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Posted: Tue Sep 07, 2010 8:56 pm
Relationships
- Ugh! Get it out of my sight!!
N/A
- Who? You mean those mosquitoes buzzing about?
Yuri Allen
Conor Alvey
Eet Alvey-LeBlanc
John Alvey-LeBlanc
Quentin Alvey-LeBlanc
Eva Baumgarten
Julia Beaumont
Miah Bernadetto
Pip Bernadetto
Azure Biset
Jessebelle Biset
Romane Bissette
Gwen Bloom
Finnian Buckley
Rory Cameron
Kenneth Cole
Ilya de la Cruz
Noelle Delacruz
Morgan Dellacroce
Teralynn Dellacroce
Walter Dolones
Alekzander Dukhanov
Rachel Fate
Cassidy Flynn
Camelia Grey
Lucas Grey
Alastair Harris
Ada Harte
Talna Hipp
Turner Hipp
Innochka Ivanova
Mariemaia Ivanova
Nakita Ivanova
Bela James-Rameri
June King
Ray King
Arwen Koyama
Haruka Koyama
Nanami Koyama
Alice Ladd
Yuuto Koyama
Alanis LeBlanc
Eleanor LeBlanc
Gladice LeBlanc
Judith LeBlanc
Keith LeBlanc
Rune LeBlanc
Wilhelm LeBlanc
Yoakim LeBlanc
Phileo Le`De-vuer
Mei Hwa Li
Avikna Lupita
Morgan Marlowe
Arlette Mayfair
Sierra Mikain
Neil Murrow
Catrina Murrow
Raiden Niami
Zelynity Niami
Tate O'Ballivan
Erika Page
Reed Page
Alex Park
Elliot Park
River Park
Emily Parker
Jonathan Parker
Julian Parker
Natalia Piper
Beatrice Rameri
Lyra Rameri
Mitsuke Rameri
Ryder Rameri
Xeiro Rameri
Ferris Randall
Schtolteheim Reinbach III
Gemma Rhodes
Hayden Rusacanth
Kaleb Roman
Mae Romane
Milinda Romane
Gabriela Rossi
Ash St. Jean
Ai Sayuri
Amaya Sayuri
Crimson Skizo
Rhapsody Skysong
Dimitri Mikhail Solomon
Angelina Sonata
Eclair Sonata
Gaston Sonata
Lucy Sonata
Lilia Sonata
Muse/Michael Sonata
Fleurette Starke
Dawson Stonewater
Kotone Tamaki
Peter Tamaki
Shinju Tamaki
Dante R. Tepes
Vladimir D. Tepes
Kay Tinoor-Randall
Benedikt Traiylor
Benedek Traiylor
Benedictus Traiylor
Benedetta Traiylor
Celeste Trelawny
Ed Triggs
Kip Triggs
Vi Triggs
Alice Ladd
Kevin McMahon
Blaire Vatonage
Riley van Kwil
Tatyana van Kwil
Todd van Kwil
Aniela Vanni
Tatum Jan Varone
Freja von der Bach
Lotte von der Bach
Xochiquetzal von der Bach-Xiqui
Aleksey Fedya Vyacheslav
Jacob Waldroup
Kade Waldroup
Yoakim Jr. Waldroup
Hansel Weber
Mayli White
Zori White
Charlotte Wilson
Zongxiàn Wilson
Integral Fairbrooke Wingates
Keith Wolfe
Knox Wolfe
Lucia Woods
Mao Xiqui
Zhi Xiqui
Emiko Yoshiko
Usagi Yoshiko
Mitsukai Yoshiko
- Least Concern
Joshua Pyre (Conor Alvey) - A.. below average cook with an ugly girlfriend.
Una Anderson - This? She COULD have been a star, but her mediocre cooking makes her nothing new.
Romane Bissette - One of the officers in the police force - pretty, just as they should be.
Winifred Bloom - Entered the cooking competition. Pretty, but mediocre.
Cici Cantata - My neice - a beautiful girl, but, well, she IS my relative! Still, nothing compared to Angelina.
Rachel Fate - Another officer! Is she the prettier..? Oh, I don't know, but they both keep my town clean gorgeously!
Haruka Koyama - Wasn't my favorite, but she's cute for a teenager and a superior cook.
Leroy Hunt (Keith LeBlanc) - A decent cook and ugly girl. ..Pitiful.
Yoakim LeBlanc - The old bag's son. ..He's a decent specimen, if only he didn't come packaged with that.. wrinkly thing.
Neil Murrow - ..Er. He's.. interesting. He's an important reporter or something like that, so I suppose he must stay.
