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High-functioning Marshmallow
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 Posted: Wed Sep 08, 2010 2:32 am
Possible Recipients Romane BissetteKuan-yin ChaoSuzy MacDonald
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Posted: Wed Sep 08, 2010 6:03 pm
A small package and letter was personally put into Romane's mailbox, it had no return address or name on it, so clearly someone put it there themselves. The letter said the following, in cursive;
Dear Ms. Police Officer,
You better not go to the Cooking Festival if you know what's good for you.
Sincerely, someone you don't know.
The oddest thing of this letter however, is that the small package contained a paper fan.
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Zemblanity Insomnia Captain
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Posted: Wed Nov 03, 2010 5:32 pm
Dear Member of the Police Force,
Attend my ball if you want to keep your job. You'll be my security guard.
Gaston Sonata
+1: As if.
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Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2010 7:23 pm
[[a large envelope containing a tape and a handwritten letter]]
Dear Miss Officer,
I am sorry to bother you with such disturbing news, but I could not keep it for myself any longer. The Simple thought of it has been eating me from inside, and I have now resolved myself to get the help from the police. Joined to this letter, is a homemade movie, well, that is if you can really call it a movie. To think that people do this brings me great troubles of the mind, which, truthfully, make my night restless and sleepless. As you will realize yourself once you see it, this is children pornography.
Now, you might wonder how someone have obtain this. You see, I was doing my shopping the other week at the General Store. I had noticed this sitting on the counter, but I paid no attention to it as I was paying. I must have put it into my bags by mistake as I was leaving. I troubled me to come to you, because the Tepes Twins have been friends, but now, it seems that, without a doubt, they deal in Children pornography. Finding the resolves to turn them in, I decided to send this letter and the video to you. Morals and Laws are higher than simple friendship, and with such behaviours, can I still call them friends?
Please understand that I wish to keep my identity secret. I do not want them to be angry at me or anything. I can only fear what they could do to an old lady like me. Please, bring justice to Nirvani.
A Worrying Soul.
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Zemblanity Insomnia Captain
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High-functioning Marshmallow
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Posted: Wed Feb 09, 2011 5:57 pm
[A bright pink flier sits atop the packages and/or letters with glimmery golden letters proclaiming Valentine's Day as the subject for the parcels.]Romane BissetteReceives a bouquet of Daisies.
I Will Never Tell
Hold these for your date to find you!Suzy MacDonaldReceives a pot of Clematis.
Artifice
Hold these for your date to find you!Cid[Receives a white card.]
You Are Lovely
Search for a Gardenia bouquet to find your date!
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Posted: Fri Feb 25, 2011 2:28 am
Dear Miss/Mister Romane Bissette
Mrs. Saint-Jean and Mrs. Sonata
Cordially request the honour of your presence
At the Wedding of their children
Luciennedeline Saint-Jean
And
Gaston Sonata
On the Sunday of the 4th of Fall,
at the groom’s mansion
At three O’Clock in the Afternoon
Please join us after for
Cocktail, Dinner and Dance
The favour of a reply is requested by the 1st of Fall
__Acceptxxxxxxx__Decline
__+1xxxxxxxxx__Single
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Zemblanity Insomnia Captain
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Zemblanity Insomnia Captain
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Posted: Sat Apr 30, 2011 7:13 pm
[a handwritten invitation, written in cursive letter, on a pink folded paper]
Dear MissRomane
The old year is now in the past and winter is gone. Please, come join us celebrate the arrival of Spring with us at the Flower Garden with a tea party. You do not need to bring anything but a hat and gloves! Everything will be furnished.
Gladice LeBlanc,
Town Representative.
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