, ANYWAY, IT'S ANYWAY. mad mad mad mad mad



And yes, she did sleep on the floor heaven forbid her bed is up a flight of stairs.



Oh jeez, I'm sure she just can't wait to get outta this hole and hear something else for a change..

In the next chapter, we raid a bit more, finally meet our companions, climb into wells and maybe wander the world a bit.

Chapter VIII: Nighttime Raids and New Village Raids

Bah Humbug, that's all I can say to why I'm doing this on Christmas Eve. mad



Come nighttime, the drunks come out to play as well the paranoid guy guarding his house totally isn't. heart



But first because drunks are always more important than raiding houses..



Only a drunk would recommend a Wizard over a Soldier. mad



Well, someone's too poor to afford a door.



We've come for your child! And perhaps what may be in your drawers..



Jeez Roto, Aliahan is known for its vibrant adult-orientated nightlife, stay away from it at night!



Eh, I'd be scared too if people came into my house at dark and watched me sleep. gonk



Funny part is that she stands there every night waiting for Roto, even if we are 776 days into the journey. <3



No more sleeping on the floor : ( that's her companion's job. 4laugh



Come next day we wander a little north and end up here.



An RPG'er's favourite. <3



What kind of question is that? And no, I'm just a pretty, pretty boy with boobs. mad



The late 80s/ early 90s were a different, different time if you can recall that much.. D:



Oy yoy yoy, NPCs can't do anything these days (or everrrrr) D:<



Like getting the Mini Metal that somehow got under that rock.



Oh God, the five minute from Aliahan to here was just a walk from Hell! gonk /sarcasm



Continuing our raid, Roto reminisces of her high school days when her P.E marks were parallel to my high school Physics marks and she bought $90 pairs of shoes from West 49 and whatnot.



Then she decides to go back to the good ol' days of being top dog. D<



But enough of tedious village raids, a dungeon crawlin' we will go!

Next chapter: ^ That as well as nostalgia and old men!

Chapter X: I'mma Go Play Catch With This Ball Instead!

Sorry for the delay, it was because I actually beat the entire game and screencapped everything, so it's just a matter of actually doing the work..



Right, so there is where we pick up, to the cave to the west of Reeve, wait until you see what this badass ball does. cool



Nope, just teasin', we ain't there yet, but it's always good to raid an old man's cave for useless things, eh?



Now we're there, kind of sucks you only get to use the badass ball once though. : (



Wait for it, wait for it...



Fasdjg;laksjd;cvlawerf! I love explosions... heart



Upon the rubble we find this as well as an entry for a warp zone.



O laud, finally, we get to progress to the actual fun parts of the game now.



Climbing out of the wardrobe on a rainy day in England, our team finds themselves in a magical kingdom.



Although it be no Narnia, there are bossy monarchs to come who rule the kingdom. But as all players know, the NPCs come out to play at daytime.



Apparently, the name Baramos got out, way to be, King Aliahan. mad



Eww, monster arena, I never use it cause I grind like a good boy and never need extra gold. mad



Like my life. emo



With my lulzing at gamblers outta the way, we proceed with getting hints on what to do next.



Oh, we're assholes stealing from the church. cool



We also find this, only it actually has a use unlike the Hard Heart.



cool Bitches dun' know bout' mai insane wisdom growths. And for the rest of the game, I don't switch my personality once.



O laud, apparently, 90% of DQIII NPCs has racial conflicts with Aliahanians. gonk



Animals are no exception...



Then again, we're known for our thievery. heart



...animals are no exception... (I hate Pachisi with a fiery passion by the way. mad )

Tune in next chapter for castle raids and the usual Ortega's Daughter Standard/Treatment.