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 Posted: Thu Sep 23, 2010 10:38 pm
This is the Distraction Game! I have in my hands a deliciously marvelous cookie that you want, but I'm so focused on it, there's no way you'd get it unless you distracted me somehow... Get creative! And don't eat the cookie! Someone else is bound to distract you before you can wink -slowly moves the cookie toward her mouth in delighted anticipation...-
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Posted: Tue Feb 15, 2011 11:07 am
Hey Diff! I see you're still holding that 19 week old cookie. I... huh? WHOAH!! DON'T MOVE! I LOST MY RIGHT CONTACT!
*leans forward and looks around*
Help me find it, but don't step on it! I can hardly see without these things, and I don't have my glasses with me right now!
*Snatches cookie and runs* HA! I don't wear contacts! twisted
(I kinda have to take some stuff for granted. You ~could~ just be a jerk and run off laughing at me.)
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Posted: Wed Feb 16, 2011 5:35 pm
Hi Guacamole, nice cookie! I wonder... OMG! Look! It's an 11.0 landshark!
*grabs cookie, runs, giggling insanely*
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Posted: Thu Feb 17, 2011 3:07 pm
Hi Mom! Oh, is that a cookie? Oh well, I'm on a diet...
So... oh... oh dear... Shadow got outside and is wailing.
*grabs cookie as you pass by to the door*
OH YES!!!
(Okay, it's lame, I'm sorry.)
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Posted: Thu Feb 17, 2011 7:36 pm
*Smashes though door at full speed yelling LANDSHARK AFTER ME!!!!!!!!*
*Roars past a confused Rafi* WATCH OUT!
*Plucks cookie from Teh Sock Rocker's hand and dashes at full speed into...*
(A wall? A room? The backyard? An alien burglar? Only the next poster saw what happened next!)
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Posted: Thu Feb 17, 2011 11:33 pm
*sics angry thwarted cat on Guacamole and grabs cookie when he throws up his hands to defend himself*
Aha!
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Posted: Fri Feb 18, 2011 12:04 am
OMG Your kitty is doing the cutest thing right now! 4laugh
-snatches cookie as she looks at the cat as it merely stares Guaco down-
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Posted: Fri Feb 18, 2011 11:15 pm
(Where did I thwart a cat? XD)
*Realizes cat is not attacking. Picks up cat. Throws cat @ Diff. Makes leaping dive for cookie when Diff drops it to stop the cat.*
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Posted: Sun Feb 20, 2011 10:37 am
*screams at Guacamole* OH MY GOD YOU ARE DIVING INTO QUICKSAND!!!
*swipes cookie as he changes direction to avoid fictional quicksand*
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Posted: Sun Feb 20, 2011 10:47 am
*calmly reaches out and grabs cookie as Sock trips over cat*
All right! I got the cookie! Yum!
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Posted: Wed Feb 23, 2011 9:55 pm
*realizing that no one is paying any attention, RafiCat starts to lift the cookie to her mouth*
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Posted: Thu Feb 24, 2011 3:05 pm
*creeps up behind Rafi*
Would you like some milk to go with it?
Rafi: Wha? Sur-
*Kicks Rafi in the face*
*Rafi Drops Cookie*
Moo!
*Dives for Cookie*
(haha lol. My hind legs kick like a horse.)
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I married a Lego Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Feb 24, 2011 3:17 pm
Hey Lego. Oh, a cookie. Y'know, I can do this AWESOME magic trick with a cookie. Wanna see?
*takes cookie*
HAH! The only magic trick I can do is make it disappear is by EATING it! *opens mouth to insert cookie*
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Posted: Thu Feb 24, 2011 5:22 pm
OMG! Look out! It's a low flying airplane!
*grabs cookie as Sock dives to the ground*
Yes, MINE!!!
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I married a Lego Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Feb 26, 2011 6:52 pm
*confused where the cookie went*
Where did cookie go? It was a bad magic trick!
Give me my cookie back!
*accidently steps on Rafi* (cause hes so small)
oops sorry...
THE COOKIE!!!
*lunges forward again*
(At this point I would think that the cookie is falling apart)
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