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 Posted: Thu Jan 19, 2006 1:31 pm
This was baka_schala_neko_chan's idea, but I posted it for her!!!
Help us come with 101 ways to annoy Lord Yggdrasil!!!! Here's the First 5!!!!
1. Say "I am Bond, James Bond" over and over again
2.Ask him where baby's come from
3. Be very observent of what he is doing for example if he is sitting down, ask: "Why are you sitting down"?
4. Chuck random objects at him such as: fish, a potato, a dead squirrel
5. Spontaniously yell random words like, SHOE!!! or LAWNMOWER!!!!
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Posted: Thu Jan 19, 2006 2:38 pm
6. Ask him if he knows how to disco
7. Mention his sister
8. Disagree with his plans
9. Try to nibble on his hair
10. Ask him if he's gay
11. Tell him Pronyma's in love with him
12. Mention how nearly everyone else has fangirls and he doesn't
13. Remind him that Genis isn't gay
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Posted: Thu Jan 19, 2006 5:11 pm
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Posted: Thu Jan 19, 2006 5:38 pm
Good!!! So far we have 30 ways eek
Here's another one,
31. "Pretend" to steal his creepy imatation sex toy of Genis...BUT DON'T ACTUALLY TOUCH IT!!!!!! (u don't wanna know where that's been)
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Posted: Thu Jan 19, 2006 5:42 pm
32.) put lemons in his eyes
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Posted: Thu Jan 19, 2006 5:43 pm
33. Make random and wrong doujinshii. Need I explain?
34. Make a thread in a guild devoted to annoying him, and then explain to him why he can't post.
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Posted: Thu Jan 19, 2006 5:52 pm
35) talk about how much cooler yuan and kratos are than him
36) tell him origin and regal do the crossdressing pull off the crossdressing look way better than he does.
37) chuck donuts at him
3 cool eat his fried chicken then yell at the top of your lungs in his face, "FINGER LICKIN GOOD"
39) sing weird al songs with karaoke badly and get it hooked up to the speakers all over his castle that normally play the wierd dungeon music
40) spike his fruit punch with reidard oil and blame his pet hamster fluffy.
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Posted: Thu Jan 19, 2006 7:38 pm
41. ask him where he got his jumpsuit because you're going to a ToS cosplay disco inferno
42. ask him if he's related to barbie because they both have small feet and really scarry blond hair.
43. when he answers no to 42 ask him what kind of shampoo he uses because you think he might use the same as barbie and if you can touch him to make sure he's not plastic.
44. ask him why he has the smallest wings and why Lloyd ended up with biggest ones.
45. take him skiing then get 2 sizes of skis just in case he changes from his big macho form to his little "I'm a poor ickle half elf" form.
46.ask him if he was copying Kratos and Yuan with his bangs.
47. whe he says no to 46 tell him that that was what you thought because Yuan's and Kratos's are way sexier.
48. ask him why he hasn't spiked his hair yet.
49. when he says it's not the style in response to 48 tell him: "well kratos has spikey hair and he's got way more fangirls than you"
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Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 2:19 pm
50!!!!: Keep telling him "Your mama's so fat..." jokes
51: Tell him that a bunch of psychic pornstar midgets wish to steal his Genis imatation sex toy
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Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 2:47 pm
Show him your sex toy imitation of Kratos and tell him it's the only one in existance AND YOU CAN'T HAVE IT. (I know this pisses him off. I've tried it. He almost got my Kratos doll though!)
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Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 3:43 pm
Tell him over and over again how Genis and Lloyd are meant to be.
Tease him with nude pictures of Genis and then when he grabs for them, slap him on the wrists and tell him he's been a bad little half-elf.
If Genis turns out to actually be straight and the top one can't be true, tell him over and over again how Genis and Otaku_Mandy are so madly in love....
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Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 5:50 pm
56.(I think) Ask him "Who wears short shorts" from somewhere he can't see you over and over and over.
57. Bring him a medium vanilla 2% decaf latte when he specifically asked for a grande mocha soy half-caf frappucino.
58. Off-handedly mention giant talking mice. He'll sleep with the lights on for a month.
59. Push all the buttons in the elevator before he does.
60. Ask him to sing the "I'm a big kid now" song.
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Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 6:25 pm
Were at 60 now...some really funny ones guys thanx!!!! rofl
61. Ask him if his clothes mean he's trying to be "pimp"
62. Keep saying "Luke, I am your father." over and over again
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Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2006 2:38 pm
61.) replace all the vanilla ice cream in his castle with CHOCOLATE!!!!!!
62.) ask him if he has a dead dog on his head for a wig.
63.) try to convert him to christianity
64.) spray paint his hair white with pink streaks
65.) draw a mustache on his face with permanent marker
66.) say, "crazy i was crazy once, they put me in a round room...ect." over and over and over again.
67.) stab him with toothpicks
68.) glue his eyes closed with KRAZY GLUE!!
69.) give him a box of doughnuts filled with one dozen starving crazed weasels.
70.) burn his memory card with 1000 hours of ToS gameplay with a flame thrower. then burn his face.
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Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2006 2:56 pm
71. sing Albuquerque a lot!
72. try to feed him sourcrout
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