Wes Steinberg - A rude man who's horribly jealous of my good looks!
Dante Tepes - Pretty, but disappointed me at the Cooking Festival.
Vladimir Tepes - Pretty as well, but, again, a disappointment.
Hansel Weber - Some German fellow.. who is a horrible cook.
- Servant
Jessebelle Bisset - HER? What, has some- hahaha, no, she's of no concern of mine! She should be miles away..
Gladice LeBlanc - An old bag that doesn't deserve my island!
Judith LeBlanc - She's a wonderful woman who'll keep me safe from the Jews.
Ciel Romanov - My mailman.
Hayden Rusacanth - A local artist who does some of the work I desire.
John Smith - The new sheriff.. Not as pretty, but, egh, I suppose I must take SOME exceptions..
Fleurette Starke - The hairdresser.. the GOOD one.
Eleanor Vatonage - The Harvest Goddess winner. I do agree, she is pretty.
Kade Waldroup - The worst hairstyler in the history of.. hairstyling. He has a pretty face, but his personality and lack of skills demean himself.
Zhi Xiqui - Works for me on occasion. Nice girl.
- Gardener
Giovanni Cantata - My cousin. I was always grandma's favorite! Ha! MOVED
Alanis LeBlanc - A wonderful young lady! I can't believe we've never met before~! ..Now, who does she remind me of..?
- Groomer
Angelina Sonata - My darling daughter. Much better than any old neice.
- Uncommon
Bela James - Jessica! A beautiful woman I co-judged with at the cooking festival! Nothing compared to my darling, though.
- Rare
Audrey St. Jean - Though we have never spoken, I still love her more than any other. Her husband doesn't deserve such grace! MOVED
Lulu St. Jean - My fiance~! Lulu is an utter delight!
- Unique
MuseMichael St. Jean - My son, who I can honestly say I love as he's basically a little me!
- Marriage
Perhaps.. polygamy?
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Posted: Tue Oct 26, 2010 10:38 pm
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High-functioning Marshmallow
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High-functioning Marshmallow
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Posted: Sat Oct 30, 2010 11:25 am
Spring 25th // Year 1 // Entry 1 Ah, it has been ages since I've written in this journal of mine! I had to spend hours admiring the jewels adorning it~! There has been little happening in my sweet little town of beauty – I have seen Audrey, that striking woman, and Jessica, a beauty beyond compare, at a festival or two. I will have to set some time aside to get both of the women as my own! First, I shall require a bath. SERVANT! GET ME MY BATHROBE AND TUG-BOAT IMMEDIATELY! I SHOULD LIKE THE BUBBLES FIT FOR A KING AS WELL AS A HUNDRED GOLDEN CANDLES – Yes, real gold, are you an idiot?! I'll have you fired if you don't get me my real gold candles NOW! I don't care what you have to say with your explanations and logic, I want my candles!
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Posted: Sat Oct 30, 2010 11:28 am
Summer 12th // Year 1 // Entry 2 Ah, today has been another glorious day – what? No, you idiot, WRITE THIS DOWN. D< ...What was that? ..An.. angry face? You're.. adding.. facial expressions to my journal? ...Ah.. I see.. Well. You should have done it sooner! D< Ah, my face looks NOTHING like that! Make it seem more.. ELEGANT!
..Ah? Is.. is that me? Oh! My word – I look splendid! Ah, and the crown! The hair! The eyes! But.. ...MY CHIN! YOU DIDN'T DO IT CORRECTLY! D8< ...What's that? AGAIN?! THAT'S IT! OFF WITH HIS HEAD! KILL HIM!! WHY ARE YOU STILL WRITING?! AH, HE'S RUNNING - AFTER HIM!
TELL MY CHILDREN I LO
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Posted: Sat Oct 30, 2010 11:29 am
Fall 8th // Year 1 // Entry 3 Ah, today was the Art Festival – I saw several peasants, but none of which could live up to my standards of beauty and talent, so no Gaston Originals were found today.. However, I did have a brilliant idea! A theme park, centered around purely GASTON! It shall have parades in my honor, merry-go-rounds with my face on every horse – but no one should be allowed to ride it for no one can ride GASTON! Instead, they will watch me and that alone should be a treat enough! Ah, treats – yes, you see, I have thought of those as well! They shall sell a new flavor of everything – my flavor! The essence of Gaston! It shall be made into a perfume that will scent the whole park and exotic animals will walk around and speak of my elegance – men will wear costumes of a child-version of myself, and paintings of my beautiful, nude form will decorate the halls! GASTON-LAND! YES! It is brilliant, isn't it?
