All she had done, was request that her slave personal assistant, take care of her laundry. That was all.
All he had meant to do was get it really, really clean without having to actual touch anything. Bleach seemed like a good idea. And it worked! So he was happily off knocking back drinks at the Leaky Bladder by the time she saw the results of her little request.
Where once Professor Hellma Shox had a radiantly tacky and clashing underwear collection, now she has only pristine whites. Completely unwearable! So she'll just be going to class commando until she has a chance to buy some new ones.
...this is indeed a situation Most Dire. And so it is up to you, dear friends, to avoid a situation not unlike opening the Ark of the Covenant. This is...
An Unmentionable Contest
How to enter: design and post new underwear (and bras!) for Hellma! You can enter as many times as you like, just edit new entries into your post! And while you're at it, feel free to design some unmentionables for other faculty members and students as well!
Contest End: the 14th of September!
Prize: 1,000 tickets for the September raffle! Other prizes will be given out depending on the amount of entries!
The FRANKenbra! With their patented sagging boob support! As age catches us to those older folks, and some body parts need some good old support so they don't fall off completely, the FRANKenbra offers full on sag assisting technology, giving you the ability to look decayed and rotten while still letting the world know you've still got 'the goods'. 
