Nuke Fusion stood in ring, the humbled EEW fans cheering hugely, especially with no news that Nuke had been signed up on a contract.
He had a microphone in hand, and raised a hand to silence the crowd.
"So how many Fusion Fanatics do we have here tonight?"
A huge cheer shot up around the arena, setting Nuke in to nodding his head in appreciation.
"Excellent; that severely drops the amount of inbred bastards in this place. Good job.
Now, with that formality said and done, on to the next issue around here; I'm not on a contract here in EEW. Therefore, I actually have no right to be out here. In fact, if it were any one of you guys in this ring, you would've had your a** hauled out of the arena by now.
But, no, it's Nuke Fusion; he's something special. He's that 8-time Tag Team Champion. That 9-time Singles Champion. He's the man that nearly ended Cartwright's career. He's the man that was voted as EEW's Best Newbie a few years back now.
Let's delve in to this further .. I mean, I like making myself look good in front of you guys. It makes me happy in my pants."
Nuke looked over at a busty blonde in the front row.
"You can check for yourself later if you want."
Getting a giggle from the blonde, he went back to what he was talking about before.
"I'm the original creator of two of the most dominant factions in Pro Wrestling history; the Tapout Mafia, right here in EEW, and The Outcasts in both WWE:U and WWFG. I am the chosen Prodigy and heir to Kelly King 2.0's throne."
Looking around the arena, he looked down at the mat.
"But there is one thing that's recently come to my attention; I've been EEW's Best Newbie, I've been a nominee for Match of the Year here in EEW .. And even Travis Nightsky has admitted that my Ladder Match against him was the best of his career.
So why can I not claim a single EEW Championship to my name?"
Nuke seemed quite annoyed, as he pointed at the stage.
"I want to come back to EEW .. So I now need someone in charge here at Drown to come out here and offer me a new contract. So c'mon, get out here!"
He had a microphone in hand, and raised a hand to silence the crowd.
"So how many Fusion Fanatics do we have here tonight?"
A huge cheer shot up around the arena, setting Nuke in to nodding his head in appreciation.
"Excellent; that severely drops the amount of inbred bastards in this place. Good job.
Now, with that formality said and done, on to the next issue around here; I'm not on a contract here in EEW. Therefore, I actually have no right to be out here. In fact, if it were any one of you guys in this ring, you would've had your a** hauled out of the arena by now.
But, no, it's Nuke Fusion; he's something special. He's that 8-time Tag Team Champion. That 9-time Singles Champion. He's the man that nearly ended Cartwright's career. He's the man that was voted as EEW's Best Newbie a few years back now.
Let's delve in to this further .. I mean, I like making myself look good in front of you guys. It makes me happy in my pants."
Nuke looked over at a busty blonde in the front row.
"You can check for yourself later if you want."
Getting a giggle from the blonde, he went back to what he was talking about before.
"I'm the original creator of two of the most dominant factions in Pro Wrestling history; the Tapout Mafia, right here in EEW, and The Outcasts in both WWE:U and WWFG. I am the chosen Prodigy and heir to Kelly King 2.0's throne."
Looking around the arena, he looked down at the mat.
"But there is one thing that's recently come to my attention; I've been EEW's Best Newbie, I've been a nominee for Match of the Year here in EEW .. And even Travis Nightsky has admitted that my Ladder Match against him was the best of his career.
So why can I not claim a single EEW Championship to my name?"
Nuke seemed quite annoyed, as he pointed at the stage.
"I want to come back to EEW .. So I now need someone in charge here at Drown to come out here and offer me a new contract. So c'mon, get out here!"
