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 Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 9:48 pm
Well, I feel like swapping funny stories at the moment^^ I didnt feel like spaming somewhere up at the moment, so anything you or a friend has done that you think is stupid on your or their part, yet really funny at the same time, feel free to post here. Well, I guess I should post something.... Okay, here we go^^ this is pretty funny stuff here^^
For thanks giving break, I stayed over at my Cousin Nancy's house. It has been a tradition for i dont know how many years. Well, I have always been taller than my cousins around my age, always. Untill late last year, the little bastards outgrew me. Which of corse, is no small feet. So I was over at my cousins house, brooding over the fact that my loyal minions were taller than me. And then I found out something that makes them cold to the core, Derek and his brother Micheal are deadly ticklish! So I was tickling my cousin Derek all around his house(it was quite fun^^) and he runs into his room, I of course chase him and he runs on his bed. He somehow gets around me but being the stupid clutz he is, slipped on a backpack. he went flying through the air and landed with his face down on the floor and his but proudly in the air. and all he had to say about this was: Stupid Backpack! rofl rofl rofl
god, I'm laughing so hard just thinking about it....even though it was almost three months ago
now he will always be known as the clutz^^
Ok, so now you know one of my funnys stories, tell yours^^
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Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 10:48 pm
ya..so my b-day is September 10th and i was reading this paper at lunch at school and it was talking about July 10th and my friend was sitting there reading it with me and all of the sudden, im like omg thats my birthday! And my friend was like wtf r u talking about??? Ur birthday is Septembet 10th not July 10th. I was like....ummmm...i knew that..... and she started craking up!! so did I whee
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Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 10:52 pm
Asianchick2005 ya..so my b-day is September 10th and i was reading this paper at lunch at school and it was talking about July 10th and my friend was sitting there reading it with me and all of the sudden, im like omg thats my birthday! And my friend was like wtf r u talking about??? Ur birthday is Septembet 10th not July 10th. I was like....ummmm...i knew that..... and she started craking up!! so did I whee smooth....
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Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2006 3:40 pm
well.....im not usually like that......right??? redface
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Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2006 6:53 pm
Asianchick2005 well.....im not usually like that......right??? redface well, you can be a ditz....you, like me, have your moments
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Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2006 7:26 pm
Hula_dancing_monkeyo.O Asianchick2005 well.....im not usually like that......right??? redface well, you can be a ditz....you, like me, have your moments ok....i agree....it didnt help that i was sick.....it was pretty funny cause i didnt even know that i did that in the first place...Brooke had to laugh her head off first redface redface 3nodding
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Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2006 7:54 pm
Asianchick2005 Hula_dancing_monkeyo.O Asianchick2005 well.....im not usually like that......right??? redface well, you can be a ditz....you, like me, have your moments ok....i agree....it didnt help that i was sick.....it was pretty funny cause i didnt even know that i did that in the first place...Brooke had to laugh her head off first redface redface 3nodding for some reason I dont doubt that...
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Posted: Thu Mar 02, 2006 6:57 pm
OOH! This place is dead and I feel like bringing it back to life with my own special story^^ Ok, today during lunch, my friends and I were really bored and we always sit outside. There just happens to be some really big bushes just a bit away from the outdoor eating place. I bribe my friend kyle with a cookie, and he runs and dives into the bushes, THREE TIMES!!! It was funny as hell rofl rofl rofl rofl
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Posted: Sat Mar 04, 2006 4:22 pm
okay uhhhhhhhh one time at school I was with my friend Rob talking about girls we can go out with when this girls name came up and he asked if id go out with her and I said "******** NO! she's a walking STD dude!" and she was uuuhhh right behind me sweatdrop ................... SLAP
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Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2006 3:14 pm
Darth Monkey okay uhhhhhhhh one time at school I was with my friend Rob talking about girls we can go out with when this girls name came up and he asked if id go out with her and I said "******** NO! she's a walking STD dude!" and she was uuuhhh right behind me sweatdrop ................... SLAP that sucks
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Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2006 3:18 pm
Ok, here goes another one. My friends and I were sitting outside as usual for lunch when my friend Britney said something that pissed me off. So I get my water bottle and unscrew the lid a bit, so it would just spray her. Unfortunately, the lid came off. The inside of her legs were soaked and she siad 'Great, now it looks like I peed myself. It was then she noticed that only the insides of her pant legs were wet. Then I said "Oh yeah Britney, people are gonna come up to you and say 'split your legs!' " Unfortunately my principal was right behind me when I said this.
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Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2006 4:52 pm
Ever have a "Freudian Slip"? Where you say things like "boobs" or something like that in place of similar sounding words? My friends Jade and Rachel were talking and I hear Jade say that she was happy because she got a birth-day kiss from some girl. Then I walked over and was going to say "you want one from me too?" just to be funny and it came out "wanna make out?" stressed WTF?! I still kick myself for that one! sweatdrop
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Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2006 10:13 pm
Banditman.EXE Ever have a "Freudian Slip"? Where you say things like "boobs" or something like that in place of similar sounding words? My friends Jade and Rachel were talking and I hear Jade say that she was happy because she got a birth-day kiss from some girl. Then I walked over and was going to say "you want one from me too?" just to be funny and it came out "wanna make out?" stressed WTF?! I still kick myself for that one! sweatdrop That reminds me of something, my group for this national history day thing and I were sitting there being bored. So I left to go use the potty and when I came back, my friends Ian and Ashley were laughing. I asked them what was so funny, and they showed me this book on the lady that we were studying, Victioria Woodhull. Apparently, they had switched all of the things in the book with my atributes and my name. So Ashley told Ian to read it aloud and he did. This is exactly what he said: 'Laura Bibioff was born in the small town of Lynwood Washington in 1992. She was a pleasant child, with her blonde hair and cornflower boob eyes' I was mortified and Ashley was laughing her a** off. Now that I look back on it, it was pretty funny
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Posted: Mon Mar 06, 2006 10:20 pm
Hula_dancing_monkeyo.O Banditman.EXE Ever have a "Freudian Slip"? Where you say things like "boobs" or something like that in place of similar sounding words? My friends Jade and Rachel were talking and I hear Jade say that she was happy because she got a birth-day kiss from some girl. Then I walked over and was going to say "you want one from me too?" just to be funny and it came out "wanna make out?" stressed WTF?! I still kick myself for that one! sweatdrop That reminds me of something, my group for this national history day thing and I were sitting there being bored. So I left to go use the potty and when I came back, my friends Ian and Ashley were laughing. I asked them what was so funny, and they showed me this book on the lady that we were studying, Victioria Woodhull. Apparently, they had switched all of the things in the book with my atributes and my name. So Ashley told Ian to read it aloud and he did. This is exactly what he said: 'Laura Bibioff was born in the small town of Lynwood Washington in 1992. She was a pleasant child, with her blonde hair and cornflower boob eyes' I was mortified and Ashley was laughing her a** off. Now that I look back on it, it was pretty funny Ian is a perv. I've decided
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Posted: Mon Mar 06, 2006 10:23 pm
This didnt happen to me but I was there. My jazz choir was on there way back from a festival in Gresham, OR and it was me, my mom, my 2 best friends and these 2 guys. Well the guys got into my friend Rochelle's purse and were going through and trying on all her lip gloss. The colored ones. They were all like "DAMN THAT STUFF TASTES MIGHTY FINE!" I have pics too.
ahh good times.
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