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 Posted: Sat Aug 28, 2010 6:12 pm
the tale of stardust cafe, written in coff's version
scream and no I won't include yoai vane!
eek er......
Anyways! On with the story, idea...... Thing!
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Posted: Sat Aug 28, 2010 6:17 pm
Part 1
-.- it was a boring day for coff..... filled with the constant shouting of a catfish named vane.
nuu! o.o it must be perfect!Sadly..... coff was 5 feet away, caught on a day where she forgot her
headphones..... I've finished! I can open my own store now! that was all she said before
rushing.Coff was taking a stroll though random forums.... when she saw a sign.......
Beware of deadly bibble
"Yep -.- that's definitely where vane is."
As soon As coff stepped near, a ax flew 1/2 a inch away from her face. It's nice to see you too!. This was sadly.... a bad answer.....
o.o wait a chainsaw?! How did you-..... Don't throw it-..... and thus, coff made a happy trip to the hospital....
don't worry readers.... only one person was injured during this, and after 3 months was able to breathe again......
After a while.... coff was forcedhappily came of her own free will to the deathtrap that nearly killed her....
A must have been once glorious shop, now had been transformed into a battlefield between inedible food, and flying ninja monkeys. -.- it can't be as bad as last time. and thus coff went in. The first thing coff saw was a girl with long silver hair, mantia wings wielding a bazooka single-handedly winning this war.
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Posted: Sun Aug 29, 2010 4:58 pm
Part 2
A nuclear bomb was launched in the process, and obliterated both sides, with the shop..... Somehow, defying all logic.....
Coff and the strange girl survived. Huddling behind a mound of debris was a fat kitty who had green eyes.
Star! What did you do to my shop? Your lucky my carpet's still there! >.>Clean it all up or your not getting payed!
Star's response was simple..... She picked up her bazooka and destroyed vane's carpet. -.- I'm happy now.
Vane immediately started looking for the salvageable parts of her carpet.Sadly, it was then that vane noticed coff.
>.> it was you! If you hadn't come, my carpet would've been fine! What? How does my coming into your shop affect
that? Vane then hurled herself at coff. No not the-, owch!and thus.... coff made a merry trip to the hospital again....
After recently getting out of the hospital, coff was feeling suicidal. Coff! My shop! >.> save it! Star's getting crazy and
interviewing people for jobs based on their favorite ice cream flavor, and description of canadia!
And coff happily signed her death wish. Coff crashed though the window with a bazooka. Vane told me to take care of
random people, and something about ice cream! (-.- that wasn't as threatening as coff wanted it to be..... but the bazooka
was helpful)
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Posted: Sun Aug 29, 2010 5:38 pm
Part 3
Coff ended up staring at someone with spiky white, who called himself Miso. Don't worry star! I'll save you!
He then threw his hat at coff, and missed by 18 feet. o.o oh erm...... ouch?Miso, don't worry..... coff doesn't
kill anyone except vane.... yet. Is that morse code for "Your hired Miso!"=3? >.> vane! Hire him! He's
completely random! -.- your hired! Now go reweave my carpet as your first job! >.> that's not in the job
descriptions so..... Cheese to you! >D
and thus..... Miso dug his own grave..... >.> so..... your coff? -.- I'm gonna kill the shop now..... -launches nuclear bomb-
O_O What? Without me? -starts shooting silver bullets- -.- muahhahaha -burns things down with her flamethower-
-accidently shoots coff- O_O oops.... I work for aryvane! She'll pay! -.- I come back.... and I find
silver bullet shells, a dead coff, and star with a flamethower
-comes back to life- .... T.T why didn't she stay dead.... O.O My carpet! My new Carpet! you burned it! o.o it's okay carpy ahhahaha Miso will just reweave you... and you'll be better Retreat before she explodes? twisted get back here you all muahhahah! -tosses poptart at vane.- o.o won't she get attacked by flying ninja monkeys? -.- the monkeys will die as soon as they come within 3 yard of her..... we just need a distraction Come on my flying Taco! >D We'll camp at the North pole for now!
the stardust cafe crew fled to the northpole....where they shared marshmallows with the penguins.... knowing that they'd have to go back to collect there paychecks
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Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2010 4:15 pm
Part 4
Darth's victory!
Darth, the grombie first appeared in the cafe.....bone mask, chyaku, grunny, love of getting stabbed by pitchforks.
.... star.... why did you have to win the bet he said as he pushed open the door.-.- muahhahaha -stabs darth with a pitchfork-The star dust cafe crew welcomed the injured darth.....
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