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Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2010 9:35 pm
tell your funny stories here biggrin
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Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2010 10:53 pm
Oh, I have several. All are in Fable II biggrin
The first has to do with a glitch. I was busy in Rookridge, killing off as many bandits as I could find, which is to say, all of them. I cut one down, and his body rolled away and somehow embedded itself within a boulder. Its legs were sticking out of it like a macabre candle on a birthday cake. If that wasn't weird enough, the legs suddenly began to spin round and round and round like a top, and then they suddenly detatched from the rock and flew--I'm serious-flew away like a bat. Of course, the other bandits went about their business of trying to tear me to bits as if this was a regular occurrance.
Then second was when I was trying to open a Demon Door, also in Rookridge. This one required that my dog show off a few of his tricks, which meant that I had to do a few expressions of my own. Thinking myself to be incredibly humorous, I gave the door the finger... and my dog unceremoniously peed on my shoe. The Door seemed to like that quite a bit.
There are more, but those are the only two that seem to want to come to me at the moment. Will post with more later.
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AncientOfAeons Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2010 8:31 am
Fable: The Lost Chapters •removed tattoos, default underwear was removed(among other things that happened) •removed tattoos, mini map was tattooed to Hero's chest
Fable II •Jesus Glitch •found a spot where if you tried to jump off the cliff the Hero would climb an invisible ledge first •my daughter only loved me when i was evil, and absolutely hated me if i was good
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Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2010 12:06 pm
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AncientOfAeons Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2010 1:59 pm
its where if you jump off something sometimes you will float nd it kinda looks like you Jesus on a cross so they call it the Jesus glitch
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Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2010 2:14 pm
there was one time i had like 3 or 4 wives and i got tired of visiting them all so i took one on an adventure and she died from the undead and i got a notice saying that i was a bad parent and they took my kids lol
and another time i did an assassination and right after when't and gave an offering at the temple of light and then walked back through the same village i killed the man and was playing with kids and flirting with girls i thought it was amusing
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Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2010 4:13 pm
when Love cast me out I had my zombie wife, got 3 whore fiancees and then had a party in Fairfax Castle... They were so mad at me and each other, it was hysterical.
Anyone come across the glitch where your dog makes a jump and then kinda gets frozen mid air? it was Cruelty who took pity upon me
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Posted: Wed Oct 13, 2010 6:24 pm
Yes, actually. Twice that dog got frozen in the Guild Cave...
My humorous stuff comes with romance. So I just return from the Spire, right, and my wife's daughter has grown up a little ways. I feel bad for leaving them alone for ten years, so I take them out with me. So I bring them out to the Old Town spot (where you first start out), and I go to give a Toy Bow to the daughter. Little do I realize, I give it to a nearby guard! As the wife is furious ("HOW COULD YOU CHEAT ON ME!? I ALWAYS KNEW YOU WERE GAY"), and I'm furious, I draw my sword and smack that guard in the face! (He then slaps me with killing Hobbes in Oakfield for Attempted Murder.)
So tl-dr; on a family outing, I apparently cheat on my wife AND attempt to murder a guard, all while my daughter's watching. Good parenting, huh? biggrin
EDIT: Also, using the Point & Laugh expression on beggars.
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Posted: Wed Oct 13, 2010 7:16 pm
My funny time for me was when I marred my sooo not guy or by husband bout the castle and came back a man after drinking the sex change potion! rofl
ow and I had 2 kids with him at the time yes I had 2 kids in one home dont ask me how even I dont know.
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Posted: Thu Oct 14, 2010 2:22 pm
one time my dog fell in the cave where you meet Rever and was hurt and i couldn't get him back for the longest time. Then i left and he appeared out of a bush later O_o
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Posted: Thu Oct 14, 2010 2:31 pm
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Posted: Tue Oct 26, 2010 9:32 am
In Fable 2 my very first wife became a brick wall in fairfax gardens, been that way ever since, and my son stands by the wall, with me unable to get rid of either of them. I give them 0 gold and the boy still hangs around and somehow lives to this day.
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Posted: Sat Oct 30, 2010 7:25 am
Tear of Fate My funny time for me was when I marred my sooo not guy or by husband bout the castle and came back a man after drinking the sex change potion! rofl ow and I had 2 kids with him at the time yes I had 2 kids in one home dont ask me how even I dont know. You can have more than two kids in one home. I have 7 wives and 11 children by the time I completed Fable 2 to its fullest. Most of the wives lived next to eachother 4 in oakfield, 3 in bowerstone market. But one in Oakfield had 4 children with me and when the wives kept talking to eachother finding out I had multiple wives the kids inerupted their actions and I have not been divorced yet. My children are great intill I go to town and I am surrounded by them.
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Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2010 9:03 pm
Common ones I hear is the one where you can actually hear Reaver saying "My butt doesn't look that big" and shoots the damn Painter/Sculptor when the door closes of his Mansion.
Yeah, when I was in Bloodstone in Fable 2: Jesus Christ...
My fellow Elegant Gay Man Hero was doing a quest of finding and obtaining this Mutton... Yeah... I was going into someone's large house, went upstairs, steal from a cabinet, and I got a simple Female Torso thing. Yeah, I got bored. And so, I was going down the stairs, I saw this Prostitute/Whore Female get over there, and too out a damn gun. I found out it wasn't even her damn house. And so I didn't want to get shot, I ran down the stairs, out the place, the Prostitute chased me all around Bloodston, shooting at me and missing, gladly. It was hilarious, but I was tired of the crap and got onto a cliff somewhere near the town and killed her with a Master Cleaver.
I will always remember the time when I was being chased and almost killed by a Prostitute and a Gun. ;- ;"
And my kids(both Daughters) from my second Hero account were named Bob and Joe... My husband is stupid at making names. xD
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Posted: Fri Dec 03, 2010 4:16 pm
After I beat Understone, I bought a few houses and stated to redecorate them. In The Sandgoose Museum (aka, Sweeny Todd's place) the woman who was now my tenant started yelling at me to get out of her house. I ignored her (either because I was still redecorating or because I was stuck on something) and soon enough she pulled out a pistol and started shooting at me. Thing was, she was missing me horribly. Even though I was right in front of her. I questioned if I should even bother killing her since she was so pitiful a shot, but ultimately I ended her poor shot life. When I went to leave, the front door was shut. I opened it and I ended up getting stuck behind the door as it swung inward. The only was I was able to get out was to fast travel elsewhere. stare
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