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Posted: Sun Mar 13, 2011 4:34 pm
Winter 1st // Year 1 // Entry 4 I don't remember what day it was – just start writing! Yes, that's better. *clears throat* At an earlier date that I'm too stupid to remember, I proposed to my darling, beastly Lulu, who puts her family to shame with each thing she does! Her hairy chest and manly arms beseech me to wed her into my own, less than lovely family! I can not wait for the day that we may bed together and we humiliate each other with our own inefficiencies in the bedroom.. I am sending word to my younger brother, who is likely to be just as pig-nosed as I am, to arrive at once while I stare grudgingly out my window in nightmares of my future wife and strong, a*****e sons that I'll surely create with such a brute of a woman! ..Is that everything? Ah, I thought for sure I spoke longer! No, it only feels like that... Why are you still writing? I'm done! So am I. <_<
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Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2011 10:32 pm
Winter 24th // Year 1 // Entry 5 Today, I had went to visit my darling Lulu, who lived in perhaps the most trashiest of homes I could possibly imagine! Or, so I had thought. *Gasp* I could think! Isn't this just a wonderful moment of epiphany for me? Everyone thought my head was just full of air and possibly a slimy worm or two fattened on what little brain I once had! Oh, my, I just hope I can remember where I set my laundry.. Ha.. HAHAHAHA, Laundry, Gaston? The man can't do laundry! I do laundry! The b*****d doesn't even pay us for doing it, you know? He just makes us burn it every time he's through wearing the expensive, custom-ordered bullshit. I clean it so I can sell it! Of course, no one can know who was wearing it – then who would want to buy it?! ..Oh, dear. He's still talking. Uh. On the off chance he can read this, he's speaking about.. Lulu, that fiance of his, they planned the wedding.. some.. random details I don't care about.. Oh, she has a baby. Named Michael. He apparently looks like Gaston – God, feel sorry for the kid. Not that Gaston looks bad, but any one who would have to live their life looking in a mirror and being reminded of that is just worthy of all my pity. ..Ah, he shut up now.
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Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2011 10:33 pm
Summer 13th // Year 2 // Entry 6 I have taken it upon myself, at risk of death, torture, or whatever else Gaston and his brother have been discussing happen to me, to write out the horrors that have happened today so that someone may remember us, the servants of Sonata mansion, and know the TRUTH. Gaston is a madman, we all know, who treats us like tissue paper to be used and then thrown out – literally. There's a garbage chute that he demands we take whenever he doesn't like one of us or bores of us. It leads to the 'servant dumpster' and, no, it's not comfy. Cindy broke her leg when she had to go down it last week. Well, that wasn't as bad as what he's implementing now. Ever since that douche REINBACH or whatever came here, he's been picking us off like flies and tossing us into chambers to.. procreate.. Jade says it's to use our children against us, but there are rumors that say he's video taping it and selling it as blackmarket pornography.. then another one, the one I believe, he's learned to breed us like cattle and sell our children off to be used at the restaurant as cheap meat or the clinic for experiments.. The poker games in the study stopped, no one has snatched that overpriced wine in days, and.. I think Richard is about to crack. He's done nothing but stare at the knives in the kitchen for sometimes hours and we've been watching him, but I don't know if any of us can stop it if he tries something.
God, I'm scared.
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Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2011 10:34 pm
Summer 24th // Year 2 // Entry 7 We've started to talk to some of the guys that came with Reinbach. I don't now what this will do, but we're hoping.. that maybe we can find out just how serious this guy is. Reinbach's talk of guillotines and whips – I can't tell if he's shitting us or not, but.. it's true. God, it's true. TP servant, as he calls himself.. None of them even remember their actual names, they just.. call themselves by their work and.. to think we may actually turn into that.. I don't want to shake while that man is talking – I don't know what he'll do if we act like we know, but it's so hard.. I wanted to not believe him, but.. his eyes. They're so honest that's frightening. Our sanity isn't the only thing we have to worry about now. Our lives are at stake and Jade.. Jade's pregnant. But, she's always been this special girl around here. She's been here longer than us and Gaston almost treats her human sometimes, so she's not scared one bit. She doesn't deserve that. Whore. There's a new servant who joined us, someone's who's even above Jade in this food chain of ours. She's not happy about it one bit, especially since he's only been here for a few hours, but we can't do anything to help her. Not that I would, but some of the others are still loyal to her. As if she could help them. I think if anyone is our best bet at safety, it's the new man. Walter Dolones. Maybe he won't treat us as NPCs.. But, it's hard to stay hopeful in a place like this.
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