Once upon a time, in a quaint town, a young Togepi was born unto a noble and proud family. A bright and cheerful baby, he seemed to radiate joy and happiness to all those around him and his family knew deep down inside that this child would make a difference on the world. He was raised and taught by the finest nannys and teachers, and he grew smart and wise, all the while retaining a cheerful disposition and a gentle manner. Pokemon came from miles around to visit him, and in return he would often be seen walking down the streets of the town, smiling at everyone he meets.
And so it happened that on a bright Tuesday morning as he was making such a walk, that he walked past Alec, the Pokemon this biography is actual made for, who was on his way to his first day of classes at the Holy Warrior Academy. Alec never even noticed the boy as he smiled and waved at him as he was too busy trying to remember if his mom had left the stove on as she had a tendancy to do that.
(BTW, in case you are wondering, the young boy that brought so much joy into the world soon died afterwards by were-Furrets. Very tragic but it just goes to show you that you should never let Furrets and weres mix.)
Alec was born from a rather humble family of Riolu/Lucario who already had all the obligatory sons: the son who was a farmer, the son who was a doctor, the son who was a laywer, and the son who was a crossdresser. So they decided when Alec was born that it was time to fill the religious quota and send Alec off to be a priest…or a holy warrior. They really didn’t care as long as he would counterbalance the laywer son since it was almost assumed that he would be burning in hell or something like that.
(BTW, two weeks after Alec left, his laywer brother was killed tragically by were-Furrets. Some even say it might have been the same pack, though no one really knows for sure)
Since there was a recent priest issue where you had to age about 60 years before you got any sort of respect, and Alec for some reason stopped aging once he reached 17. And its hard enough being stuck in permanent “fair youth” mode, but when you are left with the choice of going around hitting things with sticks or being cooped up in a large building with 500 other men…you get the drift. Needless to say, Alec opted for the holy warrior classes because one of his friends said girls dug a guy with a big sword. (It should be noted that while Alec is a guy of many talents, being up with innuendo was never his strong suit)
At the Academy, Alec soon excelled in all his lessons save for the slight issue that he didn’t seem to understand what evil was even when it sat its Pokemon-skin coat wearing hide down next to him and asked if the ale or souls were good. However the professors overlooked this oversight for now, beleiving that in a couple years Alec would pick up on it. Meanwhile, Alec made a few new friends at the downtown pub including the Pokemon-skin coat wearing demon, Houndoom named “Bubbles”.
A few months later however, Alec found himself madly in love with one of the priestesses-in-training. A beautiful young Buneary. However, since all priestesses had to take a vow of chastity, Alec decided to…not do anything out of place but date her casually like a friend. Yep. Like a true gentleman, Alec didn’t ever put any pressure to have her break her vows. It was about this time that rumours of Alec being gay started to arise…much to many of the older priests joy.
[Shawn apologizes for this joke to any Catholics out there. It's all meant for fun. >>;]
This relationship however ended with disaster as one day Alec walked in to find his beloved breaking her chastity vows with another Pokemon. Needless to say, Alec decided to skip that evenings volleyball tournament and sulk in his room. But because it would be awkward for them to pass each other in the hallways, the girls parents bribed the instructors to give Alec a gentle but quick boot and graduate him incredibly early. So in the equivalence of rubbing A1 sauce on a steak and throwing it into a den of starving Luxray, Alec was given his honorary “Holy Warrior Cross” pendant and thrown into the wilds to be at the mercy of the evil that exsists out there…many of which were familiar with Anne Rice novels.
