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"Dressed to Kill" by 2cents plays throughout the arena speakers, leading to a confused reaction from the crowd.The confusion quickly turned sour, as loud amounts of 'boos' filled the arena as the former LAO member, Hernandez, emerged onto the stage as the elegantly dressed and devilishly handsome, Humberto Hernandez. Draped on his shoulder, buffed to a beautiful shine, was his newly won title, one that he had to escape from One Night Stand with. He walked down to the ring, ignoring the fans that reached out, trying to touch the former fan favorite. His eyes remained hidden from the crowd, behind a pair of expensive sunglasses.

Humberto Hernandez reached the ring and climbed the steps to the ring apron, then entering the ring, walking to the opposite end of the ring, demanding a mic from the ring announcer. Hernandez snatched the mic from the announcer, then made his way to the center of the ring, removing his sunglasses before addressing the crowd.

"It is such a beautiful night, tonight, no?" Hernandez said, a wide smile on his face, as he looked at the fans on either side of the ring. His words were met with more, louder 'boos'.

"At One Night Stand, one year after marking my arrival right here in EEW, I was able to watch my former mentor have his ugly looks and ways, beaten down. I was able to rid myself of a cancer that was holding me back and I emerged from the pay per view as a champion, in a match I was never apart of!" Humberto exclaimed, almost in joy, as his words were met with 'boos' from the crowd, who had now become more hostile.

Humberto Hernandez looked at the entire crowd, still smiling.

"Go on, 'boo' me, show me just how ugly all of you are. See, I realized, I dont need any of you. When my former partner was unable to show up for our tag title match, Chrono emerged and offered aide. That, that is when I knew that I was on my way to the upper echelon of the EEW roster, surpassing K Dogg, 187 and the Dravens. After that match, when Chrono and I were screwed out of the tag titles, I realized it was time....It was time for a change of personality, a change of appearance, a change of attitude." Humberto paused, the crowd continued to 'boo' even louder.

Humberto still continued to smile. "So, from here on out....It is my time, Humberto Hernandez will make EEW a little bit more handsome and I start, with this very ugly title!" Humberto exclaimed, raising the title high into the air as the crowd continued to 'boo'.

Hernandez became quite surprised at hearing Yuke's entrance theme and paced frantically awaiting her arrival. Hernandez turned around to see her behind him and he quickly stumbled backwards to the ropes, raising one hand up to try and convince her to not attack just yet.

Hernandez slowly raised the mic up to address Yuke.

"Senora Yuke, I know what you are thinking, but I did not take the opportunity to steal from you. I took the title before those vultures could pick it clean from you. Originally, I wanted to offer this title to Senor Chrono, as a thank you gift and as an apology for when we had the tag titles stolen from us, but he does not seem too interested."

Humberto paused, standing up straight.

"With that said, this title, this title with its ugly rules and reputation, it is not worthy of someone as handsome as myself holding it, but you, you seem very keen on holding this title. So perhaps we can work out some sort of agreement, yes? I relinquish this title to you and in exchange, you take me to the upper echelon of the EEW standings, what do you say?" Humberto asked, extending the mic to Yuke for her response.

Yuke seemed to seethe hostility and Humberto quickly clambered out of the ring, still facing her.

"Whoa, whoa, calm down senorita, you keep getting all angry and scrunchy face like that, you will lose the remaining beauty you have. Now, talk to whom? You and I both know this is bullshit. I may respect you and your aggressive streak but I'm no b***h. I want a personal guarantee from you, because this title may have your name on it, but I hold it and possession is nine/tenths the law. Now, what do you say?"

Humberto paused, looking down before smirking, then returning his attention to Yuke.

"You know, I think I have just the outfit...." Humberto climbed onto the ring apron and stepped back into the ring, extending the title. "...and I believe this is the one piece missing from your outfit." Humberto said, offering to place the title around Yuke's waist.

Humberto smirked, then placed his shades back on as the crowd 'booed' his chicken s**t antics. Humberto went to the ropes and sat on the middle rope while holding the top rope up for Yuke as her music played.