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 Posted: Mon Feb 07, 2005 1:35 pm
-makes a note to learn all of them by heart-
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Riko edit : or Woman: So get on your knees and pray.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
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Posted: Mon Feb 07, 2005 1:41 pm
I remember those.
I wonder if someone ever said that. I'd laugh alot. xd
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Posted: Mon Feb 07, 2005 2:22 pm
I would so use those!! Yeah! -dances-
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Posted: Tue Feb 08, 2005 3:11 am
I think that it's not going to work for some persons.... example me... I would laugh myself to dead.... Wait sometyhings wrong, if I laugh myself to dead i would be gone and that's exactly what you want.... damm
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Posted: Sun Feb 27, 2005 4:52 pm
Hmmm......*plots to use a few in real life situations*
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Posted: Mon Feb 28, 2005 7:46 am
-snickers to self and writes them down-
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Posted: Mon Feb 28, 2005 11:00 am
I'd use them if tehy popped into my head on time XD but those are fun.
but yea.....
-is making a teacher proud- o.o
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Posted: Sun Mar 13, 2005 7:39 am
man: i lost my teddy can i sleep with you?
i hate that one
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Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2005 8:24 am
I could never use any of those and keep a straight face blaugh
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Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2005 10:36 am
Razor Heart man: i lost my teddy can i sleep with you? i hate that one I hate that one too...or better yet I lost my number can I have yours? It make me wonder if they can ever come up with something original. oooo I know a good comeback. Nope I'm too good for you. -nods-
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Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2005 2:14 pm
Trust me, I've used some of those.
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Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2005 6:09 pm
Tell which. o.o; And about the situation. And for how long was the guy made fun of.
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Posted: Thu Mar 17, 2005 10:51 am
[ Sasuke ] Tell which. o.o; And about the situation. And for how long was the guy made fun of. All of them, everything and always 3nodding sweatdrop lol domokun mrgreen
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Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2005 6:57 pm
man even though i am a guy i like thoughs combacks
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Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2005 1:50 pm
Pick up lines can be so lame.
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Example:
Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
Are you accepting applications for your fan club?
This is a test of the emergency pick up line service. Beeeeeeeeeep. If you had been any less beautiful, you would have just heard a bad pick up line.
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Those are just a few that I have heard used, or been used on me...
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