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Gotenks.Le.Sexey.Goaty Captain
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 Posted: Mon Feb 07, 2005 8:11 am
List People on Gaia or AIM MSN or anything that has said something funny XD
MonkHT3: Yep
MonkHT3: I will MAKE LOVE TO DA GOTENKS
MonkHT3: XD
MonkHT3: In the TEMPLE OF GOTENKS
MonkHT3: LMAO
MonkHT3: THE JESUS OF SURBURBIA!
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Posted: Mon Feb 07, 2005 8:19 am
Psycho en Grey: :O
SantaClaus: Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas! I'm here on AIM! Everything we talk about here is between you and me! If you want to know more, you can type "privacy". Now, streeeeetch that window and let's get started.
So, have you been naughty or nice?
Psycho en Grey: naughty babe ;D
SantaClaus: Oh my! Well, there is always time left to get on my good list... ... and if you do, you will find a special free gift here for you on Dec. 22! To get in the spirit, type menu.
Psycho en Grey: ******** you..?
SantaClaus: Oh dear. I just get so depressed when I hear that kind of talk. The English language used to be one of my favorites.
A lump of coal for you.
Psycho en Grey: i always need ed that coal
SantaClaus: Interesting. Type menu.
Psycho en Grey: shaddap fatty
SantaClaus: Pardon me?
Psycho en Grey: i said shut up faeget
SantaClaus:
Only Mrs. Claus has that kind of control over me.
Psycho en Grey: ewww...naughty santa
SantaClaus: Hmm. Why don't you type, music, maybe that will put you in the Christmas spirit
Psycho en Grey: no thanks, your moosic sucks, like mrs claus sucks your pee wee :O
SantaClaus: Now, that's not necessary. Just have a little patience and ask me another way.
Psycho en Grey: that wasnt necessary? so...you made some porn?
SantaClaus: Hmm. I'm afraid that kind of language won't get you into the nice column with me.
That's a lump of coal for you.
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Gotenks.Le.Sexey.Goaty Captain
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Gotenks.Le.Sexey.Goaty Captain
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Posted: Mon Feb 07, 2005 8:20 am
MonkHT3: My Pokemon bring all the nerds to the yard
MonkHT3: There like. You wanna trade cards
MonkHT3: Damn Right, I wanna trade cards
MonkHT3: But not my.. Charizard
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Posted: Mon Feb 07, 2005 12:45 pm
Beau+Morte: BLAH-BLAH-GAH-WAH-SHABBA-DOO-DOGGA-BLAH-BLAH-BLAGH!!!!!
The Hindu Badger: Yeah...Me too one time....
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Posted: Mon Feb 07, 2005 1:04 pm
XxDarkGodGotenksxX Psycho en Grey: :O SantaClaus: Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas! I'm here on AIM! Everything we talk about here is between you and me! If you want to know more, you can type "privacy". Now, streeeeetch that window and let's get started. So, have you been naughty or nice? Psycho en Grey: naughty babe ;D SantaClaus: Oh my! Well, there is always time left to get on my good list... ... and if you do, you will find a special free gift here for you on Dec. 22! To get in the spirit, type menu. Psycho en Grey: ******** you..? SantaClaus: Oh dear. I just get so depressed when I hear that kind of talk. The English language used to be one of my favorites. A lump of coal for you. Psycho en Grey: i always need ed that coal SantaClaus: Interesting. Type menu. Psycho en Grey: shaddap fatty SantaClaus: Pardon me? Psycho en Grey: i said shut up faeget SantaClaus: Only Mrs. Claus has that kind of control over me. Psycho en Grey: ewww...naughty santa SantaClaus: Hmm. Why don't you type, music, maybe that will put you in the Christmas spirit Psycho en Grey: no thanks, your moosic sucks, like mrs claus sucks your pee wee :O SantaClaus: Now, that's not necessary. Just have a little patience and ask me another way. Psycho en Grey: that wasnt necessary? so...you made some porn? SantaClaus: Hmm. I'm afraid that kind of language won't get you into the nice column with me. That's a lump of coal for you. WHY ANTOINE...WHYYYY???!!!! gonk gonk gonk
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Posted: Mon Feb 07, 2005 1:05 pm
BrollyTheDarkGod: you lick balls?
BrollyTheDarkGod: no more s**t to say?!
Kawaii DDR Bunny: sure I do
BrollyTheDarkGod: bring it like i said maybe not on gaia but aim
BrollyTheDarkGod: this is my house
BrollyTheDarkGod: XD
Kawaii DDR Bunny: wtf
Kawaii DDR Bunny: its
Kawaii DDR Bunny: pqus
Kawaii DDR Bunny: SERVED
Kawaii DDR Bunny: KILL ME NOW
BrollyTheDarkGod: ???
BrollyTheDarkGod: wtf
domokun
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Friendly Conversationalist
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Posted: Mon Feb 07, 2005 1:18 pm
this was at my house keep in mind...
lau: I lost my star ones?!!!
Me: huh? What are you talking about?...
Lau: the green star thong i got! i lost them!!!
Me: Ohhh!.. they're next to you window
Lau: o.0 uhhhh okay... eek
teeheehee i know her a lil to well...be afraid be very afraid!!! whee heart heart
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Posted: Mon Feb 07, 2005 7:44 pm
MonkHT3: GIVE ME LITTLE SUMTHIN SUMTHIN ON THE SIDE!
BrollyTheDarkGod: STFU I HATE THAT
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Posted: Tue Feb 08, 2005 12:54 am
Mom: Well,I'm quite sure there's nothing they can do about it.
Me: What?
Mom: The gays,lesbians and bisexuals...I'm sure they wish they could change the way they are,but most likely can't
Me: You know,I can't understand why everyone in this family has an issue against them.
Mom: It's understandable...they're so unnatural
Me: I disagree,I know lots of people liek them and they're normal
Mom: Who do you know?
Me: Well,for example I have at least 20 bisexual or gay friends
Mom: Well,are you one of those....
Me: Yes,as a matter of fact,I'm bisexual
Mom: Wow....no wonder you're seeing a psychologist
I just have to love my mom xd
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Posted: Tue Feb 08, 2005 2:41 pm
Stl Raven: she spelled my name with a "Y"?
mad Tipsy: yes
mad Tipsy: look past that tho
Stl Raven: i don't know, tell her she has a nice a**?
mad Tipsy: so if I were to say you were being distant, what irrelevant compliment would I get lol?
Stl Raven: nothing you wouldn't hit me for
mad Tipsy: I can't hit you
mad Tipsy: why do you assume I am violent like that?
Stl Raven: but you would want to
mad Tipsy: try me
Stl Raven: you have wonderful mellons
Stl Raven: I just want to run up and tweak them
Stl Raven: repeatidly
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Gotenks.Le.Sexey.Goaty Captain
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Posted: Tue Feb 08, 2005 3:59 pm
MonkHT3: BLOW ME AWAY!
MonkHT3: GET ON YOUR KNEES IF YOU WANNA SURVIVE!
MonkHT3: BRING ME THE PLEASURE OR PREPARE TO DIE!
MonkHT3: I'll Be The One That Gets it ALL!
MonkHT3: I'll be the SEX TOY FOR YOU ALL!!
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Posted: Tue Feb 08, 2005 4:40 pm
arrow BrollyTheDarkGod: COOKIE
arrow BrollyTheDarkGod: COOOOOOOKIE
arrow BrollyTheDarkGod: COKOEKOEEKEE
DragonOfMischief: *shoves it down yer throat*
DragonOfMischief: wow, that was dirty sounding, giggle giggle
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Gotenks.Le.Sexey.Goaty Captain
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Friendly Conversationalist
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Posted: Tue Feb 08, 2005 5:12 pm
...this was during one of our DnD sessions...
half-dragon:throw the monk into battle!!!
DM:...why?...
half-dragon:cuz it'd be fun!
DM: okay...
Monk: yeah why not!?
Rouge:but what about the fireball?...
sorceress:...yea i don't think thats a good idea...
Monk: oh its okay i got evassion!
*half-dragon throws the monk and sorceress throws a fireball...monk dies...*
...i was the sorceress...and my brother the monk... sweatdrop
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Posted: Tue Feb 08, 2005 6:39 pm
Biz: Is there a Heaven for Athyest?
Amanda: yes, but you don't get HBO, the strippers are homely at best, and all of the soda is the crappy diet generic kind.
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Posted: Tue Feb 08, 2005 6:52 pm
Good night Biz."
" Good Night Amanda... hey, what is it that you want for Christmas again?"
" Anything but DVDs."
" You know, I can't think of something you would like. Maybe I should just give you the ten dollars."
" Ten dollars? Biz, that's a tenth of all the money you have in the world. You don't have too."
" You're right, I don't, but I am going to anyway... besides, it really isn't that much... what could I buy you with ten bucks?"
" A jet pack."
" A jet pack?! If there was one for ten dollars, it would fall apart halfway through flight. Then you would have to sue the Acme company like Wildy Cyotie did..."
" The food market?"
" No, but I do remember that place. I remeber my mom used to get bulk food their. "
" I remember it too, but then my parents discovered Sam's Club..."
" Bleh, Sam's Club, you need a membership to get in, Acme was much better."
" Yeah, but the bulks are bigger."
" But who can eat 100 chicken patties before they can go bad anyway?"
" The same people who need to buy a hundred pounds of gingerbread."
" The witch in Hanzel and Grettle would."
" What?"
" Yeah, that witch that like to eat babies, she would need like 100 pounds of ginger bread to keep her house freash."
" True."
" And imagine it when it rains? It must get soggy and start to collaspe. And the mold muct be terrible."
" Biz, she has a lot of time on her hands, she wouldn't need to BUY the gingerbread, she could make a freash batch everyday...."
"But making an entire house would be hard everyday."
" Good point. Not to menion ants would start to eat the frosting... and children would too."
" Yeah, that witch wouldn't be able to live in a gingerbread house."
" She's a witch, right? She probably has a spell cast over the house so that it always stays freash."
*pause*
" Amanda, if the witch was smart enough to cast a spell like that, why was she out smarted by two German children?"
*another pause*
" Well you see Biz, in France babies are a delicacy, now I know the witch isn't French, but I'm getting to that... anyway, her deadbeat husband went off with some young floozy with blonde hair and fake boobs. Broken Hearted, she went to live in Germany, not able to go back to France, not even to crave her baby hunger.
So, as he years passed, she became senile, and eating babies was the only thing she could think about. Then one day, the german kids came up to the house. Even though they weren't babies, they were close enough and she got so excited that her common sense left her..."
*yet another pause*
" But Amanda, why did she stay in the oven when she was pushed in? She is a witch, she could have poped out and kill those kids."
" Didn't you remember the story? She was left by her deadbeat husband. Don't you think they ever got busy and had children of their own?"
" Wouldn't they have eaten their children?"
" Yes, but this one was born before they had a taste for babies."
" I see"
" Anyway, she was suicidal and her grown up kid was in serious money problems, she she allowed herself to be burned so her daughter could collect the insurance that the witch's death brought."
* One last pause*
"Good night Amanda."
" 'Night Biz."
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